habitualhefer

[alien amp pharm]

Nice user title.

Why you so hard on yourself?

 

[Gambino]

I used to laugh at your sig "i want to sleep..."
it was really the best part about your posts

 

[sawastea]

Yes, very do-able....

Ohh, HH, yes, agreed, on aforementioned though, and posts, but above two users, yes, ok.

 

[artrius]

you know, as much as you two are starting shit with each other, I'm thinking there WAS a hookup in ATL between you two. May I welcome EF's new closet couple.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Yes, very do-able....

Ohh, HH, yes, agreed, on aforementioned though, and posts, but above two users, yes, ok.

What drugs are you on maing?

 

[nycgirl]

Is there an anti-aap organization?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Is there an anti-aap organization?

There is, however, there are no members.

 

[sawastea]

I'm pissed because of this:

http://www.softballfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=71532

 

[alien amp pharm]

you know, as much as you two are starting shit with each other, I'm thinking there WAS a hookup in ATL between you two. May I welcome EF's new closet couple.

She could only be so lucky

 

[habitualhealth]

Yes, very do-able....

Ohh, HH, yes, agreed, on aforementioned though, and posts, but above two users, yes, ok.

You think i'm a butterball hefer too??

 

[artrius]

You think i'm a butterball hefer too??

did you actually understand what that random assortment of spewage was?

 

[habitualhealth]

Nice user title.

Why you so hard on yourself?

Remember your PM from yesterday asshead?


"Hey butterball hefer, what's it like being the most popular EF plumper?"


I thought the user title was appropriate.

 

[BUBBLES]

Congratulations to the new couple HH and alien pump farm.

What will you two do next?

 

[habitualhealth]

Congratulations to the new couple HH and alien pump farm.

Mods, please move this to "worst rumor ever" forum. Thanks.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Congratulations to the new couple HH and alien pump farm.

What will you two do next?

breakup

immediately

 

[awittyusername]

She's not a heffer. She was a little bigger before the Shadow helped her out. I would have like to take a shot at her before she lost the weight and her self confidence was so high.

I have Soklu constantly checking the female boards for new plumper members with low self esteem. She is going to get me the in before everyones hero (Shadow) cockblocks me, and gets her all thin and happy with herself.

 

[sawastea]

You think i'm a butterball hefer too??

No, I lost my train of thought. In the spirit of every man in this forum:

I'd hit it.

 

[The Shadow]

She's not a heffer. She was a little bigger before the Shadow helped her out. I would have like to take a shot at her before she lost the weight and her self confidence was so high.

I have Soklu constantly checking the female boards for new plumper members with low self esteem. She is going to get me the in before everyones hero (Shadow) cockblocks me, and gets her all thin and happy with herself.

LOL


Dude.......

 

[alien amp pharm]

In the spirit of every man in this forum:

I'd hit it.

Speak for yourself pal

 

[BUBBLES]

breakup

immediately

I hate break ups. Hopefully you two can remain friends at least.

 

[jenscats5]

Remember your PM from yesterday asshead?


"Hey butterball hefer, what's it like being the most popular EF plumper?"


I thought the user title was appropriate.

Hun -- I really hope you are being sarcastic.....

You are SO damned far from being a heifer...... I mean really...

 

[Lestat]

She's not a heffer. She was a little bigger before the Shadow helped her out. I would have like to take a shot at her before she lost the weight and her self confidence was so high.

I have Soklu constantly checking the female boards for new plumper members with low self esteem. She is going to get me the in before everyones hero (Shadow) cockblocks me, and gets her all thin and happy with herself.

lol!!

 

[habitualhealth]

She's not a heffer. She was a little bigger before the Shadow helped her out. I would have like to take a shot at her before she lost the weight and her self confidence was so high.

I have Soklu constantly checking the female boards for new plumper members with low self esteem. She is going to get me the in before everyones hero (Shadow) cockblocks me, and gets her all thin and happy with herself.

DUDE! You should have got to know me before I lost the weight ....no worries, I was still the cocky lil beyotch I am today. Fear not, I'd never let my oh so hotness and greatness go to my head. Um, how do i look? Huh? *quarter turns to the right* What about now? huh?

Newsflash: you're a big dork.

 

[habitualhealth]

Is there an anti-aap organization?

Oh yeah, if not...let's start one. I'll be President...you can't possibly be more anti-aap than I am. VP ok with you?

