hahah.. The make a male

[Evil_Frisky]

REAL DOLL!

Ok, im busted, my curosity got the best of me so I had to check out the site. I run across the 'male' version.

LOL, look at one of the models.... How typical

(all you geighs, its clean you wont' see a pecker bigger than your own I promise.)

http://www.realdoll.com/image/charlie/md06.jpg

 

[hamstershaver]

what the??
did you break your bob? and looking for a replacement

 

[Evil_Frisky]

what the??
did you break your bob? and looking for a replacement

I'm trying to figure out where I would store him. Once I figure it out im gonna put him on order.

 

[pintoca]

I think you would wear out that poor thing

 

[nutsnack]

lol @ all you geighs, its clean you wont' see a pecker bigger than your own I promise.)

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I wonder if he comes with his own remote?

 

[nutsnack]

i dont know.. ill let you know when i get one. just ordered him

 

[jack sparrow]

I wonder if he comes with his own remote?

Yeah, he sits on the couch and watches football and you gotta bring him beers.

 

[habitualhealth]

keep us posted on how that bad boy works out for ya

 

[UA_Iron]

I really see no reason to have a girlfriend when you can have Jenny doll.

Throw her in the microwave and hit it like 4 times a day and I'd be just as happy as having a real gf.

Real gf doesnt cook, clean or do laundry or anything so its not like i'd lose any of that.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

keep us posted on how that bad boy works out for ya

Seriously, I wonder if he vibrates?

 

[jackangel]

can he deadlift? if so, what's his max? and what does rep out with?

 

[habitualhealth]

Seriously, I wonder if he vibrates?

like all of his parts?



*scratches head* hmmmm

 

[Evil_Frisky]

can he deadlift? if so, what's his max? and what does rep out with?

I'm sure he comes with a stat sheet, Ill let you know when he arrives.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

like all of his parts?



*scratches head* hmmmm

Only the important ones

 

[ChefWide]

I have been replaced by a battery.

YIKES

 

[jnevin]

Those things are wierd. The people I saw on HBO seemed like closet necrophiliacs. In love with a cool, motionless, expressionless, case of a person. Wierd.

 

[hotzie]

I really see no reason to have a girlfriend when you can have Jenny doll.

Throw her in the microwave and hit it like 4 times a day and I'd be just as happy as having a real gf.

Real gf doesnt cook, clean or do laundry or anything so its not like i'd lose any of that.

werd , jenny is hott

 

[Evil_Frisky]

he doesn't have nice wheels... I wonder if you can get custom ones?

 

[habitualhealth]

In love with a cool, motionless, expressionless, case of a person.

Sounds like the perfect man to me.

 

[jnevin]

Can you just pump them full of semen and use them as a nasty ass squirt gun? It could be used as a pinata at a swinger party.

 

[ChefWide]

He cant cook, has shitty legs and doesnt lick the kitty.

and he wont buy dinner. ever.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

He cant cook, has shitty legs and doesnt lick the kitty.

and he wont buy dinner. ever.

 

[jnevin]

Sounds like the perfect man to me.

I have no doubt you could bore him.

 

[Lestat]

i could see you riding that thing..

your kids bust in.. "mommy what are you doing? can we play rodeo too?"

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i could see you riding that thing..

your kids bust in.. "mommy what are you doing? can we play rodeo too?"

LOL

I could hide him under my bed!

I wonder if he'd fit...

"Mom, we were playing hide and seek and found a man under your bed"

 

[ChefWide]

LOL

I could hide him under my bed!

I wonder if he'd fit...

"Mom, we were playing hide and seek and found a man under your bed"

You could just hide him behind The Wedge. Once you explaint that to the kids, the doll is not such a big deal.....

 

[Mavafanculo]

just get one of those bigass lockable suit bags or a sleeping bag and jerry-rig a lock for the zipper.

and if you use either idea, I get a video of your maiden voyage

 

[rudeboyja]

If I were you I would hold out until they mada a Brotha. Thay way you get the benefit of a bigger unit & if your kids find him they might think he's robbing the place.