Happyscrappy

[HighIntensity]

It seems you may have a little crush on me. You follow my posts around like a catholic schoolgirl in heat. I can understand that my words of wisdom or poet nature may have tingled your nipples to a point of sensation, but good god man I am sorry to inform you I may wear khakis but I am not down with your crying game.

 

[HappyScrappy]

hey - no mistakes! that must have taken some time to write

it isn't a crush, I just want you in the worst way.
I'm fascinated by you.
carry on.

 

[WODIN]

I'm fascinated with happy scrappy's fascination of Hi.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I'm fascinated by Wodin's fascination of happy scrappy's fascination of Hi. Does that make sense?

 

[bwood]

this explains the whole thing...

see below...

 

[smallmovesal]

i just want to make out with nicole again. carry on.

 

[spongebob]

i once knew a guy that could toss his own salad, is that relevant to this conversation?

 

[HappyScrappy]

i once knew a guy that could toss his own salad, is that relevant to this conversation?

dude - I told you that was just between me and you. jeesh. anything else you want to tell people about me? huh?

 

[WODIN]

dude - I told you that was just between me and you. jeesh. anything else you want to tell people about me? huh?

Now I'm really beginning to worry about you.

I'm fascinated with nicoles bellybutton.

 

[the nature boy]

lol @ this thread.

 

[smallmovesal]

i've had nicole's bellybutton... and... mmmmm

 

[spongebob]

one time when i worked at the local pizza shop in town, the deluxe pizza that i had made and sent thru the conveyor oven was on its way out. well i accidentally let it drop off the end of the conveyor and you know that trick that the slice of bread does when it has peanut butter on it and you drop it, it always lands on the peanut butter side down. well the pizza did that. we just scooped it up and sold it "as is", no warranty. im sure the floor was clean.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Now I'm really beginning to worry about you.

I'm fascinated with nicoles bellybutton.

I'm fascinated by so many things... small peices of lint, shiny stuff, birds, puppies, gravity... mirrors (those are under shiny stuff too I guess).
I think of my HI fascination like being in a gym I guess. Like say you are a huge mofo like Wodin and you are standing there spotting your friend doing bench and you turn to the guy at the bench station next to you. He is in a ribbed white tank top and flexing 13" cannons and loudly bragging about how much he can bench to those around him. Then he loads on less weight to the bar than you and your friend are doing it, and then tries to lift it without a spot and it goes crashing down to his chest pinning him to the bench...
that is a fascinating thing to watch. after such a display, I guarentee you would then watch that guy wherever he went, simply because you wanted to see what disaster he'd walk into next - all the time flexing and bragging his way about.
Only my fascination has nothing to do with size or lifts since I'm sure HI's grandma could lift more than me and has larger arms - but more with just the social intereaction and self actualization that he verbalizes (sort of) on the board.

the end.

 

[spongebob]

I'm fascinated by so many things... small peices of lint, shiny stuff, birds, puppies, gravity... mirrors (those are under shiny stuff too I guess).

i dont like birds, not anymore. i found a baby blue jay in the back yard last week. i thought i would help the poor creature before cats had it for lunch. there is an old lady in my town that is known as the 'bird lady', well she nurses animals back to health and releases them if possible. as soon as i tried to pick up the little birdie two full grown blue jays attacked me damn near slicing my face wide open with thier beeks and claws. after a few minutes of that i said fuck it. i went inside and let the cat out.

 

[HappyScrappy]

i dont like birds, not anymore. i found a baby blue jay in the back yard last week. i thought i would help the poor creature before cats had it for lunch. there is an old lady in my town that is known as the 'bird lady', well she nurses animals back to health and releases them if possible. as soon as i tried to pick up the little birdie two full grown blue jays attacked me damn near slicing my face wide open with thier beeks and claws. after a few minutes of that i said fuck it. i went inside and let the cat out.

no good deed goes unpunished

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I'm fascinated by Wodin's age. It's remarkable that he is still alive.

 

[john937]

Now that I work at a nationally known computer maker, the computer server that i had made and sent thru the conveyor line was on its way out. well i accidentally let it drop off the end of the conveyor and you know that trick that the slice of bread does when it has peanut butter on it and you drop it, it always lands on the peanut butter side down. well the computer did that. we just scooped it up and sold it "as is", no warranty. im sure the customer will never notice.

 

[spongebob]

Now that I work at a nationally known computer maker, the computer server that i had made and sent thru the conveyor line was on its way out. well i accidentally let it drop off the end of the conveyor and you know that trick that the slice of bread does when it has peanut butter on it and you drop it, it always lands on the peanut butter side down. well the computer did that. we just scooped it up and sold it "as is", no warranty. im sure the customer will never notice.

as far as i can tell, all consumer computers seem to have been dropped on the "peanut butter side down" thats why the consumer will never notice.

 

[john937]

The strawberry jam cushions the fall.

 

[polarpixie]

not another internet romance...this can't be good....

 

[john937]

I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.

My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir.

The night you died I cut it off,
I really don't know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.

I'm sorry now I killed you,
For our love was something fine,
And till they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine.