halloween help me

[Spartacus]

I'm sending a myspace message to this babe today. I just met her monday night and tuesday she had added me as a friend on myspace. Despite having got sick(jagerbombs) monday night and passing out on my bathroom floor. I took care of her with the wet washclothe treatment etc.

So here's my opportunity to get a good happy halloween message out/in

 

[Spartacus]

she's the nurse
at least she was saturday night

20000K for the most helpful tip

 

[Bikini Mod]

Ask her if she is up for "playing doctor" again... LOL

 

[yonkers weights]

Play doc again but switch it up, this time she is the patient. You have to do a full body massage on her to find out what is wrong and some lotion will help.

BTW - Nice pickup!

 

[Spartacus]

Ask her if she is up for "playing doctor" again... LOL

yeah I'm thinking of playing with that theme
though I don't know if I should bring up the sickness/trow-up dealio

maybe just pass on that angle?

this is why I'm enlisting the help of EF

 

[Spartacus]

Play doc again but switch it up, this time she is the patient. You have to do a full body massage on her to find out what is wrong and some lotion will help.

BTW - Nice pickup!

she was the one sick monday night
I was stone cold sober

I am going to extend an invitation to her to come over tonight to pass out (no pun intended) halloween candy

so let's work that in
got to get the message out relatively soon too for that reason

and I'm burying a guy in 20 minutes

 

[yonkers weights]

Pass on that bro. Don't go down that path.

Is she a nail and bail girl or a keeper?

 

[Bikini Mod]

yeah I'm thinking of playing with that theme
though I don't know if I should bring up the sickness/trow-up dealio

maybe just pass on that angle?

this is why I'm enlisting the help of EF

LOL You reall ARE in trouble then.

The way I am looking at it, if she added you to her friends list then obviously she wasn't THAT embarrassed. But I wouldn't bring it up so blatantly if I were you. Even if she talks about it, downplay it. You strike me as a gentlemen that would know this anyways... but seriously, she digs you if she would ad you after something so embarrassing.

Yes, that happened to me ONCE... OMG I was so freaking embarrassed, never EVER had anything like that happen. Threw-up down the side of the cab - HEY at least I got my head out the window! I was SO EMBARRASSED that regardless of what the guy said or did I wanted nothing to do with him anymore... well, that and the fact that I wasn't really into him to begin with. He was nice enough, just not what I had expected. Anyways... Good Luck with that!

 

[yonkers weights]

MB and I are the only ones helping you out bro.

 

[Bikini Mod]

she was the one sick monday night
I was stone cold sober

I am going to extend an invitation to her to come over tonight to pass out (no pun intended) halloween candy

so let's work that in
got to get the message out relatively soon too for that reason

and I'm burying a guy in 20 minutes

LMFAO @ "passing out" candy... I like that - go with it! If she doesn't think that is fucking funny then she is definitely too uptight to bother over.

Now go put that dude to rest already.

 

[yonkers weights]

I used to love to play the "pass out game" in college. Taken em home and pass out on em. Funny shit. Great next morning sex!

 

[cindylou]

I puke sometimes and I refuse to be embarrased by it lol

I think the passing out candy message is cute

 

[Spartacus]

Pass on that bro. Don't go down that path.

Is she a nail and bail girl or a keeper?

keeper
monday night I kept thinking how she looked like a/my bride

and she did have a recent x-fiancee
I think they were due to get married this season
and he fvcked up

she's raised Catholic like I too

 

[yonkers weights]

Looks good and if she is cool - go for it!

Find out the truth about the break-up just to be safe. Not till date 5 or 6.

keeper
monday night I kept thinking how she looked like a/my bride

and she did have a recent x-fiancee
I think they were due to get married this season
and he fvcked up

she's raised Catholic like I too

 

[Spartacus]

LMFAO @ "passing out" candy... I like that - go with it! If she doesn't think that is fucking funny then she is definitely too uptight to bother over.

Now go put that dude to rest already.

yeah i think i stumbled onto it myself

 

[Bikini Mod]

Looks good and if she is cool - go for it!

Find out the truth about the break-up just to be safe. Not till date 5 or 6.

Darlin perception is reality. She could put whatever spin she wanted to on it. Could be accurate or could be not...

But I would bring it up too... just to see what she says. Watch out for rebounds though. I mean she was supposed to marry this dude. Don't jump into anything serious too quick. But then again, you are grown. Let me STFU. Can't help it... once your uterus has been stretched you automatically want to mother everydamnbody.

