Guess whats in my tool belt

[BOB THE BUILDER]

come on be creative! I am a creative guy!

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

holy water, garlic, and a lock of jesus's hair

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

left over nails, hammer, leather man, TV remote, half eaten bag of cheetos,
I have no clue....

 

[BOB THE BUILDER]

u guys are close! cheetos are my fav! I keep getting orange shit all over the sheetrock and jose gets mad

 

[BOB THE BUILDER]

a little hint! I like to have tools for every job, if u know what I mean

 

[tiger88]

curling never posts in the evening.......

so...

 

[Bulldog_10]

A pink dildo, a flesh-colored butt-plug, and a black vibrator.

 

[JohnnyMolson]

hammer, pliers, measuring tape, linoleum knife, screwdrivers, stud finder, adjustable wrench, file, mini mag-lite, wire stripper/cutter

 

[BOB THE BUILDER]

A pink dildo, a flesh-colored butt-plug, and a black vibrator.

u and tiger been in my tool van snoopin through my toolbelt?

 

[BOB THE BUILDER]

hammer, pliers, measuring tape, linoleum knife, screwdrivers, stud finder, adjustable wrench, file, mini mag-lite, wire stripper/cutter

good guess my friend! dont forget the electrical tape and the new clear duct tape and latex gloves for when things get dirty

 

[Bulldog_10]

u and tiger been in my tool van snoopin through my toolbelt?

Yeah...I'm a big fan of the scent of a sweaty man's crotch area...so I go around sniffing used tool belts. I hope you don't mind.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

busted ass Penthouse mag from 89, pliers, wires, crushed D_bol caps,
naked pics of SoKlueles, Swiss Army knife, lock picking set, instructions to an appliance you installed 10 years ago..that you never read....got me

u and tiger been in my tool van snoopin through my toolbelt?

is it sex toys?

Edit....to slow

 

[tiger88]

busted ass Penthouse mag from 89, pliers, wires, crushed D_bol caps,
, Swiss Army knife, lock picing set, instructions to an appliance you installed 10 years ago..that you never read....got me

SOUNDS LIKE THE BACK SEAT OF MY CAR

 

[SoreArms]

"Life for dummies"

 

[BOB THE BUILDER]

guys I noticed that my toolbelt wasnt fitting, I do carry syringes and vials in there also, and a roll of tp for when I hang it over the edge of the house and give juan and jose a good surprise on their heads