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Gym Showers at work

Lestat

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So my company has 4-5 gyms that they provide for the employees. I use the biggest one with all the free weights and what not.

Anyway, the female show is all individual stalls and stuff, private and everything.

The guy has one giant prison shower, you rarely see more then two people in it at once and they are usually on opposite ends. There are about 8 shower heads in there and the pole in the middle with 4 heads on it NO ONE ever uses.

So one of my buddies who works out during lunch was telling me a story about using that shower. He had just gotten done with his workout, he is a no bullshit dude, gets in and out, pretty fucking big too.

So he goes to take a shower around 1:30pm, hes the only one in there, perfect right.

So he is showering and this other dude comes into the shower. First weird thing was that he was fully nude. Most people come in with a towel on and drop it at the absolute last minute. Basically unless there is water on, there is no need to have your cock and balls out. Remember this is at work, you could be showering with someone down the hall from you, your boss, sometimes an executive.

So the dude goes to a shower head, and what does he do, he picks a shower head RIGHT NEXT to my buddy. Out of all the shower heads there, he chooses the one right next to him. What the fuck right?

Well this dude that came in is Indian, and I don't know how many of you have met any realy Indians (from India, not native American) but the ones that have not been here long really are not accustomed to the social graces here in the US (just ask jackangel if you don't believe me). For example, our HR department frequently has to call in Indian employees to go over hygeine and shi with them, explain what deodorant is and when to use it and why. Seriously, I'm not fucking joking, not trying to be funny. Many of them just aren't used to some of the thing we take for granted.

So the dude takes the shower next to my buddy. My buddy is like "wtf?" but doesn't say anything, just hurrys to get out (average shower time in there is probably two and a half minutes, its not private, it uncomfortable, you wanna get in and out.

So my buddy is not paying attention to this dude really, but sees out of the side of his vision that the dude is looking at him, so he turns over and this Indian dude is just kinda spaced out totally, full on looking down at my buddy's cock!! He's like in a trance or a daze.. just rubbing the soap in his hands not doing anything. My buddy tried to make eye contact to give him a look like "Dude you are fucking weird" but the guy wouldn't make eye contact.

My buddy immediate rinsed and got the fuck out of there.

A bit later he sees the guy walking out of the shower and my buddy is nearly fully dressed, the guy is just nude walking around and finally makes eye contact.. if looks could kill, there would have been a homicide that day.
 
i did not know you are indian (from India, not native American) dude?
 
Becoming said:
i did not know you are indian (from India, not native American) dude?
I'm not man, I never shower at work, I live 2 blocks from here so I just go home.

That Indian dude was a total sawastea
 
Razorguns said:
So Lestat, why didn't _you_ say something when this dude was next to _you_ naked? :)
no man, it wasn't me I swear!
 
Lestat said:
I'm not man, I never shower at work, I live 2 blocks from here so I just go home.

That Indian dude was a total sawastea

those fucking sawasteas are everywhere!
 
i apologize for that.. i just had never seen anything so small.. the water wasn't even cold :worried:
 
nutsnack said:
i apologize for that.. i just had never seen anything so small.. the water wasn't even cold :worried:
yo indian bor>?
 
Lestat said:
I know man, there was no way it could have been you

lol look at my signature.. do i seem built like an indian? most of those guys are shorter.. well actually ive never been to india but from the ones i see around here arent built like me
 
nutsnack said:
lol look at my signature.. do i seem built like an indian? most of those guys are shorter.. well actually ive never been to india but from the ones i see around here arent built like me
how can 140% of all people not understand fractions dude?
 
i had to make this post to show that all my posts are not total crap.
 
Bro, around here everybody walks arouind naked in the locker rooms... they connect with the showers and the sauna (which happens to be a mixed sauna too) and you see none of this "drop the towel at the last second" bullshit.

Just the difference in culture, I think nudity is something looked at very naturally in Europe as a hall, when in doubt ask Perk, he is one to be known to skinny dip in those frozen lakes up north
 
CipherLock said:
Would have been just as interesting without knowing his race.
well, i thought it kinda helped explain the whole staring thing.. I don't think the guy was gay or anything, he probably just didn't realize that hey, you don't stand right next to a guy.. you don't zone out and stare at someone's cock.....

if it was a white dude born here, he woulda got his ass kicked
 
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