look at his forearms
two big, bubbly, bloated arms with 2 sticks on the end called forearms. Yeah to each his own - just like when I see someone with a hundred facial piercings- I wouldnt do it but cant hate on people that want to mutilate themselves. That's his body, not mine (thank god).
When he dies - and he will sooner than later, Im sure you could squeeze a few gallons of oil from his corpse. Im all for recycling. I dont think arms make you the biggest m'er f'er on the planet. Symmetry comes into play.