Do you jump on them from a tree or something? Sounds like a lot of work in either case.BO-DEN said:this will be round 3 of me and my brothers yearly deer hunt we use knives and hatchets..
i will have pictures to post this year!!! cant wait
onerepmaximum said:Do you jump on them from a tree or something? Sounds like a lot of work in either case.
BO-DEN said:yeah, in two years we have only cuaght one..young male
i am up in the tree and my brothers are under camo nets with leaves over the net and sent nutrilizer.
there is a spot where deers walk right trough to get to this farm in southern maryland.
we will sit up there all day.. and wait.. i wear a kevlar vest to protect myself from being kicked or gored... and my job is to jump on him and cut his throat as quick as i can..... my brothers help me by hacking at its legs so it cant run..... its very bloody but we love it.
way i see it hunting should be more natural. in hunting people go after the strongest as trofies... i believe that like a lion or a hyena take out the sick or weaker to leave the strong to reproduce. its just natural cycle of the way hunting should be... at least in my Opinion
but its a rush... they are like lightning fast.... but there is a singal mili second of stun that you have to slow this animal down
The Ejaculator said:Just when I thought you couldn't post anything more rediculous.....
Kudos....
onerepmaximum said:That is pretty cool. Deer are extremely fast and super sensitive to danger. I read about a guy who touches deer, just to do. He was raised by indians and they believed that it was disrespectful to kill a deer with your bow and arrow if the fletching of your arrow was out of your hand by the time the arrow entered the deer. So you'd have to be withing about 2 feet of the deer. They used smoke from a wood fire to cover their scent and walked extremely slow and quiet. It was pretty interesting. The dude also was able to touch foxes and other wild animals the same way. It would be cool you could get some pics or video. Good luck.
onerepmaximum said:I hunt deer with a bow and arrow, so I know exactly about the boring part. The scent will probably only work during a certain time of the year (the rut). Where do you live? You could probably check your local laws, in some states it is legal to bait them with corn. Have you ever hunted deer before this? You could maybe scout for bedding areas and set up on the trails that they use to get to and from there to food sources.
Gambino said:I'd imagine the deer are smaller than the white tails up here...it would not be wise to drop on a 300lb+ buck with a rack...
PHATchik said:It's a much more cruel way to do it.
bdog527 said:As an avid hunter myself I'm going to have to go ahead and say your full of shit on that.
But if I'm wrong and you're not then that is pretty damn impressive.
With you attempting to slit its throat and your brothers hacking at its legs with hatchets "so it can't run?" How does the deer have every chance? I'm pretty sure not very evenly matched.BO-DEN said:not to me we eat the deer... we earned the meal... and we dont just pop a cap in it and go home and swig some beers the deer has every chance to earn its freedom
PHATchik said:With you attempting to slit its throat and your brothers hacking at its legs with hatchets "so it can't run?" How does the deer have every chance? I'm pretty sure not very evenly matched.
The Ejaculator said:If you are doing it without a license to begin with... what the fuck do you care about what time of the year it is?
Do it when the fuck ever.... it's illegal any time you do it without tag and a license...
I suppose if the thrill of a violent kill is what you are going for, then have at it. I still think it's cruel, but then, I'm not you.BO-DEN said:my whole body was purple .. my eye was like pulverized and i probably had i minor concusion...... if you ever tried to kill a wild animal you would see exactly what im talking about thies animals when they jump to get away and your on this thing it feels like your getting hit by a truck.
it isnt easy
and we are definetly not evenly matched.... i wish .. if i were that strong and fast id be in athens right now
Gambino said:This leads me to a question for you deer hunters...a DNR buddy told me this, though I'm not sure if it is true...he claimed that if you were to kill a male deer in late spring/early summer the meat would be foul due to reproductive juices in the flesh...true?
BO-DEN said:i have heard something about this... i go in fall because its so perfect with the leaves everywere .... you can hear them coming easier. and the camo nets wouldnt work as good if i didnt cover them with leaves
Gambino said:another reason to consider only going in the fall is 'cause that's when fawns are old enough to be on their own...thus the reason hunting season concides with the fall/winter...you fuk the population if you kill the parents before they can raise their young.
if your unk is the hunting type have him take you duck or goose hunting...it's great fun
HS Lifter said:Even though your story sounds fucked up, you deserve more props then those pussy's that stand far away and shoot it. At least you work for it.
Take a vid next time.

I doubt it. Mating season (depending on the climate in your particular location) is late December or early January in most places. In the warmer months though, it is more likely for the deer to have fleas and tics.Gambino said:This leads me to a question for you deer hunters...a DNR buddy told me this, though I'm not sure if it is true...he claimed that if you were to kill a male deer in late spring/early summer the meat would be foul due to reproductive juices in the flesh...true?
Gambino said:hey butthole try rifle hunting sometime and tell me how easy it is...you'd proly shoot your sorry eye out
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HS Lifter said:Never had the urge to go, and I doubt its hard.