 

[jenscats5]

Oh yeah, if not...let's start one. I'll be President...you can't possibly be more anti-aap than I am. VP ok with you?

Can I be the Chief Accounting Officer??

 

[Lestat]

habitual.. can I ask you a personal question?

 

[The Shadow]

habitual.. can I ask you a personal question?

Dude........

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Can I be the Chief Accounting Officer??

You've certainly got time on your hands.

 

[Lestat]

Dude........

Oh come on man, at least I'm asking for permission first!

 

[habitualhealth]

habitual.. can I ask you a personal question?

How "personal" is it if you're asking me in front of the rest of EF?


And no, aap did NOT hit it in atlanta....let it go man, just....let it go.

 

[The Shadow]

You've certainly got time on your hands.

LOL

Me too as a matter of fact

 

[jenscats5]

You've certainly got time on your hands.

I'm good at bookkeeping & have a degree in Accounting, so I feel I'm qualified.....

Well, I've got time too....

 

[habitualhealth]

LOL

Me too as a matter of fact

You can be my secretary. Bet you'll look cute in a skirt.

 

[The Shadow]

You can be my secretary. Bet you'll look cute in a skirt.

I was a woman in a show once......I KILLED in that black mini

 

[awittyusername]

lol!!

WTF is so funny!!!!

Some of us are not popular good looking guys. I can't just "be myself" to get a girl. We have to take extreme measures to get a gal.

 

[The Shadow]

WTF is so funny!!!!

Some of us are not popular good looking guys. I can't just "be myself" to get a girl. We have to take extreme measures to get a gal.

\
Being yourself works much better than you might think

 

[alien amp pharm]

WTF is so funny!!!!

Some of us are not popular good looking guys. I can't just "be myself" to get a girl. We have to take extreme measures to get a gal.

Get out of my thread ugly person!






......and take Lestat with you

 

[Evil_Frisky]

\
Being yourself works much better than you might think

unless your alien amp phart

 

[sawastea]

AAP mentioned he hooked up with an EF chick. HH, was it you?

 

[Lestat]

WTF is so funny!!!!

Some of us are not popular good looking guys. I can't just "be myself" to get a girl. We have to take extreme measures to get a gal.

dude, you will never sustain a long term relationship without being yourself, so be honest going into it. You might surprise yourself.

 

[alien amp pharm]

AAP mentioned he hooked up with an EF chick. HH, was it you?

lmao

nice try

I said EF MEMBER, not chick.


Hey Shadow, how you doin?

 

[Lestat]

lmao

nice try

I said EF MEMBER, not chick.


Hey Shadow, how you doin?

lol!!

 

[awittyusername]

DUDE! You should have got to know me before I lost the weight ....no worries, I was still the cocky lil beyotch I am today. Fear not, I'd never let my oh so hotness and greatness go to my head. Um, how do i look? Huh? *quarter turns to the right* What about now? huh?

Newsflash: you're a big dork.

WTF are you mad at me about. I'm the one saying I would bang you even if you were fat. I like that "cocky lil beyotch" attitude you have. And, I'm sure you had it since you escaped from the womb.

And, The whole point of my responces is that I know I am a dork!!!!! Thats why I have to do the things I do to get women.

 

[Lestat]

I'd hit the fat version of HH too

 

[habitualhealth]

AAP mentioned he hooked up with an EF chick. HH, was it you?

aap "mentions" alot of things that never happen in his life....he likes to reference that which is not there. *shrugs*

 

[The Shadow]

lmao

nice try

I said EF MEMBER, not chick.


Hey Shadow, how you doin?

...you never called.



...bitch

 

[nycgirl]

WTF are you mad at me about. I'm the one saying I would bang you even if you were fat. I like that "cocky lil beyotch" attitude you have. And, I'm sure you had it since you escaped from the womb.
And, The whole point of my responces is that I know I am a dork!!!!! Thats why I have to do the things I do to get women.

Oh, awittyusername stikes again! Maybe you should take a break and try to come up with better material.

 

[sawastea]

lmao

nice try

I said EF MEMBER, not chick.


Hey Shadow, how you doin?

Damn, reverse PWNAG3

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

. Um, how do i look? Huh? *quarter turns to the right* What about now? huh?

LOL! Funny stuff C.

(You lost a few points by not doing the hair flip.)

 

[habitualhealth]

WTF are you mad at me about. I'm the one saying I would bang you even if you were fat. I like that "cocky lil beyotch" attitude you have. And, I'm sure you had it since you escaped from the womb.

