Just for the hell of it, about once every six months or so I put my finger in my ass when I'm about to cum when I'm masturbating. Now, I really shouldn't have said that out loud.
Much better with a chic's finger exploring your ass. If you haven't tried it, lighten up, spread em, and tell her not to scratch. You'll fucking love it. GUARANTEED.
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Heroin
Wheat Beer
Lada automobiles
Cracking skulls
Chewing on esophagus
Playing Asteroids while singing Toni Braxton hits
Drinking shine and dancing a jig
Befriending the less fortunate, then hanging them from my toolshed roof
'Shit' I can't believe someone beat me to the butthole thing...when I'm really after some freaky auto-erotica I'll lube up a finger while I'm pulling one and slide that sucker up in there just as I'm about to cum...yeeeeeaaaaahaaaaawwww
I love dead things, if I found a dead person I'd probably poke at it and then go tell someone. Usually people would freak over seeing that, but I would like it.