greetings from italy

[Sub-Zero]

sup guys, im just saying hi from my vacation.

my fucking family doesnt believe in eatng and when they do it isnt healthy, so in summary im already fat and lost all my muscle

there is a gym in the hotel though with a smith machine, so i can sort of get a workout.

its nice here, im in rome right now and then we are going someplace else in a coupla adays. i took a picture of the colloseum and i also checked out some girls.

italy is supposed to have the hottest girls but id say that only 8% of all the girls iv seen are amazing and only 15% are even bangable. they say all the italians are gone though cause its vacation for them, or maybe its just cuz rome is an ugly place.
..


oh yeah, killah and gambino- both ur moms say hi (at once)

 

[nycgirl]

HELLO!!!!! Hope you are having a wonderful time. Take lots of pics.

 

[chefbone]

oh yeah, killah and gambino- both ur moms say hi (at once)

LMAO @ SublimeZM.....Have fun bro. Drink as much wine as you can. Eat as much food as you can. Take a ton of girlie pics too

 

[a10j10]

Advice?
GO TO THE BEACHES!

All you'll see right now in August in Rome, Milan, Venice, Florence and other historic & architectural places is tourists and nerdy artsy types.

It's Ferragosto time, and the ladies are hanging out in their bikinis...
Rome's got no beaches...
so get the fuck outta Rome and then get back to us re the ladies, eh...

 

[hotzie]

you better get laid while you're there

 

[SoreArms]

have fun bud

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Hi hun take lots of pics and bang one of the 15% that are bangable.

 

[Sub-Zero]

HELLO!!!!! Hope you are having a wonderful time. Take lots of pics.

i am. ill postg up a bunch of pictures once i get back

 

[Sub-Zero]

Advice?
GO TO THE BEACHES!

All you'll see right now in August in Rome, Milan, Venice, Florence and other historic & architectural places is tourists and nerdy artsy types.

It's Ferragosto time, and the ladies are hanging out in their bikinis...
Rome's got no beaches...
so get the fuck outta Rome and then get back to us re the ladies, eh...

no idea where the beaches are, but we are going to some sort of coast, and then to capri island for a little bit, but im with my parents guys, so make sure ur advice is p arental suitable

 

[Buddy_Christ]

You're on vacation, so eating like crap is acceptable. Just try and get enough protein.

 

[KillahBee]

my fucking family doesnt believe in eatng and when they do it isnt healthy, so in summary im already fat and lost all my muscle

this is fucking sig worthy right here. hey man, hookers are cheap and in abundance over there, do it

 

[SoKlueles]

heyyy subby we miss you

 

[Sub-Zero]

this is fucking sig worthy right here. hey man, hookers are cheap and in abundance over there, do it

dude..hookerS? how do i know, do they wear a sign?

 

[a10j10]

no idea where the beaches are, but we are going to some sort of coast, and then to capri island for a little bit, but im with my parents guys, so make sure ur advice is p arental suitable

Possibly the Adriatic?
That's where my folks are from...
born literally a walk from the beach.

Btw, I'm sure you'll like Capri...
it's beautiful there.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Possibly the Adriatic?
That's where my folks are from...
born literally a walk from the beach.

Btw, I'm sure you'll like Capri...
it's beautiful there.

topless beautiful, or landscape beautiful

 

[KillahBee]

dude..hookerS? how do i know, do they wear a sign?

lmfao!! come on man, by the time I was 16yo I could spot a fucking hooker from a mile away in a dense fog at 1 o'clock in the fucking morning!!!!!!

 

[Sub-Zero]

lmfao!! come on man, by the time I was 16yo I could spot a fucking hooker from a mile away in a dense fog at 1 o'clock in the fucking morning!!!!!!

even italian ones? so they dress like nyc hookers i guess... anyway they must be on vacation

 

[monstermmf]

Hookers are easy to spot out.. but you gotta watch there man, half of them are men, with some pretty girlish frames. I didn't make a mistake but I about punched one in the face when one walked up to me, once i realized it was a guy. There are a bunch of them here in Nice, Fr too..

But yeah, right now is the vacation time and all the people from the Northern parts flock to the beaches and close down there shops, except those banking on tourists.. same things happen here in FR.. Except it sucks because I'm stuck here during the biggest tourist season.. least I'm on a topless beach with great scenery!

 

[a10j10]

topless beautiful, or landscape beautiful

Both...


Btw, since y'all are discussing Italian hookers...
hang around the highways, you'll see plenty of them.
And not much different from the ones in North America...
trust me, you'll be able to spot them out, lol.

Btw, not all of them are Italian...
a good majority are from Eastern Europe.
Unfortunately it's a big prob in Italy...long story.

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol@men hookers. that would piss me off, what is the point of that? once i descovered they hada dick id beat them up and then they wouldnt have anymore job

i think i may stay hooker free this trip, but what i sthe prob with the hookers, tell the story


here is a quick picture that i took

 

[monstermmf]

Mafia forced, brings in Cash..

