grrr, me hate shoes

[HappyScrappy]

I've had size 13 shoes for as long as I can remember... which... I think is about 15 mins. But now my shoes are really tight, which means my feet are growing. or that my arches are flattening now that I'm a fat fuck.
either way, that means I need a 13.5 now - but 13 is the cutoff point where they stop making half sizes.
fucking fuckers.

I'm just gonna start dipping my feet in hot rubber and letting it dry.
like carl lewis in that tire ad back in the day

 

[gorilla_boy]

Dude, how tall are you?

 

[spongebob]

just whack you toes off, then you can wear your shoes and kick the hell out of a football.

 

[supersizeme]

you should bind them tightly like they did to chinese women back in the day. small feet will land you a nice man in some countries. they will land you flat on your ass in the long jump though.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm 6'3" for those that asked. or he who asked. or... whatever.

I usd to run and was always getting my toes fucked up (spikes are ouchy when people step on you in a race) and I used to contemplate how many toes I actually really needed. I came to the conclusion that for real performance, you at the very least needed the big toe and then ideally at least one other toe, preferrably over on the other side.

as for the foot binding - was that china or japan? either way, those people are shorter than me.

 

[HappyScrappy]

also my shoes smell.

I think I'm gonna get a new pair of gym shoes and new pair of walking around shoes.
and a pair of shower slippers.
and a pair of kitchen slacks.
and a teddy. not those silky numbers that VS sells, but a baby bear. they are so cute. aside from the mauling.

 

[HappyScrappy]

my dad wears a size 16. them's big feet.

 

[fit1]

you know what they say about men with big feet...
happy...you single???? lol....j/k

 

[Night Fly]

My man wears 17's. Yep...those are some big ol' shoes.

 

[HappyScrappy]

you know what they say about men with big feet...

yeah, my dad is way hung - very large.

 

[supersizeme]

feet are overrated. i had both feet amputated except for the pinky toe on each foot. so now the pinky toes just kind of hover there and twitch every now and then. i'm disco lemonade. and HS it may have been the Japenese...you're probably right. i usually don't bother asking the ethnicities of the girls in the massage parlors i frequent. i just point to my crotch and start whimpering.

 

[HappyScrappy]

i just point to my crotch and start whimpering.

LMAO

 

[tomlays]

I've had size 13 shoes for as long as I can remember... But now my shoes are really tight, which means my feet are growing.
either way, that means I need a 13.5 now -

Have you ever used HGH? If not, it might help you get to 14. Your kind of lucky wearing 13 or 14 or whatever how long your feet are because the shoe store always have the size from the model you want since nobody wears that size. But there might be some incovinients too; like you can't stand on the corner of a street if a bus is turning the corner sharply.

 

[Boach]

you know what they say about men with big feet...

yeah, my dad is way hung - very large.

He sure is.

 

[Boach]

i just point to my crotch and start whimpering.

Where do you come up with this shit! LOL

 

[HappyScrappy]

Re: Re: grrr, me hate shoes

Have you ever used HGH? If not, it might help you get to 14. Your kind of lucky wearing 13 or 14 or whatever how long your feet are because the shoe store always have the size from the model you want since nobody wears that size. But there might be some incovinients too; like you can't stand on the corner of a street if a bus is turning the corner sharply.

never done HGH but the level of me wanting to is... very high.
but my wallet is saying no for now.
but my lips mouth the word "yes" over and over.