Guy Rule # 1

[jerseyart]

1) If a guy is hitting on a girl, you don't interfere. If he cancels plans to be with the girl, you don't complain. If he interrupts anything to flirt with a girl, you either help, or keep your mouth shut.


Too many sissies on the board werent raised properly and apparently dont understand proper etiquette

 

[Deterass]

Link?

 

[spongebob]

and if im porking some hottie in your bedroom just sleep your ass on the couch.

 

[jerseyart]

and if im porking some hottie in your bedroom just sleep your ass on the couch.

Don't get ahead of them man. Give them some time to absorb the basics first

 

[jerseyart]

Link?

It's all over Elite.

I blame it on public education, soccer moms, and the liberal news media

These 30 under kids have no idea what it means to be a man.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

It's all over Elite.

I blame it on public education, soccer moms, and the liberal news media

These 30 under kids have no idea what it means to be a man.

Are you promoting e-flirting? We might have to do something about this......

 

[bullett]

1) If a guy is hitting on a girl, you don't interfere. If he cancels plans to be with the girl, you don't complain. If he interrupts anything to flirt with a girl, you either help, or keep your mouth shut.


Too many sissies on the board werent raised properly and apparently dont understand proper etiquette

Bullshit...

Years ago, I had a very close friend who always thought it was ok to bomb out on a commitment to me, or others to chase a new girl....

Honor your commitments, and honor your friends first, chase pussy second..

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Bullshit...

Years ago, I had a very close friend who always thought it was ok to bomb out on a commitment to me, or others to chase a new girl....

Honor your commitments, and honor your friends first, chase pussy second..

OMG... I agree with bullett!



If you have a commitment then stick to it! Who the hell's gonna be there when the chick dumps you and you need someone to go throw back a few and watch the game with... eh?

 

[jerseyart]

Bullshit...

Years ago, I had a very close friend who always thought it was ok to bomb out on a commitment to me, or others to chase a new girl....

Honor your commitments, and honor your friends first, chase pussy second..

Notice the female was the one to agree with you


There's a lesson in there bor if you're smart enough to look

 

[jerseyart]

Are you promoting e-flirting? We might have to do something about this......

LOL

Translation: My gf starightened my ass out


Hope it didnt hurt too much bor

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Notice the female was the one to agree with you


There's a lesson in there bor if you're smart enough to look

yea that I don't over crowd my man... and that a man shouldn't jump ship on his friend for pussy.. that was the message.

come'on JA give it to me.. ya wanna say something.. I'm a big girl .. say whats on your mind

 

[sweed]

Rule #2.... no Cockblocking

 

[wnt2bBeast]

i say let the best man win

 

[jerseyart]

yea that I don't over crowd my man... and that a man shouldn't jump ship on his friend for pussy.. that was the message.

come'on JA give it to me.. ya wanna say something.. I'm a big girl .. say whats on your mind

I'd have to understand what you're talking about first


Anyway chill, I was messing with bullett. Wasnt about you

 

[jerseyart]

Rule #2.... no Cockblocking

That's really rule #1

 

[hamstershaver]

kitty is over rated

 

[jerseyart]

kitty is over rated

Even if that were true, its still damn good

 

[jerseyart]

i say let the best man win

Bor, you shouldn't give up so easily

 

[bullett]

OMG... I agree with bullett!



If you have a commitment then stick to it! Who the hell's gonna be there when the chick dumps you and you need someone to go throw back a few and watch the game with... eh?

Of course you do...I'm right!

 

[KillahBee]

Please change the first word in the thread title to Geigh

 

[coverguy]

Bullshit...

Years ago, I had a very close friend who always thought it was ok to bomb out on a commitment to me, or others to chase a new girl....

Honor your commitments, and honor your friends first, chase pussy second..

good call. not to be crude, but

Bros before Hos.

every once in a while is alright, but you don't consistently pull that shit on your friends.

it's different if you go out with your boys and you're all looking to get laid but when you're there to hang with your friends ...

