haiku

[SoreArms]

eyes fixed on panties
oohchie coochie la la la
ejaculation

 

[Lestat]

damn I won't even try to top that one.. very good.

 

[wootoom]

garth that was a haiku

 

[Lestat]

lots of good bros in here

 

[wootoom]

for sure

 

[Lestat]

so many crowns too

 

[hotzie]

 

[wootoom]

 

[SoreArms]

garth that was a haiku

party on wayne

 

[Tytan]

I too......haiku

 

[Raina]

Endless paperwork
Work is a joy abortion
I need a cupcake

 

[Raina]

I'm hyper today
I can't shut up or sit still
Tranquilizer please

 

[Dunk]

my cock is so swole
wish i had porn on my phone
my cock is so swole

 

[Raina]

I love haiku poems
I write them almost daily
Better than drinking....

 

[SoreArms]

I likes my coffee
like i like my vaginas
with a shot of cream

 

[Raina]

I don't like coffee
I like my stims in pill form
I'm hardcore like that

 

[rudeboyja]

Damn Rosie is fat
looks like she ate a walrus
someone hide her kids

 

[hamstershaver]

eyes fixed on panties
oohchie coochie la la la
ejaculation

that was beautiful

 

[SoreArms]

my penis shrunken
balls hanging low to my knees
Resembles hitchcock

 

[Dunk]

my cock is so swole
wish i had porn on my phone
my cock is so swole

my cock is so limp
wish i had porn on my phone
my cock is so limp

 

[Raina]

These haikus are lame
I'm very disappointed
Still no cupcake yet.

 

[Dunk]

now my cocks moving
now my cocks moving oh yeah!
now my cocks moving

 

[Raina]

Classless haiku poems
Fill my heart with such sadness
Tears fill my blue eyes.

 

[SoreArms]

I'll be the filling
you'll be the vanilla spread
smell the hot pastries

 

[Dunk]

I look at my cards
not such a great hand to play
two, seven, off suit, awe een

 

[SoreArms]

in my sleepless mind
walks your slender silhouette
conjure a caress

 

[Raina]

This is much better
Now I am giddy again
I love huffing paint

 

[SoreArms]

a devilish look
a naughty suggestive grin
feigning innocence

 

[Raina]

I am a lady
My haikus are pure and chaste
Innocent as lambs

 

[nycgirl]

Lunch date on Sunday
and the check isn't on me
Damn, I am sexy

 

[Raina]

No weekend plans here
Last weekend was heavenly
An absolute dream

 

[Peshmerga]

She yells all damn day
Why won't she shut her cock hole?
Where is my hatchet?

 

[Dunk]

who is peshmerga?
why does he speak with such hate?
another damn alt

 

[Peshmerga]

who is peshmerga?
why does he speak with such hate?
another damn alt

I gave her my love
she went with that asshole Brent
OK Officer, I'll go quietly

 

[Dunk]

your a stupid cunt
ill show you how to chew gum
you fucking fairy

 

[nycgirl]

You were my passion
Came to me in the dark night
My heart still feels you

 

[Peshmerga]

A full magazine
The bolt is clean and oiled
I don't fucking chew gum

 

[Raina]

I thought I was fine
Closed off from the world, alone
You proved me wrong

 

[nycgirl]

Where did the time go?
Kisses so tender and soft
My skin still feels you

 

[Dunk]

Where did the time go?
Kisses so tender and soft
My skin still feels you

Im right here my love
Like a Flower without sun
wow im acting geigh

 

[nycgirl]

Shiraz in my glass
Passion running through my mind
Brown eyes filled with lust

 

[Peshmerga]

I see her beauty
My heart is filled with desire
Just get in the trunk and I won't hurt you

 

[nycgirl]

Fear lives in your heart
Mind, the color of bright Jade
Eyes tell loneliness

 

[Peshmerga]

I'm not a psycho
I swear I mailed you the check
Alright Officer, I'll come quietly

I see her beauty
My heart is filled with desire
Just get in the trunk and I won't hurt you

 

[nycgirl]

Jewelry is my love
Seventy pieces to go
Damn child labor laws

 

[hamstershaver]

take off your panties
premature ejaculation
make me a sammich

is that a haiku?

 

[Island Son]

soft fur against my hand
quiet purrs in the silence
her eyes adore me

 

[SoreArms]

feeling discomfort
pressure builds inside of me
I need to go pee

 

[SoreArms]

take off your panties
premature ejaculation
make me a sammich

is that a haiku?

5
7
5

yours is
5
8
5

 

[samoth]

A perfect crystal
At zero degrees kelvin
Has no entropy



I never liked poetry much...

 

[SoreArms]

in your timid eyes
shy and curious distress
peel away your dress

 

[Peshmerga]

I do love Shiraz
Her brown eyes resemble "hers"
Sorry this will hurt

The Judge was wrong
I pay too much child support
She is going to pay

A full magazine
The bolt is clean and oiled
Where the hell is she?

Oh Fuck, it is Brent
Oh well, that faggot will do
It's his fault anyway

Shoot him in the balls
A Eunuch doesn't need them
You should have left her

I have visitation rights!
Goddamn it I sent your check!
How's Brent Doing?

 

[nycgirl]

The past, let it go
Open your heart to feel love
Seek out the future

 

[Peshmerga]

The past, let it go
Open your heart to feel love
Seek out the future

Forget "her" and Brent?
Your advice is always sound
Please, one more Shiraz?

Brent is a Eunich
They can no longer have sex
Yes, I'd love some Brie

A shot in the balls
That must be fucking painful
Yes, give him more pills

Your eyes are lovely
I barely remember her
Please, just one more glass?

The past is the past
And your perfume smells like almonds
Oh Fuck! That is nerve gas!

 

[nycgirl]

Drown in misery
Help? No, I will not save you
Me, I will move on

 

[Raina]

When your lips touch mine
You make me forget my name
How do you do that?

 

[nycgirl]

Take me. I am yours.
Touch me, Kiss me, until dawn
Take me to heaven

 

[Raina]

I'll never forget
The first time you held me close
It was magical

 

[SoKlueles]

i dont get it

 

[nycgirl]

Those eyes are dark brown.
Yet, the color blue I see.
Easy, this won't be.

 

[Quadsweeps Sister]

In the cicada's cry
No sign can foretell
How soon it must die
--------------------

They are gone now of course.

Mmmm, Crunchy...
__________________
Mythicwrld

"We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more."

 

[Peshmerga]

It's a Parody
I never bought a hatchet
But I love shiraz

There is no real Brent
If so, it isn't worth it
Fuck that Eunich bitch

My eyes are blue-grey
They never cried for that bitch
I wish her cancer

 

[SoreArms]

she calls me over
a request gladly complied
what awaits tonight?