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satanic goatslayer
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I discovered the meaning of my life the other day, all thanks to the wonderful members of elitefitness.com. You really do make the world go round. I treasure each and every one of you.
It's funny how your perception of the world can be changed in an instant, as if by some divine intervention.
I went to the shopping mall the other day to purchase some rum, and I saw a young child wandering around crying. He was obviously lost, so I - in the festive spirit - hunched over to ask him what was wrong. He told me he wanted his mother, then he began crying, only louder this time.
My ears are sensitive, and that cacophony was quite painful.
I grabbed the kid by the throat and shanked him through the back six or seven dozen times, then cut his head off, threw it at the mall santa, and crucified him above the liqour store.
Looking back, I didn't learn anything that day, and you aren't wonderful people, you're all a bunch of cunts. The only thing I treasure is the thought of VixenVenus being sodomized with a splintered plunger handle while cozmokramer gets his scalp sewed into his small intestine.
Afrikaans.
It's funny how your perception of the world can be changed in an instant, as if by some divine intervention.
I went to the shopping mall the other day to purchase some rum, and I saw a young child wandering around crying. He was obviously lost, so I - in the festive spirit - hunched over to ask him what was wrong. He told me he wanted his mother, then he began crying, only louder this time.
My ears are sensitive, and that cacophony was quite painful.
I grabbed the kid by the throat and shanked him through the back six or seven dozen times, then cut his head off, threw it at the mall santa, and crucified him above the liqour store.
Looking back, I didn't learn anything that day, and you aren't wonderful people, you're all a bunch of cunts. The only thing I treasure is the thought of VixenVenus being sodomized with a splintered plunger handle while cozmokramer gets his scalp sewed into his small intestine.
Afrikaans.