 

[jerseyart]

Please change the first word in the thread title to Geigh

You're part of a wasted generation


Where

Geigh = flirting with girls

Home every night jerking off andf bitching about women = cool

shrugs head

 

[KillahBee]

You're part of a wasted generation


Where

Geigh = flirting with girls

Home every night jerking off andf bitching about women = cool

shrugs head

Having to talk about women all the time and give up all masculinity just to get them and then tell others about it to make up for low self esteem = pathetic.

 

[theoak01]

1) If a guy is hitting on a girl, you don't interfere. If he cancels plans to be with the girl, you don't complain. If he interrupts anything to flirt with a girl, you either help, or keep your mouth shut.


Too many sissies on the board werent raised properly and apparently dont understand proper etiquette

I agree,to many guys are cock blocking bastards lately

 

[SoreArms]

Honor your commitments, and honor your friends first, chase pussy second..

word nug, too many suckas jump when pussy tells them to.

 

[awittyusername]

Bullshit...

Years ago, I had a very close friend who always thought it was ok to bomb out on a commitment to me, or others to chase a new girl....

Honor your commitments, and honor your friends first, chase pussy second..

If my friend hooked up with a girl. I did anything to help...including finding another ride home. (that usually involved me getting my own. But, for the rest of you....walk your ass home alone.)

However, if a friend is ditching you because he is P-wipped and can't leave his gf side...Thats where the "bros before hoes" comes in.

 

[KillahBee]

word nug, too many suckas jump when pussy tells them to.

and then hide behind a veil of "I get laid so I am a man".

 

[UA_Iron]

I wont hesitate for a second to cock block some frat guy or to hit on a girl that some other guy I dont like is hitting on.

not one damn second.

 

[jerseyart]

Having to talk about women all the time and give up all masculinity just to get them and then tell others about it to make up for low self esteem = pathetic.

LOL

No paying money regularly to prostitutes just to get laid = pathetic


In fact I can't think of anything more pathetic.

Talking to girls = meeting girls.

Not talking to girls = rationalizing a lack of balls, a fear of women, and no skillz which = paying girls to have sex with you.

Men used to understand these simple formulas bor

 

[jerseyart]

I wont hesitate for a second to cock block some frat guy or to hit on a girl that some other guy I dont like is hitting on.

not one damn second.

That's different

 

[KillahBee]

LOL

No paying money regularly to prostitutes just to get laid = pathetic


In fact I can't think of anything more pathetic.

Talking to girls = meeting girls.

Not talking to girls = rationalizing a lack of balls, a fear of women, and no skillz which = paying girls to have sex with you.

Men used to understand these simple formulas bor

Posting on a caht board on the Internet about your "love life" = total "skillz". nice job bro. you are the uber man.

you let your insecurities come out in way too many posts maing. maybe just lay low and not respond the way you typically do and people would think higher of you.

 

[SoreArms]

and then hide behind a veil of "I get laid so I am a man".

I just love breaking down those broads that are used to getting their way and guys doing what they want and say. They put up a good fight at first, but they eventually become happily submissive.

I will not give up my dignity for pussy!

 

[jerseyart]

If my friend hooked up with a girl. I did anything to help...including finding another ride home. (that usually involved me getting my own. But, for the rest of you....walk your ass home alone.)

However, if a friend is ditching you because he is P-wipped and can't leave his gf side...Thats where the "bros before hoes" comes in.

LOL

How did we raise all these kids so wrong

 

[jerseyart]

Posting on a caht board on the Internet about your "love life" = total "skillz". nice job bro. you are the uber man.

you let your insecurities come out in way too many posts maing. maybe just lay low and not respond the way you typically do and people would think higher of you.

Dipstick

Im just about the only guy that doesnt do thsat bor.

But Ive read all you butt cowboys do it regularly.

