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Gym Pickup lines

Dooley

Dooley

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I saw this really hot girl today at Gold's and didn't say anything to her because I was finishing when she came in. But it got me thinking.. what the hell would you say to a girl in a gym, that's in the middle of a treadmill workout, without sounding like a chodemonkey. I don't expect to ever see her again, but I'm curious what game any of you fellas have in the gym. And I don't want to hear any shit about "a real hardcore lifter should be 100% focused on his own workout". Nobody can resist checkin out a sexy female in a sports bra. Bring it on.
 
Get on the tread mill on the side of her, turn up the speed, and make believe you accidently feel off, then pretend your really hurt! She'll be quick to the rescue, and if you have any game at all, you should be able to take it from there, you dig jive turkey???
 
lol.. I take it you guys are either married or lead VERY lonely lives.

I considered the treadmill one a few weeks ago on a different girl.. decided making a jackass outta myself isn't that great of an idea. I dunno bout ya'll, but I'd rather come off as a protector instead of a clumsy dipshit that can't even run on a treadmill. PEACE.
 
PatsFan34 said:
Get on the tread mill on the side of her, turn up the speed, and make believe you accidently feel off, then pretend your really hurt! She'll be quick to the rescue, and if you have any game at all, you should be able to take it from there, you dig jive turkey???
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Bring in some WWE Chicken Blood Capsules for added effect..

How about:

Hi, Are you a new member here ?
My names Dooley

Take her reaction as a Stop / Slow or Go sign..
 
Just tell her "let me know when you're ready for a real workout" lol

I think most chicks at the gym really don't want to be hit on. Even though they dress like they do. I think they get tired of us drooling over them, even tho inside i think they like it.
 
go stunna style, keep walking back and forth infront of her, don't say shit, just throw her the double finger gun sign with a wink each time. be sure to raise one of the jumper suit legs and have a wife beater with gold nugget nike chain on. Hope this works for you cuz this method has never worked for me.
 
rocco and buttman said:
go stunna style, keep walking back and forth infront of her, don't say shit, just throw her the double finger gun sign with a wink each time. be sure to raise one of the jumper suit legs and have a wife beater with gold nugget nike chain on. Hope this works for you cuz this method has never worked for me.
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gravy.. I'm on it
 
supernav said:
sigh....here comes page 474 out of my dating book :

"wait til she gets off the treadmill. Wait til she works on some machine. Wait a few yards away. When she is done and is sitting there wiping off resting...then walk up to her. Act like you had a strong workout, panting, using your towel. Just walk straight to her and ask her a gym question "What time does this gym close?" "Oh around 8". "Cool. I usually work out in the mornings, so i through i'd try evenings. I just like how it's a lot more open and machiens are available" "Yeah you're right. I like this time slot too..." blah blah blah blah blah".

c'mon people. just be creative at having conversatiosn in general.

-= nav =-
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That's some pretty solid advice. Karma 2 u.
 
talking to them shouldnt be too much of a problem as long as they are between sets

but i tend to ignore them.....nice eye candy and all but i gotta concentrate in doing a 1hr workout ya know :D......its really cool when the one attention whore woman gets ignored because she goes to incredulous lengths to be noticed (i had one do crunches on the bench i was just about to swing back on to do DB bench press, she was an inch behind and giving 'ooh's on each crunch)

my new gym has an aerobics class in the next room. all the guys watch that :D
 
Get a good "STIFFY" going, walk by her and adjust yourself! Then say: "God Damn it! I can't even keep it in my pants!"

Look back at her and give her a wink.:kiss:
 
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A GIRL WHO JUST GOT TO THE GYM AND MORE THAN LIKELY DOESNT WANT TO BE PICKED UP ON? PROBABLY HAS A BOYFRIEND AT HOME ANYWAY? AND IS WAITING FOR AN OPPURTUNITY TO SHOOT SOME POOR JOE DOWN?

HMMM.....WHAT DO YOU SAY???


KAYNE
 
Just walk up to her and say, "Excuse me, I don't normally do this, but I couldn't help notice you and I wanted you to know that you are exraordinarily beautiful and when I saw you it took my breath away. My name is Johnny Balls and I hope to get to know you."
 
Here's my favorite thing to do to pick up a girl:

Ask her, "Are you gonna finish that sandwich?"

When she asks you what the fuck you are talking about, just push her (hard) and then pretend like she's the one who is asking weird questions. Works every time.
 
The Ultimate CockBlock Approach:

You do your workout, while everyone and their mothers notice the hot babe with the cute butt sweat. Remember you have no balls, so you wait for someone who does.

When they go approach her and break the akwardness for you, then you make your move.

Walk up to them while they are talking, smile at the girl, then look at the guy.

"Are you using this?"
 
Just ask if she needs a spotter for the squats. If she is interested, you are in business.

I hardly ever pick up girls but I get smiles when I tell them (between sets of course) that it works better when they use some wieght. Something along those lines.
 
DownUnder23 said:
i see some of the biggest asses in the world hitting on the fine ladies in my gym! i always sit back and laugh!
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Gee...that sounds like superficial judgement. Some fine looking women are total pieces of shit and complete failures as people.
Some terrific guys don't look all that special.
 
"I have a penis,you have a vagina"
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i usually just do a double bicep pose and tell the bitch that i want to play with her fun bags later that night, always works, if you have any problems let me know

-smalls
 
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