Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
Happy birthday Mr Goatslayer....
- Thread starter bouncer
- Start date
smallmovesal
New member
oooh... have a shot of absynthe for me 
TxCollegeguy
New member
I wish you many gallons of blood, and intestines to grill up 
BaBa-BooeY
New member
OMEGA said:
i'd think he'd prefer moonshine over beer, and some heroin over goat nipples
BaBa-BooeY
New member
alakum asalam
satanic goatslayer
New member
Well I'll be decapitated, a birthday thread for myself.
It isn't my day yet (couple of hours) but I'm going to drink fair amounts of shine anyway, then perhaps have some people over for a bonfire and do the traditional hanging and flogging of the clown at midnight.
One of my lady friends keeps calling me, wanting me to service her, but not today, for tonight I will only exert enough energy to drink copious amounts of alcohol.
Thank you for the good wishes bouncer, my friend, and to the rest of you as well, I'd respond directly to each of you, but time is limited.
Thanks again,
Satanic Goatslayer
It isn't my day yet (couple of hours) but I'm going to drink fair amounts of shine anyway, then perhaps have some people over for a bonfire and do the traditional hanging and flogging of the clown at midnight.
One of my lady friends keeps calling me, wanting me to service her, but not today, for tonight I will only exert enough energy to drink copious amounts of alcohol.
Thank you for the good wishes bouncer, my friend, and to the rest of you as well, I'd respond directly to each of you, but time is limited.
Thanks again,
Satanic Goatslayer
satanic goatslayer
New member
Shine Shine
A friend to me
Takes away
The misery
Today indeed
I need you most
I'll drink you
And raise a toast
For my birthday
I need 3 bottles
Cause lord knows
How many heathens I'll throttle
Shine shine
A dear dear chum
Some might say that
It makes you dumb
But not me
No way
That claim is false
I'll find the liar
And choke him with a telephone cord until his face balloons up into a purple, swollen heap of skin and blood, then I'll rip out his esophagus with my bare hands and floss my teeth with his now removed small intestine, then smash his head against my knee until he loses his pulse
Good night.
D
DcupSheepNipples
Guest
Here SG, I supplied you with a hot birthday slut!
Well at least she is breathing! Just make sure to double bag her and turn out the lights! 
Well at least she is breathing! Just make sure to double bag her and turn out the lights! 
THeMaCHinE
New member
Appy birfday to you
*scream*
appy birfday to you
*shaddup bitch!*
appy birthday dear slayer
*goddamit I told you!*
appy birfday to you
*silence*
*scream*
appy birfday to you
*shaddup bitch!*
appy birthday dear slayer
*goddamit I told you!*
appy birfday to you
*silence*
Steroid_Virgin
New member
it only figures SG is a scorpio.. that makes me, velvett, and SG.. any other scorps out there?
have a good one SG
have a good one SG
D
DcupSheepNipples
Guest
Yep, this phyco scorp is just around the corner!
MuSuLPhReAk
New member
Happy birthday oh evil one!!!!
thebabydoc
New member
SG's birthday?
That can only mean it's Decapitation Day!!!!
Happy DD to you, SG. Remember only one head per customer...
That can only mean it's Decapitation Day!!!!
Happy DD to you, SG. Remember only one head per customer...
supersizeme
New member
Happy Birthday Goat. I hope toothless is doing something nice for you today. The dark lord asked that you post your age today. It is his will.
satanic goatslayer
New member
I can feel the love.
Please don't make me shoot myself in the leg with my potato gun while singing Ludi and playing the mandolin.
That would be absoludicrous.
I had a good night, I'll post about it when the haze makes it's way out of my skull.
Please don't make me shoot myself in the leg with my potato gun while singing Ludi and playing the mandolin.
That would be absoludicrous.
I had a good night, I'll post about it when the haze makes it's way out of my skull.
Freak Show
New member
happy birthday you lovable oaf you! Don't kill too many people, you'll spoil your dinner.
satanic goatslayer
New member
68GT350 said:
I've seen posts where you say that I am May1010, and now you believe me to be 12.
Congratulations on beating intelligence. A pesky foe indeed, what with books and learning tools all around.
WODIN - I got few presents, but Toothless made me a new still, so it wasn't a complete bust.
68GT350
New member
I apologize for accusing you of being May1010. I realized that would be impossible indeed. The only thing I wonder about, with your repeated attacks, is your facination with him. I can't help but think it's more than just pure hatred. I wouldn't blame you, though, being around sheep and goats all day. I'd be the same way!
Just joking, tough guy. But, seriously...now old are you now. I didn't mean that statement as insulting. I like to battle that annoying intelligence by destroying braincells with moonshine I make in my bathtub with used bath water. Does the job nicely.
Just joking, tough guy. But, seriously...now old are you now. I didn't mean that statement as insulting. I like to battle that annoying intelligence by destroying braincells with moonshine I make in my bathtub with used bath water. Does the job nicely.
satanic goatslayer
New member
The tough guy line was inappropriate, for I never tried to threaten you. You implied that I was 12, so if you want to get into an exchange of insults with me (I don't know why else you'd imply that) then you should write a new thread for that purpose.
I have always liked insulting May, as he was one of the few that would fight back in a 'sometimes' effective way. He was also one of the better known members, so everyone could laugh at insults directed towards him.
Even though you didn't mark your question with a question mark, I will answer it anyway.
I am in my early 20's to late 30's.
I have always liked insulting May, as he was one of the few that would fight back in a 'sometimes' effective way. He was also one of the better known members, so everyone could laugh at insults directed towards him.
Even though you didn't mark your question with a question mark, I will answer it anyway.
I am in my early 20's to late 30's.
H
HighIntensity
Guest
go kill someone, you sheep hearding poet
68GT350
New member
Satanic Goatslayer said:
In regard to the question mark, I'm sure you've been the victim of misplaced fingers on the keyboard.
Tough guy is a name I use for people that I admire. It's just something that slips out in my common speach. I admire your sharp wit. I'm sorry but your uncontested favortism here just creates this itch in my shorts to flame the hell out of you. You just need someone to bash you...There's way too many people here kissing your shepard ass.
It looks like I'm going to have to be a wise ass. I just can't stand idly by watching you bask in all this glory. En Guarde!
satanic goatslayer
New member
Now I see.
By all means, feel free to "bash" me until the cows, or goats in this case, come home. I don't have thick skin, it burned off in a chemical spill, but I take insults quite well.
If you do decide to "flame" me, then I must urge you to not make any play on my name, no matter how witty you might think it to be.
The Outsiders called things "tuff."
I have dressed myself in flame retardent clothing.
By all means, feel free to "bash" me until the cows, or goats in this case, come home. I don't have thick skin, it burned off in a chemical spill, but I take insults quite well.
If you do decide to "flame" me, then I must urge you to not make any play on my name, no matter how witty you might think it to be.
The Outsiders called things "tuff."
I have dressed myself in flame retardent clothing.
Similar threads