And bor, if you wish to discuss communicating insecurities, we can start with lame ass statements about "being a man" , "not being pussy whipped" blah blah blah


The only guys Ive ever known who feel the need to say it regularly are those of whom it is most true

 

[awittyusername]

LOL

How did we raise all these kids so wrong

I don't know what it is, but guys think they have to cockblock to get a girl. When in reality, it is the exact opposite.

I quit my last gym, because I was so sick of it. There was a large group of big guys. Everytime I saw them out. I talked them up in front of their girl. Or, introduced them to girls. (because, all the did is stand around holding a beer and flexing, just hoping for a fight.)

Well, I start going out with the hot instructor. Those 250lbs guys would call her and tell her....I was using her for sex, I sold drugs, I had aids, etc. These guys were big guys that most played college sports, and could kick my ass easily. However, they acted like jealous teenage girls.

However, I am almost back in shape, and I plan on joining back up to shake things up again.

 

[sawastea]

Honor your commitments, and honor your friends first, chase pussy second..

"Brothers before bitches"

 

[jerseyart]

I don't know what it is, but guys think they have to cockblock to get a girl. When in reality, it is the exact opposite.

I quit my last gym, because I was so sick of it. There was a large group of big guys. Everytime I saw them out. I talked them up in front of their girl. Or, introduced them to girls. (because, all the did is stand around holding a beer and flexing, just hoping for a fight.)

Well, I start going out with the hot instructor. Those 250lbs guys would call her and tell her....I was using her for sex, I sold drugs, I had aids, etc. These guys were big guys that most played college sports, and could kick my ass easily. However, they acted like jealous teenage girls.

However, I am almost back in shape, and I plan on joining back up to shake things up again.

There are always assholes who can't compete, so they spend all their time trying to break the knees of those who are trying.

You can always tell who they are cause they whine the loudest.

Ive had all the same said (minus the aids thing that i know of) saidf about me as well. The drug dealer shit pissed me off the most. The " other girls, just using for sex" blah blah blah is ok as far as Im concerned. They dont understand how women think, so imagine it hurts you

I encourage it instead

Same thing with success. Anyone who succeeds is a sell out, unethical, a crook, or whatever other pejorative they invent to justify their own personal failure.

 

[d3track]

saturday night is a great time to lift
most of the clowns are at the bar trying to find drunk chicks

 

[spongebob]

rule number whatever, she aint your bitch if she's jocking me.

 

[jaded]

"Brothers before bitches"

I believe the saying is "bros before hoes"

 

[alien amp pharm]

kitty is over rated

You must've been with some of the girls I've been with.

 

[slat1]

Here is my take on this...
If my buddy leaves me high and dry to hook up... he is not my buddy.
If he really wants to take off with a girl and tells me so.. go for it!
If someone cock blocks me.. I will let them do it once. Then I will pull them aside and tell them that it is unacceptable. Bigger or smaller it doesn't matter. If they have a problem with it I tell them to tell me right then and there. If they say they have a problem I let them know we are not friends and that if they do it again I am going to take issue with it right infront of the girl!
This all comes down to having some self esteem. If you are comfortable and confident with yourself you don't act like a jack ass and ditch your friends or cock block someone. It says so much more about you than it does them!

 

[IvanOffelitch]

kitty is over rated

.

 

[coverguy]

Here is my take on this...
If my buddy leaves me high and dry to hook up... he is not my buddy.
If he really wants to take off with a girl and tells me so.. go for it!
If someone cock blocks me.. I will let them do it once. Then I will pull them aside and tell them that it is unacceptable. Bigger or smaller it doesn't matter. If they have a problem with it I tell them to tell me right then and there. If they say they have a problem I let them know we are not friends and that if they do it again I am going to take issue with it right infront of the girl!
This all comes down to having some self esteem. If you are comfortable and confident with yourself you don't act like a jack ass and ditch your friends or cock block someone. It says so much more about you than it does them!

well put

 

[tubob]

Rule 3 - dont mow a mates Lawn !!!!!

