halloween costume help

[jesus 2]

i got the material i need to make my halloween costume last night: 3 yards of burlap. you are wondering what in the hell kind of costume you could make with that. i'll tell you. a potato sack. the part i need help with is what i could write on the bag.

i came up with:

potatoes
(with sack)
net weight 172lbs

i'm sure there could be something funnier/wittier i could write on there. that's the part i would like some help with. it should include "potatoes" though.

i will also be carrying around a large baking potato in my hand.

what are you going to be for halloween?

j to da 2

 

[starfish]

As creative as you are and you're going to be a sack of potatoes for Halloween?

 

[jesus 2]

As creative as you are and you're going to be a sack of potatoes for Halloween?

i thought it was creative??? i mean, how many sack of potatoes do you see walking around on halloween? my roommates thought it was pretty damn funny too when i came up with the idea. they almost stole it from me!

j to da 2

 

[starfish]

Be a flamingo

 

[mylife]

not to distract from your thread, but anyone have ideas for what a couple should go as?

 

[jesus 2]

not to distract from your thread, but anyone have ideas for what a couple should go as?

thread hijacker!

starfish, i can't go as a flamingo!


anyone got any funny potatoe sayings i could put on my costume?

j to da 2

 

[mylife]

fuck the potato, go as jesus.

 

[dawookie]

not to distract from your thread, but anyone have ideas for what a couple should go as?

I just got back from a Halloween party.. me and my girl went as a Dragon Mystic and Enchantress (medieval looking couple.. cool tho, I looked like a dude from the movie Krull or the bad guy from Dragonheart)

Other couples were:
Vikings
Superman and Supergirl
Doctor and Nurse
Beetlejuice and Bloody Nurse
Quazimodo and Ezmerelda.

as far as what to put on a burlap bag.. how about "100% Indica Cannabis" or something along the ganja lines.. That is going to be hot as hell too, wear some deo for the b.o.

 

[jesus 2]

C is a badass choice!

 

[jesus 2]

kickin' it up.

j to da 2

 

[circusgirl]

Think Mr Potato Head.

 

[gymrat]

you could also be a flaming bag of shit.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I went to a big ass halloween ball last night as a chip and dale's dancer.I was a big hit,sexy all all hell too

 

[BronzedGoddess]

I thought Chip and Dale were Chipmunks...................

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I thought Chip and Dale were Chipmunks...................

incorrect,chip and dale's used to be the biggest name in male strip clubs

 

[BronzedGoddess]

You'd know more about male strip clubs than I would. Isn't it a little cold to be walking around half naked? Small guys like you can risk shrinkage.

 

[AAP]

A fucking potato? Damn, the reason they laughed at you was out of pity. That explains them attempting to steal it from you was to save you from doing this...


Ok, you could write AL GORE'S POTATOES on the sack. Notice the misspelling there. Since Al Gore made that boo boo on tv. Or was it Dan Quayle?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

You'd know more about male strip clubs than I would. Isn't it a little cold to be walking around half naked? Small guys like you can risk shrinkage.

yeah it was very cold lastnight.In regards to "shrinkage",I have plenty to spare,not like some people you know.

 

[BronzedGoddess]

In regards to "shrinkage",I have plenty to spare

If you are going to start telling lies like that, I suggest you remove those incriminating pics from the Pictures of Men board. .............how cute, an extra belly button....................

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

If you are going to start telling lies like that, I suggest you remove those incriminating pics from the Pictures of Men board. .............how cute, an extra belly button....................

incriminating my ass,I welcome all to give their criticism,if your gonna flame me on all threads,might as well start our own and not take up other peoples posts with your constant bickering

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

incriminating my ass,I welcome all to give their criticism,if your gonna flame me on all threads,might as well start our own and not take up other peoples posts with your constant bickering

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEAH!!!!!! WHAT WHAT WHAT?

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Halloween

I will be working my door man job at the bar wearing my blue mechanic suit and porfessionaly altered William Shatner mask.

 

[PinK233]

Last Halloween on the train to the city I saw a guy dressed up as a life sized tampon...now that was a funny costume...the only nasty part is he poured fruit punch on himself before he left the house

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Last Halloween on the train to the city I saw a guy dressed up as a life sized tampon...now that was a funny costume...the only nasty part is he poured fruit punch on himself before he left the house

EWWWWWWWWW,wouldnt be complete without the sauce

 

[jesus 2]

Last Halloween on the train to the city I saw a guy dressed up as a life sized tampon...now that was a funny costume...the only nasty part is he poured fruit punch on himself before he left the house

hahahha that's great!

j to da 2

 

[jesus 2]

i got it!!!

I DA HOE
POTATOES
(with sack)

net weight 175lbs

 

[jesus 2]

quit using this thread as a way to post your stupid weight!

Oh yeah, I love the costume... it's too perfect for you

WHO DA HOE?

I DA HOE!

POTATOES YO!

j to da 2