So now you have TWO females who think the *pass out candy* approach is best.

 

[SpyWizard]

i love a woman that can do jag.. if she keeps it down all the better

 

[Bikini Mod]

yeah i think i stumbled onto it myself

So does that mean that nobody gets k?

 

[txbondsman]

I was wondering if you would like to come over to my house for Halloween and pass out again? candy that is...

 

[yonkers weights]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

Do shots with this guy! FUNNY SHIT!
"I take baths in that shit!"

 

[jon1320]

Well if she's a keeper, then its best to be 100% yourself. Just don't put too much thought into whatever you say and try to demonstrate higher value, but don't start playing games.

Do something like "So i was at safeway today and couldn't help but to notice this great sale they had goin on with jager . I was going to pick it up but decided this would be better .... and give her something cool, not too flashy but 'cute' as they'd call it. Then move in for a kiss, first her cheek.. and if she looks accepting land on her lips, and take it from there.
If you can pull it off, you'll have her that night... and for a while

EDIT: Didn't realize you're going through myspace...
*re-thinks*

 

[Spartacus]

I was wondering if you would like to come over to my house for Halloween and pass out again? candy that is...

too direct

I sent the msg. and kept it short

I simply put "pass out" in parentheses

now I have another

this one just replied to my happy halloween and query as to what her costume for tonight will be

"french maid " she wrote

 

[Spartacus]

french maid ; )

 

[jon1320]

"I certainly don't know how the French do it, but i know American maids AT LEAST clean up after them selves, cough jager cough"
Now she'll be on a little defense, push and pull a little bit

 

[Bikini Mod]

too direct

I sent the msg. and kept it short

I simply put "pass out" in parentheses

now I have another

this one just replied to my happy halloween and query as to what her costume for tonight will be

"french maid " she wrote

Damn... stunning women.

 

[txbondsman]

too direct

I sent the msg. and kept it short

I simply put "pass out" in parentheses

now I have another

this one just replied to my happy halloween and query as to what her costume for tonight will be

"french maid " she wrote

too direct! by my thinking, too direct would be "It's halloween, come on over and let me fuck the devil out of ya!" Now, that's gettin the message across....

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

She is very pretty.

 

[Longhorn85]

Tell her that "Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little girl like you".

She is too young to remember the Classics Four.

 

[Spartacus]

Well if she's a keeper, then its best to be 100% yourself. Just don't put too much thought into whatever you say and try to demonstrate higher value, but don't start playing games.

Do something like "So i was at safeway today and couldn't help but to notice this great sale they had goin on with jager . I was going to pick it up but decided this would be better .... and give her something cool, not too flashy but 'cute' as they'd call it.
EDIT: Didn't realize you're going through myspace...
*re-thinks*

I may use this though if I have to visit her at work. she manages a chain of tanning salon's in my neck of the woods. I'll just have to call my bro to figure out which location

 

[Spartacus]

So does that mean that nobody gets k?

no we're moving onto the exotic chcik from south beach
she's back in alabama where she grew up

I had a date with her a sunday night back in may

I got a DUI saturday night and spent the next 36 hours in jail
so I missed the date and couldn't even call
when I got out I had less than a day to pack and prepare for my trip to ukraine

so that sort of fucked it up with her as I didn't get back from overseas for 2 weeks

but FYI to you young bros
halloween is an excellent opportunity to "reopen" closed doors
just send an online happy halloween and ask about their costume

 

[Spartacus]

"I certainly don't know how the French do it, but i know American maids AT LEAST clean up after them selves, cough jager cough"
Now she'll be on a little defense, push and pull a little bit

this isn't the jager-nurse girl
this is the black chick

 

[LuluDeren]

Do they pass out candy in the Ukraine?

 

[SpyWizard]

Just play it cool.. she always has guys coming on to her..

just act like it's no big deal, she needs/wants to be safe with someone, and if you didn't take advantage of her when she was sick, and helped her out, at least she knows she can trust you..

that's the point i would make sure she knows..

then you will be in like flint..

 

[Spartacus]

Just play it cool.. she always has guys coming on to her..

just act like it's no big deal, she needs/wants to be safe with someone, and if you didn't take advantage of her when she was sick, and helped her out, at least she knows she can trust you..

that's the point i would make sure she knows..

then you will be in like flint..

there was another guy there with us
it's through him that i met her
and the 3 of us ended up at myplace(pun intended)

so it wasn't as if she was passed out in my bathroom alone with me

 

[Spartacus]

well I fvked up and forgot she has a 5yr old son

she replied "I'm taking my son out trick or treating"
but she's still online

what's my play?

