Hamsterhider!!!!

[WODIN]

Where were your born? Concieved? What do you do for money? How many plugs did you have pulled out of your ass the last time you were in the ER? What do you for entertainment in Vegas? What is a typical day like in the life of THE HAMSTERHIDER? Have you ever had any major surgeries? If so what where they? Have you ever sucked cock for crack? Do you have a porn collection, if so what is in it and what type of media is it on? Can you fart the Stars and Stripes? Have you ever been in the military? What branch? What is your race, creed, color, religion and favorite tellitubby? What are your current stats and what are you goals? Did you go to the Olympia? Did you go down on any of the top five finalist? What is it about yourself that makes you unique?

 

[flickenu]

Where were your born? Concieved? What do you do for money? How many plugs did you have pulled out of your ass the last time you were in the ER? What do you for entertainment in Vegas? What is a typical day like in the life of THE HAMSTERHIDER? Have you ever had any major surgeries? If so what where they? Have you ever sucked cock for crack? Do you have a porn collection, if so what is in it and what type of media is it on? Can you fart the Stars and Stripes? Have you ever been in the military? What branch? What is your race, creed, color, religion and favorite tellitubby? What are your current stats and what are you goals? Did you go to the Olympia? Did you go down on any of the top five finalist? What is it about yourself that makes you unique?

I speak with HH on a regular basis so I might be able to help you out with most of this.

HamsterHider- The biography of a troubled man.

Born- Reno, moved to Vegas when he was 15 after his mom got promoted to the Chicken Ranch just outside city limits. (Prostitution is illegal in cities with over 250k people)

Source of Income- Obtained a 2 year degree at a culinary arts school after flunking out of UNLV from gambling debt. Part time chef at Circus, Circus and Valet at The London Club (certainly nothing to be ashamed of, amazing tips)

Typical Day- Stalking the artist formerly known as May1010 sister. No joke either. He always tried to get me to call her and make fun of her for being an alcoholic because she called him insecure. I did actually call her once but chickened out and hung up. She called me back that sunday night but I hung up on her again.

Race- Caucasian

Color- Normally beige, usually ghastly white every sunday after the 1st series of NFL games get over and he drops his 2 weeks paycheck after betting the over on a ravens-steelers game.

Current Location- Depends on the state he's in.

Marital status- Again, depends on the state.

He did attend the Olympia. As for going down on any of the top 5 that's a negative. Had you posted this before Jay Cutler was dq'ed, well there's a different story.

If you have any more questions about Isiah feel free to post.

 

[WODIN]

Flick how do you know THE HAMSTERHIDER so well? You live in Vegas too?

I had no idea may's sister was a sauce bucket! Aren't they twins?

What about HH's farting skills...Any tunes played during protracted fart sessions or has he been drilled too many times like SSME has?

 

[flickenu]

Flick how do you know THE HAMSTERHIDER so well? You live in Vegas too?

I had no idea may's sister was a sauce bucket! Aren't they twins?

What about HH's farting skills...Any tunes played during protracted fart sessions or has he been drilled too many times like SSME has?

Not sure about his flatuatory skills. I'll keep an ear open and get back to you on that one if you know what I mean.

I don't know if May's sister is actually a sauce bucket. I think he's just pissed she wouldn't date him. I'll check and see if I still have the PM from may.

*checking*

Sadly I do not have the pm anymore. HH told me she's an alcoholic slut that tans too much and says all bodybuilders are insecure. Supposedly she also told all may's gay friends that HH is homosexual also.

May says HH is just pissed because she won't date him. May tends to lie. Call me crazy but I miss that guys posts.

I'm not sure if they're twins. They do have lots in common. Both like men, both have girls names.

 

[WODIN]

I don't know for sure what part of this is saddest...may1010's alchie sister, HH wanting to date her or that our little gerbal hiding homo may got banned.

 

[The Shadow]

I don't know for sure what part of this is saddest...may1010's alchie sister, HH wanting to date her or that our little gerbal hiding homo may got banned.

Bump - Why was May banned???

I'm probably next...

 

[WODIN]

Bump - Why was May banned???

I'm probably next...

Why do you say this...your my favorite testical wart...you can't go.

 

[flickenu]

Bump - Why was May banned???

I'm probably next...

Why is anyone banned on this board? People complain too much. I like just about all the mods but it really sucks how a member will say something outright to a mod and the mod will report him to george but then turn right back around and say shit to other mods about that certain member. If that makes sense. Apparently some of the mod's don't think the others tell members whats said behind the curtain

Hey Corn-

Is that you in your avatar? (I'm seeing chest and abs, I haven't Ctrl Refreshed) If so you look alot more shredded than your old avatar. Were you on a cutting cycle in that picture or is it the lighting/tan?