 

[jaded]

Confucius says man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs

 

[jackangel]

rule 4 - don't take these threads seriously

at all

like for a second even or whatever

 

[jerseyart]

This all comes down to having some self esteem. If you are comfortable and confident with yourself you don't act like a jack ass and ditch your friends or cock block someone. It says so much more about you than it does them!

What does confidence and comfort have to do with choosing the company of a pretty girl over the company of your friend. Or did you just add whatever adjectives you thought would sound good



You gusy have become a bunch of girls. They were the only ones who would complain when theyre friend ditched them for a guy.


Pussification of America

Now your all girls. Even the way you act and dress

 

[jaded]

They were the only ones who would complain when theyre friend ditched them for a guy.

Um, excuse me, but I think I had every right to complain when you ditched me for that guy

 

[jerseyart]

Um, excuse me, but I think I had every right to complain when you ditched me for that guy

Not now

 

[ZKaudio]

could be worse, I go out w/ a lot of pretty good looking guys, mostly actors and models n such(straight) ..by the end of the night, there are always a group of guys waiting to fight us because their girls end up at our table...

 

[jerseyart]

And Bro's before Ho's meant you dont diddle your best friends girl

Thats it

Not that you preferred the company of men to women

Should be the mantra of gay nation

 

[slat1]

No problem with a friend chosing a girls over me. I'm all for it. As I mentioned above. Just show some respect and ask if its cool to take off. I would never say "no its not cool". I just don't consider someone who would leave without telling me a friend.
I was getting to the point that if you are confident in yourself and comfortable with who you are these issues wouldn't come up. You would show respect to your friends. Your friends would show it back. People who have low self esteem would have to bail on there buddies because they would think that the girl would want their friend.. so they would ditch them.
I never have this problem. All of my buddies treat each other with respect. Maybe that is the word I should have used. If people have self respect they wouldn't ditch their friends.

 

[HS Lifter]

So JA is promoting the fact that it is OK to be whipped? and to ditch your friends for a chick?

and that your "friends" should be perfectly happy when they are ditched constantly?

Just curious.

 

[awittyusername]

So JA is promoting the fact that it is OK to be whipped? and to ditch your friends for a chick?

and that your "friends" should be perfectly happy when they are ditched constantly?

Just curious.

I don't think he is. But, I'm sure he will clear it up for you.

I was talking more about the single guy....

1. Its ok to leave with a hot chick you hook up with if your with your friends
2. It's not cool to be P-wipped, and ditch your friends and do whatever she says.
3. It's not cool for your friends to cockblock you (or you cockblock your friends...you should actually try to help them score)

 

[Lestat]

lotsa cock blockers on this board

 

[HS Lifter]

I don't think he is. But, I'm sure he will clear it up for you.

I was talking more about the single guy....

1. Its ok to leave with a hot chick you hook up with if your with your friends
2. It's not cool to be P-wipped, and ditch your friends and do whatever she says.
3. It's not cool for your friends to cockblock you (or you cockblock your friends...you should actually try to help them score)

I agree with all of the above.

 

[jerseyart]

HS Lifter.

You're young enough that perhaps you can still be saved.

Hitiing on girls does not equal pussy whipped

Sleeping with girls does not equal pussy whipped.

Preferring sleeping with a girl to hanging out with your guy friends talking about sleeping with girls does not equal pussy whipped.

Neither does showing her attention, consideration, affection, or spending time with her.

Occasionally dfoing things you'd rather not do because she wants to is not pussy whipped, its called a relationship.

Living in abject fear of women, and how they might hurt you, because none of them can be trusted, and they're all evil, is pussy whipped.

Abject fear of women = pussy whipped. Fear of being involved with them, fear of how you act cause you may lose them, showering them with gifts, or avoiding them altogether cause you can't cope all equals pussy whipped.