20000 karma

 

[Raptorex]

your my idol

 

[jh1]

I'm sending a myspace message to this babe today. I just met her monday night and tuesday she had added me as a friend on myspace. Despite having got sick(jagerbombs) monday night and passing out on my bathroom floor. I took care of her with the wet washclothe treatment etc.

So here's my opportunity to get a good happy halloween message out/in

Tell her you have a 'friend' with similar tastes she may like to 'meat':

 

[Spartacus]

your my idol

 

[-SD-]

she was the one sick monday night
I was stone cold sober

I am going to extend an invitation to her to come over tonight to pass out (no pun intended) halloween candy

so let's work that in
got to get the message out relatively soon too for that reason

and I'm burying a guy in 20 minutes

LOL @ the casual mention of burying a guy in 20 minutes.

 

[Spartacus]

LOL @ the casual mention of burying a guy in 20 minutes.

superdave help

I'm 0-2 today
the kid's not 5 he's 8
the french maid didn't respond

bust out the rico express card

 

[Spartacus]

my business american express
well amex asks if you want to add any employees to your account

yeah "Rico Suave"

so I'm Rico Suave

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Cal_21]

I want to be a playa like you when I grow up

!

Good luck w/ Halloween treats

 

[-SD-]

superdave help

I'm 0-2 today
the kid's not 5 he's 8
the french maid didn't respond

bust out the rico express card

Depends if she can get short notice babysitter for the kid. If she can get a sitter ask her if shed like to do some trick or treating of her own after shes done with her kid. Or if youre desperate ask her what kind of candy the kid likes and buy a shitload of it at the store and ask her if you can stop buy and surprise the kid with it. Of course youre working with myspace, which isnt my bag. although it should be at this point.

 

[Spartacus]

myspace relatively new to me too
dynamics there I'm getting accostumed to

such as having the right friends set up
can't have too many other chcikas etc.

 

[-SD-]

I heard you can get mad ass on myspace. probably should get myself a page and shit.

 

[Spartacus]

I got a pretty good batting order
throw in some bands to camoflauge
EF peeps are great for some background eye candy

e.g. I got heatherrae in there
looks good but since she lives in minnebraska she's no threat to a local I'm workin'

 

[-SD-]

I got a pretty good batting order
throw in some bands to camoflauge
EF peeps are great for some background eye candy

e.g. I got heatherrae in there
looks good but since she lives in minnebraska she's no threat to a local I'm workin'

I would have to consult some college chicks for that shit, i got no fucking graphic design skillz

 

[Spartacus]

I would have to consult some college chicks for that shit, i got no fucking graphic design skillz

when you add a friend they go into your friends section w/the pic of themselves they use as their profile pic
so all your friends,63 in my case, are there for all to see

if you want to msg someone they need to be your friend
so you have to have the chciks yer workin' all out there for all to see
there's the rub

and they will recon your friends
couple weeks ago I had a first date with some lawyer bish and she knew my friends list better than me
fvck

see what i'm sayin?

 

[puddlemonkey]

well I fvked up and forgot she has a 5yr old son

she replied "I'm taking my son out trick or treating"
but she's still online

what's my play?

20000 karma

Cable internet maybe? I leave my 'puter on 24/7, sometimes logged into EF.

 

[puddlemonkey]

but FYI to you young bros
halloween is an excellent opportunity to "reopen" closed doors
just send an online happy halloween and ask about their costume

Some doors need to stay closed. Like the girl who use to spank me like a race horse in the missionary position. I didn't have the heart to tell her that isn't normal!!!

 

[Longhorn85]

I got a pretty good batting order
throw in some bands to camoflauge

For playa purposes is it best to keep your profile public or private?

 

[Spartacus]

For playa purposes is it best to keep your profile public or private?

can't say as I consider myself to only be a stage above novice
golden delish has the myspace wisdom

supposedly
never have seen a single pic of a babe from him

 

[Bikini Mod]

I dunno, that whole myspace thing seems too complicated and there are A LOT of underage kids there...

But hey, if you lookin to pull mad punani... seems like it would be fun. Plus you don't have to pay. The downside is, how do you choose who you REALLY want to meet? I mean, aside from their pics?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Some doors need to stay closed. Like the girl who use to spank me like a race horse in the missionary position. I didn't have the heart to tell her that isn't normal!!!

I know you actually wanted to spank her the selfish little hussy.