 

[HamsterHider]

Where were your born? MINNESOTA Concieved?YOUR COUSINS TRAILOR PARK METH LAB What do you do for money?SPECIALIZED LAW ENFORCEMENT. NO NOT THE DEA SO CHILL FOLKS How many plugs did you have pulled out of your ass the last time you were in the ER?O I'M NOT GAY U FECAL EATER What do you for entertainment in Vegas?GO TO THE GYM, THE CLUBS ON OCCASSION, I REALLY NEED TO MEET A WOMAN AND GET A HOBBY ANY SUGGESTIONS, OH YEAH LAST WEEK I RENTED ALL EPISODES OF THE 1ST 2 SEASONS OF THE SOPRANOS, ND TRYING TO EAT AT EVERY RESTAURANT IN TOWN, I ALSO LIKE TO GO UP TO THE MOUNTAINS A LIL COOLER THERE What is a typical day like in the life of THE HAMSTERHIDER?UP AT 6AM HIT THE SNOOZE TILL LIKE 630 EVEN THOUGH I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK AT 7 AM, SHOWER, MAKE A MPR STRAP ON SOME GUNS, CUFFS, PICK OUT CLOTHES FOR THE DAY, JUMP IN THE CAR SPEED TO WORK, TRY TO SUPERVISE AND FIND PSYCHOS AND CRIMINALS ALL DAY GO HOMEGET ON HERE MAYBE GO TO THE GYM AND DO CARDIO . Have you ever had any major surgeries?MY TONSILS OUT THAT IS ALL If so what where they? Have you ever sucked cock for crack?NO BUT I HEARD YOUR GRANDMA WROTE A BOOK ON IT CALLED HOW TO MAKE MONEY BEING TOOTHLESS Do you have a porn collection, if so what is in it and what type of media is it on?NO I'VE SEEN IT ALL I THINK MY FRIEND OWNS 3 PORN STORES BACKHOME. Can you fart the Stars and Stripes?NO BUT ONCE I GROUND HOGGED IT FOR 3 HOURS Have you ever been in the military? NO What branch? What is your race, creed, color, religion and favorite tellitubby?GERMAN/IRISH/AND OTHER MUTT BREEDS, WHITE, TAN, CHRISTIAN, I HATE THE TELETUBBYS MY OLD BOSS SERIOUSLY LOOKED LIKE ONE What are your current stats and what are you goals? 6'1 225 I WANT TO BE 6'2 265 6% BUT WORKING IN MY FIELD SEEMS TO CAUSE SLEEP DEPRIVATION AND IT IS GHETTING HARDER TO GROW Did you go to the Olympia?YES BUT NOT THE SHOW JUST TTHE EXPO Did you go down on any of the top five finalist?NO THAT JOB WAS RESERVED FOR FLICKENU BUT HE NEVER SHOWED What is it about yourself that makes you unique? I THINK I AM CRAZY I SING NAKED IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR DANCING THE ROBOT

 

[The Shadow]

Why is anyone banned on this board? People complain too much. I like just about all the mods but it really sucks how a member will say something outright to a mod and the mod will report him to george but then turn right back around and say shit to other mods about that certain member. If that makes sense. Apparently some of the mod's don't think the others tell members whats said behind the curtain

Hey Corn-

Is that you in your avatar? (I'm seeing chest and abs, I haven't Ctrl Refreshed) If so you look alot more shredded than your old avatar. Were you on a cutting cycle in that picture or is it the lighting/tan?

Taht wa sat the end of my lat Fina/Winnt/Prop cycle. Weighed about 220 at 7.5 % Bodyfat.

 

[spentagn]

Taht wa sat the end of my lat Fina/Winnt/Prop cycle. Weighed about 220 at 7.5 % Bodyfat.

Imagine fitting such a stud up your ass. I really feel sorry for Warik sometimes.

 

[The Shadow]

Imagine fitting such a stud up your ass. I really feel sorry for Warik sometimes.

Yeah - me too...

 

[WODIN]

Thanks for the reply bro.

Three porn stores!!! Wow you have nice friends..,.

How you going to grow that extra inch?

 

[HamsterHider]

GROWTH HORMONE, ALTHOUGH I THINK I MAY BE 6'2 HAVEN'T MEASURED LATELY. IF YOU KNOW OF ANY PLACE ONLINE THAT WILL PRESCRIBE IT OR ANY OTHER "ANTI-AGEING" DRUGS PM ME THE ADDY. SO DO YOU KNOW CORNHOLIO IN REAL LIFE? SHOULD I DRINK BY MYSELF AT A BAR TONITE? WHAT ARE SOME FUN TO DO BY YOURSELF ACTIVITIES NOT INCLUDING SMOKING A FATTY AS I GET POLYGRAPH AND DRUG TESTED EVEN THOUGH I WISH I COULD. I'M A LOSER LOSER LOSER