Women are not the enemy. They are plunder

If you havent dated a woman for at least a year dont talk to me cause you know nothing about women

If you havent dated a woman for more than two years listen more than you talk cause you know next to nothing about women

If you managed to live with the same woman for five years or longer you may have somethign useful to add to the conversation

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Yeah, bros before hos; last I heard the human race isn't an endangered species.

It's high time us guys start thinking with our big heads.


Good first rule though.

 

[sigweed]

are you serious? id never ditch my friends if its anything important to do something with a girl... likewise if i've got plans with a girl I wouldn't ditch her to do something with my friends for no good reason.... thats just ignorant

 

[HS Lifter]

HS Lifter.

You're young enough that perhaps you can still be saved.

Hitiing on girls does not equal pussy whipped Duh.

Sleeping with girls does not equal pussy whipped. We know this captain obvious.

Preferring sleeping with a girl to hanging out with your guy friends talking about sleeping with girls does not equal pussy whipped. Depends on the situation, if you had plans with the guys and you simply bail out because yuor girl came home early= pussy whipped.

Neither does showing her attention, consideration, affection, or spending time with her.Have no problems with any of that, I mean she is your girl after all....

Occasionally dfoing things you'd rather not do because she wants to is not pussy whipped, its called a relationship. Key word here is "Occasionally"....taken to extreme= pussy whipped.

Living in abject fear of women, and how they might hurt you, because none of them can be trusted, and they're all evil, is pussy whipped.You got your terminology mixed up, pussy whipped is where you do anything, at any cost for pussy. The description you give has some actual truth, but when this attitude is taken to extreme there is something wrong.

Abject fear of women = pussy whipped. Fear of being involved with them, fear of how you act cause you may lose them, showering them with gifts, or avoiding them altogether cause you can't cope all equals pussy whipped.Once again, you used the phrase "pussy whipped" in the wrong context. Fear of women is fear of women.

Women are not the enemy. They are plunder

If you havent dated a woman for at least a year dont talk to me cause you know nothing about women

If you havent dated a woman for more than two years listen more than you talk cause you know next to nothing about women

If you managed to live with the same woman for five years or longer you may have somethign useful to add to the conversation. LOL So you are the "woman" expert now? Also, did you meet your current girlfriend online?

...

 

[Maverick]

1) If a guy is hitting on a girl, you don't interfere. If he cancels plans to be with the girl, you don't complain. If he interrupts anything to flirt with a girl, you either help, or keep your mouth shut.


Too many sissies on the board werent raised properly and apparently dont understand proper etiquette

fuck that...... one of my best friends cancels plans with me for some new whore, shit is not acceptable.

orbs before whores

and jersey, your really a perfect example of a man whore

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i just want to say that i think its totally appropriate for jersey to be making all laws pertaining to gayness

rule number 4 - thou shalt not leave the house without thy prada bag

 

[Rex]

In a few threads from now there will be one saying how someone cancelled on a date to hang out with their friend, or go lift. To which a response will be "Bros before hoes, weights before dates". Everyone will chime in agreeing with it.

Dating women is like guerilla warfare. Conventional rules will not work.

 

[jerseyart]

You got your terminology mixed up, pussy whipped is where you do anything, at any cost for pussy. The description you give has some actual truth, but when this attitude is taken to extreme there is something wrong.

No kid, thats called horny, obsessed, sex addict what have you. That is not pussy whipped.


And yeah I met her online. Did you meet yours at the high school dance?

Ans as tyo women, yeah I know a lot more than you kid

Pussy whipped = fear of women. Whether it be fear of losing her, fear of approaching her etc etc etc. Therefore you modify your behavior in some abusrd fashion because of her.

"I cant go out with the guys cause Mary won't like it and will leave me if I do" = pussy whipped



"I have to buy Mary (insert gift) so that she will like me" = pussy whipped

I cant assoictate with my best friend cause she hates him = pussy whipped


I like girls a lot (as you suggested) does not equal pussy whipped

 

[jerseyart]

orbs before whores

and jersey, your really a perfect example of a man whore

Bor, thats another expression only girls use

I hope they're enough southern guys left to fight a war if we ever one.

