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satanic goatslayer
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Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Take a stick, sharpen it with a cleaver.
Take sharpened stick, walk to the neighbor's house, knock on the door.
When the door opens, growl and thrust stick into owner's sternum.
Sing "Viva Forever" by the Spice Girls while doing the chicken dance.
Do three egg rolls, followed by a round off and a log roll.
Sever the owner's head with the cleaver and eat his tongue in goulash.
Thank me afterwards.
Take a stick, sharpen it with a cleaver.
Take sharpened stick, walk to the neighbor's house, knock on the door.
When the door opens, growl and thrust stick into owner's sternum.
Sing "Viva Forever" by the Spice Girls while doing the chicken dance.
Do three egg rolls, followed by a round off and a log roll.
Sever the owner's head with the cleaver and eat his tongue in goulash.
Thank me afterwards.