And, The whole point of my responces is that I know I am a dork!!!!! Thats why I have to do the things I do to get women.

Mad? Yeah, it pisses me right the hell off when a guy says i'm hot or that he likes me or whatever.

Grrrr...i'm just....so....grrrrrrr.....i need to cool off. brb







....silly, i'm not mad. I appreciate the compliments more now than when I was a plumper. Oh, dang...prolly cuz i never got them then. Anywho, Thank you. A for you. Serious non sarcastic mode on: I really really appreciate it.

 

[Lestat]

Mad? Yeah, it pisses me right the hell off when a guy says i'm hot or that he likes me or whatever.

Grrrr...i'm just....so....grrrrrrr.....i need to cool off. brb







....silly, i'm not mad. I appreciate the compliments more now than when I was a plumper. Oh, dang...prolly cuz i never got them then. Anywho, Thank you. A for you. Serious non sarcastic mode on: I really really appreciate it.

can we see some pics from when you were a fattie? do it for hammy.

 

[alien amp pharm]

....silly, i'm not mad. I appreciate the compliments more now than when I was a plumper. Oh, dang...prolly cuz i never got them then. Anywho, Thank you. A for you. Serious non sarcastic mode on: I really really appreciate it.

aaaawwwwwhhhh. Butterball has a soft side. How cute.

 

[sawastea]

Has HH posted nudies yet?

 

[habitualhealth]

I'd hit the fat version of HH too

wow, i'm....so....moved by this. lol

 

[Lestat]

Has HH posted nudies yet?

i wish

 

[alien amp pharm]

Has HH posted nudies yet?

No, those are still on my camera.

 

[Lestat]

No, those are still on my camera.

share bor

 

[habitualhealth]

LOL! Funny stuff C.

(You lost a few points by not doing the hair flip.)

Oh dayum!! What if I wind myself up....will that get my points back? Ooohh oooh I know...I could do the 1/8 turn and give the judge an extra shimmy. That's a sure win.

 

[jenscats5]

...you never called.



...bitch

He locked himself out of the room, remember??

 

[habitualhealth]

can we see some pics from when you were a fattie? do it for hammy.

I'm still a fatty....haven't you been reading this thread? I'll get there tho.

 

[Lestat]

I'm still a fatty....haven't you been reading this thread? I'll get there tho.

I'd still bend you over though in a heartbeat, probably lick your ass too.

 

[big4life]

I think that this is the cyber equivalent of a third grade boy pulling some little girl's hair and running. I wonder if he's sent her the pm where he confesses his love and asks her to check yes or no if she likes him?

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'd still bend you over though in a heartbeat, probably lick your ass too.

dude.......

 

[habitualhealth]

I think that this is the cyber equivalent of a third grade boy pulling some little girl's hair and running. I wonder if he's sent her the pm where he confesses his love and asks her to check yes or no if she likes him?

Let's just say he doesn't take no for an answer.

 

[Lestat]

dude.......

you wanna watch or what?

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Just a technical point:

It's "heifer"....if you are referring to the cow.

That's all.

Now please continue the most horrendous e-flirting I have ever seen.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Now please continue the most horrendous e-flirting I have ever seen.

I know! What the heck is Lestat thinking? horrendous indeed.

 

[Lestat]

I know! What the heck is Lestat thinking? horrendous indeed.

lol!!

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

I know! What the heck is Lestat thinking? horrendous indeed.

Horrendous is a pretty big tent on this thread bors.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I've only read this last page, but if this is the queue for licking hh's ass then sign me up.

 

[habitualhealth]

I better get some dang karma for all the fatty plumper butterbally heifer cow jokes.

 

[artrius]

Just a technical point:

It's "heifer"....if you are referring to the cow.

That's all.

Now please continue the most horrendous e-flirting I have ever seen.

you obviously haven't seen me in action then

 

[habitualhealth]

I've only read this last page, but if this is the queue for licking hh's ass then sign me up.

get out of this thread


and that's gross....hh is hammy...he's gonna kick your ass if he can get his head out of his own.

 

[artrius]

I better get some dang karma for all the fatty plumper butterbally heifer cow jokes.

well you're just inciting more of it with your user title tuts

 

[Lestat]

I've only read this last page, but if this is the queue for licking hh's ass then sign me up.

yeah get in line man, i'm first up for the leather cherio