The rest of you orbs would be useless

 

[Rex]

Bor, thats another expression only girls use

I hope they're enough southern guys left to fight a war if we ever one.

The rest of you orbs would be useless

Care to try that again? Without butchering the grammar.

 

[jerseyart]

Care to try that again? Without butchering the grammar.

Bitch, I've been uo for over 48 hours with no sleep. But get smart with me and I'll still kick your ass

 

[Rex]

Bitch, I've been uo for over 48 hours with no sleep. But get smart with me and I'll still kick your ass

I-76 W to I-95 S to NC 70 E to MCAS Cherry Point.

Good luck getting out alive from NJ though. Worst drivers ever.

 

[jerseyart]

I-76 W to I-95 S to NC 70 E to MCAS Cherry Point.

Good luck getting out alive from NJ though. Worst drivers ever.

Once I get there, do I just look for the guy in the dress?

 

[UA_Iron]

Bitch, I've been uo for over 48 hours with no sleep. But get smart with me and I'll still kick your ass

why? and i'm sick of your rules JA.

 

[jerseyart]

why? and i'm sick of your rules JA.

Follow my rules or live in perpetual geighness along with Killah and Rex


Answer is family troubles

 

[Rex]

Once I get there, do I just look for the guy in the dress?

That means you missed the exit and are in SoKlu's neck of the woods.

 

[awittyusername]

WTF is wrong with you younger guys? You have Jersey, Slat, and a few other older guys who actually give a shit, and are giving you advice. (Yes, I know jersey a cocky bastard, but that is part of the lesson itself) These guys are successful in life and getting women. I didn't have the interent as a kid, but I asked every guy who was able to get girls how they did it. 99% of them just laughed, and told me nothing.

And, the "bros before hoes" bullshit is getting taken too far. It means if your friend needs you...you help him instead of a girl. (ex. if just got dumped...forget about going to your gfs, and get him laid) Also, if you hook up with a girl...your friend should understand that you would rather go home with her and have sex, than to play the golf video game at the bar with him.

To get even deeper...If you are with your friends you should be doing an activity that has the posibility of getting girls. (or atleast getting together to discuss getting girls) I never play poker, watch the game, etc. That just seems gay. My friends got together for one reason....to get girls.

Do not under estimate the power of being able to get girls. Being able to walk in a room and command the attention of women (and everyone else) will help you excel in all facets of your life.

 

[jerseyart]

LOL @ Awitty


The thread was mostly for fun, but it amazes me how much things can change in a generation.

You are old enough to remember. They talk just like the girls used to when we were kids. Even the bro's before ho's shit is a just a plagarism of what girls would say

The boys want to be girls, and the girls act like they have more balls than the guys.

The country is in such trouble

 

[sigweed]

personally i pitty people who spend all their time trying to get girls... I see it every time im at a bar and I feel awkward for all these guys who try so hard yet you always see going home alone..

I've pretty much had a girlfriend for the last 3 years(5 different girls so nothing too longterm) so after I dumped this last one, i decided to take time and focus on me. Training harder for rugby, get my grades up a little bit, and do fun shit that I like to do with my buddies and what not (including getting playing poker).... and incase you didnt see where I'm going with this... the amount of girls that I got this year (and quality) was simply amazing. So my advice to people is don't be that guy that spends 2 hours getting ready, get obnoxiously drunk in hopes to impress girls, then goes home alone every time... fuck it, do shit you wanna do to have fun.

 

[Dunk]

who cares. just live your life. be happy. if u find a special someone along the way that wants to share that time with you, and you can tolerate the slob for more than a year than your golden.

if i wanna play poker, ill play poker.

if i wanna go to a bar, ill go to a bar.