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GoldenDelicious
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well like the true fool that i am, i decided to leave my cave and go out on the town, just in case something changed and i was missing out on something. jeez what a fool, i knew my online world was better than the real thing 
anyway, i go to the towns major club, dressed to kill as usual (to kill myself that is...damn bf% is sky high) and am delighted by the wonderful odour of sweaty underarms, smoke and spilled alcohol, all in a club holding about 1000 people...and 800 of them (no bullshit) were guys.
so i hang out there for a while, and get hit on by some girl whose father was clearly the abominable snowman. at first i thought she was a tranny, but i was informed by a random stranger that he "rooted" her the other week and then by her friend who had "secret gossip" to tell me, which was that her friend wanted to "have some fun". yeah right, if i wanted to wrestle something big and hariy, id go to Turkey.
anyway, i get invited to a hotel room by a bunch of guys having a birthday, so we trundle off there for a bit, and i must say, the room was nice...8th floor, ocean views, gorgeous. it was great except for the drugs like speed/pot that were being handed out (x earlier in the night) by a grossly fat (faaaaaaaaaat) guy who owns an escort agency but is run by the bikies. i was in a room of maybe 30 people, most of which were convicted felons, all talking, crying and shouting about such beautiful things as being raped and bashed in prison. there were some druggie scrags hanging around as well, off their heads, as well as some heavily jacked dudes who dont realise that bitch tits dont just happen to someone else.
i am seriously depressed by all this, honestly, how fucking sad. i mean its always very well to hear about the criminal underworld but when you are neck deep in it, it sickens you. makes you think about all the movies which glamorise that lifestyle.
anyway, im trashed, need sleep, and you guys are probably getting dressed to go out over there, so have a good nite guys
anyway, i go to the towns major club, dressed to kill as usual (to kill myself that is...damn bf% is sky high) and am delighted by the wonderful odour of sweaty underarms, smoke and spilled alcohol, all in a club holding about 1000 people...and 800 of them (no bullshit) were guys.
so i hang out there for a while, and get hit on by some girl whose father was clearly the abominable snowman. at first i thought she was a tranny, but i was informed by a random stranger that he "rooted" her the other week and then by her friend who had "secret gossip" to tell me, which was that her friend wanted to "have some fun". yeah right, if i wanted to wrestle something big and hariy, id go to Turkey.
anyway, i get invited to a hotel room by a bunch of guys having a birthday, so we trundle off there for a bit, and i must say, the room was nice...8th floor, ocean views, gorgeous. it was great except for the drugs like speed/pot that were being handed out (x earlier in the night) by a grossly fat (faaaaaaaaaat) guy who owns an escort agency but is run by the bikies. i was in a room of maybe 30 people, most of which were convicted felons, all talking, crying and shouting about such beautiful things as being raped and bashed in prison. there were some druggie scrags hanging around as well, off their heads, as well as some heavily jacked dudes who dont realise that bitch tits dont just happen to someone else.
i am seriously depressed by all this, honestly, how fucking sad. i mean its always very well to hear about the criminal underworld but when you are neck deep in it, it sickens you. makes you think about all the movies which glamorise that lifestyle.
anyway, im trashed, need sleep, and you guys are probably getting dressed to go out over there, so have a good nite guys
