Guts or Balls?

[Frisky]

Which do you have?

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.


But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

 

[Dunk]

exotic isla..i mean coldbl..i mean Erzulie. I need better quality out of you.

 

[HumorMe]

lol

 

[hamstershaver]

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say: "You're next."
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lmao if i did that to klu, the little balls i have in my sack would be cut off in my sleep

 

[Frisky]

exotic isla..i mean coldbl..i mean Erzulie. I need better quality out of you.

so the answer is neither eh?

shoulda fucking figured that

 

[bigmann245]

Which do you have?

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.


But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

have you been spying on me??? oh and BTW that lipstick you got on my collar isnt comming off and it was my brand new shirt from walmart and it didnt have falling prices i paid full price for that bitch... pay up...

 

[EnderJE]

I'll say guts. Always go with guts.

 

[covergrl80]

LOL. That was good!

 

[Sub-Zero]

LOL. That was good!

hi, im sub. who are u?

nice to meet u

 

[EnderJE]

I think you just broke the world's record for eflirting.

 

[Mr. dB]

I have a big gut and small balls.

 

[Tytan]

I`m a gutsy, ballsy kinda guy...

 

[novamanms]

I have an overwhelming abundance of Pancreas.

 

[gotmilk]

I puked my guts out in college.

I have balls and I touch mine all the time

 

[KillahBee]

I just want to talk about myself on the Interweb