Lets see: 4 legged animal vs human with a big ass gun.
Looks challenging.
bdog527 said:sounds like you have it all figured out.
HS Lifter said:and you have to be veddy quiet.
lolHS Lifter said:and you have to be veddy quiet.
Here's more of his handiworkmountain muscle said:Hahaha that is the funniest shit I have read on this board. We need more delusional threads like this.
Dial_tone said:
jh1 said:Yeah he posts up everyonce in awhile.
Some people liked him... I couldn't stand his nonsense. But then again, most peeps don't find JH1 very agreeable either.
heatherrae said:HOLY SHIT! What an IDIOT!
The South Beach thread was utter nonsense, as well. I used to live on Collins Ave on South Beach. They are extremely strict about strip clubs and alcohol. Basically, you can't go nude and serve alcohol there. At least, that was the case back in the 90's. There were only two strip clubs -- Madonnas and DejaVu, neither were right on the beach. Basically, there is NO available real estate right on Ocean Drive anymore.
The deer thing. Holy fucking hell, how stupid is that boy?
I have so little patience now that I'm prego. I think I would want to jump through the screen and strangle him if he were still posting this junk.jh1 said:This is only the tip of the iceberg.. this guy used to post up about kicking peoples asses all the time which was really obnoxiou... he posted up some stories about rolling with chics he met at the club...
He posted up a pic once of him @ a club... the pic was a link to a club's website and the updated pictures all the time. Fucking skanks in that club... ghetto as fug....
His persona was over the top rediculous...
the pics werent that explicitheatherrae said:I have so little patience now that I'm prego. I think I would want to jump through the screen and strangle him if he were still posting this junk.
wtf were you thinkingIt's not the pics that would bug me. It is the endless horseshit...lol. I find myself having so little patience lately.GoldenDelicious said:the pics werent that explicit
also, cant believe the editor knocked you up, so wrongwtf were you thinking
(dont answer that. i know what you were thinking. silly girl)
heatherrae said:It's not the pics that would bug me. It is the endless horseshit...lol. I find myself having so little patience lately.
I have no idea what I was thinking.![]()
Oh well, I'm happy to have the little one. =-)
mountain muscle said:Elastic pants yet? you goofball.
heatherrae said:No, not yet...lol. I do have a little pooch, though.
heatherrae said:I find myself having so little patience lately.
Nah, actually, I have had an aversion to ice cream, as of late.mountain muscle said:7 month supply of chunky yet?
Even when I'm craving sweets and there is nothing in the house sweet except ice cream, I don't eat it. Of course it is always vanilla and butter pecan around here, and that just hasn't sounded good to me.heatherrae said:Nah, actually, I have had an aversion to ice cream, as of late.Even when I'm craving sweets and there is nothing in the house sweet except ice cream, I don't eat it. Of course it is always vanilla and butter pecan around here, and that just hasn't sounded good to me.
For about two weeks, all I wanted was bratwurst. Now the thought of eating that makes me sick.
Now, I have been craving chicken salad sandwiches and WATER, gallons of it.
It is pretty weird all the changes in eating habits. Today I ate the BIGGEST steak. I wouldn't touch my salad or baked potato. After I made it, I only wanted the steak. That isn't like me, at all.mountain muscle said:haha must be a treat being preggers. I crave cucumber salad and sashimi all the time.
http://www.exoticmeats.com/content/deer-meat-for-sale.htmlPhaded said:is there anywhere i can buy deermeat online i'd like to grill it..
We have freezers full. For the most part it is nasty as hell. I can't stomach it at all now that I'm pregnant. I can't even tolerate the smell.Phaded said:is there anywhere i can buy deermeat online i'd like to grill it..
nah, in the few online 'discussions' i had with him, the times he got angry and how angry he got were consistent with his online personajh1 said:I'll bet this guy was someone's alter now that I think about how rediculous this shit was... cept for those pics at the clubs...
Could have been some random dood @ that club though... who knows..
If it was an alter it was Bino...
heatherrae said:We have freezers full. For the most part it is nasty as hell. I can't stomach it at all now that I'm pregnant. I can't even tolerate the smell.
mountain muscle said:Send me some! I love venison and elk meat.
heatherrae said:
mountain muscle said:Haha! I love the stuff, send me yours.
Fashi, MTS was the bugatti snob, still have no idea what the car is really.
It isn't mine. It is my father's. I'm sure he will kill his limit again during bow season and gun season, so I will send you some then. =-)mountain muscle said:Haha! I love the stuff, send me yours.
Fashi, MTS was the bugatti snob, still have no idea what the car is really.
Phaded said:is there anywhere i can buy deermeat online i'd like to grill it..
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:It is a car that has a very limited production units and it is an exotic auto that costs over a million dollars (US)
See I come to elite fitness and guys drive bugattis and Lambos and kill deer with their hands and buy up islands so it is hard to actually believe anyone here
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