 

[monstermmf]

oh yeah dude.. go to florence if you get a chance.. I liked Florence more than anything.. food is really good.. try some Wild Boar Steaks! woooooooooooooooooooow

 

[Sub-Zero]

oh yeah dude.. go to florence if you get a chance.. I liked Florence more than anything.. food is really good.. try some Wild Boar Steaks! woooooooooooooooooooow

i dont think we are going to florence



okay guys, im out, cyall

 

[crew9]

Get off of elite you're on vacation

 

[jackangel]

rome has to be one of the most wonderful places on earth (haven't been there yet).

i hope you take advantage of the unmatched architectural beauty. beautiful girls can be found anywhere (except downtown fresno), but there is probably no other place like rome.

enjoy it. if they have some weights, good enough. just stick to the primarily meat dishes (eat that chicken you motherfucker) and don't worry about the bit of fat from carb overload.

 

[JayC9]

dude..hookerS? how do i know, do they wear a sign?

if she don't slap you when you ask, she's a hooker

 

[jackangel]

how does one say

"please give me a rusty trombone then punch me in the nuts"

in italian?

 

[Daisy_]

lol@men hookers. that would piss me off, what is the point of that? once i descovered they hada dick id beat them up and then they wouldnt have anymore job

i think i may stay hooker free this trip, but what i sthe prob with the hookers, tell the story


here is a quick picture that i took

thats really pretty.

 

[monstermmf]

how does one say

"please give me a rusty trombone then punch me in the nuts"

in italian?

Tua madre si da per niente!

Vaffanculo a Lei, la sua moglie, e' la sua madre. Lei e' un
cafone stronzo. Vada via in
culo!


theres a couple for you to figure out

 

[a10j10]

Tua madre si da per niente!

Vaffanculo a Lei, la sua moglie, e' la sua madre. Lei e' un
cafone stronzo. Vada via in
culo!


theres a couple for you to figure out

Certo che non sei stato affatto tenero con le parole, eh...
qualora scoprisse cos'hai scritto...

 

[monstermmf]

Certamente, D'accordo
Lo so

Parla italiano?

 

[a10j10]

Certamente, D'accordo
Lo so

Parla italiano?

Caspita se lo parlo!
Ma lei e' veramente francese?

 

[monstermmf]

I spent a month in Italy last summer, and of course besides learning some basic language I learned all the good stuff.. I know what your saying though..

 

[a10j10]

I spent a month in Italy last summer, and of course besides learning some basic language I learned all the good stuff.. I know what your saying though..

Hehe, ain't it funny how the 1st things one learns is all the "good" stuff...

 

[monstermmf]

Yeah my first use of any "good stuff", was when I was almost ran over my a Vespa in an alley.. But that's no differance from here in France.. I come closer to getting hit by cars than motorbikes.. My big body doesn't react as quickly to a car as it does with a moped.. and then in Amsterdam.. shit.. fuckin bikes.. I just wouldn't move when they were coming at me.. One guy wrecked and fell on the ground.. I wasn't trying to be a dick.. but he's on a bike.. im walking.. who has brakes and is on something that could come close to plowing over me.. not me..

 

[Gambino]

damn bor have fun with that...here's the scoop. my brother spent quite a bit off time in Italy, Florence to be exact. he said hashish is in abundance, practically legal. he had a meange a trois (not hookers either) and he drank wine at every meal (minus breakfast), even when returning to work.

so you need to ditch the parents, fucking usually boring anyway. Get yourself a couple grams of hash and a quart of wine, and track down some fresh gash. anything less than that is completely unacceptable

 

[Raptorex]

have a great time there sub! take some pics for us

 

[eat big]

sup guys, im just saying hi from my vacation.

my fucking family doesnt believe in eatng and when they do it isnt healthy, so in summary im already fat and lost all my muscle

there is a gym in the hotel though with a smith machine, so i can sort of get a workout.

its nice here, im in rome right now and then we are going someplace else in a coupla adays. i took a picture of the colloseum and i also checked out some girls.

italy is supposed to have the hottest girls but id say that only 8% of all the girls iv seen are amazing and only 15% are even bangable. they say all the italians are gone though cause its vacation for them, or maybe its just cuz rome is an ugly place.
..


oh yeah, killah and gambino- both ur moms say hi (at once)

I agree. Some had moustaches. I saw the Coloseum too, go see the Spanish Steps.

 

[a10j10]

Yeah my first use of any "good stuff", was when I was almost ran over my a Vespa in an alley.. But that's no differance from here in France.. I come closer to getting hit by cars than motorbikes.. My big body doesn't react as quickly to a car as it does with a moped.. and then in Amsterdam.. shit.. fuckin bikes.. I just wouldn't move when they were coming at me.. One guy wrecked and fell on the ground.. I wasn't trying to be a dick.. but he's on a bike.. im walking.. who has brakes and is on something that could come close to plowing over me.. not me..

Thing is the narrow roads don't help one bit...

 

[Dunk]

damn sub. a month later and we coulda been hittin the clubs and bars in Rome together.

 

[jestros]

massachio, giotto, rapheal, michelangelo. See those fellas and take some pics.

 

[monstermmf]

damn bor have fun with that...here's the scoop. my brother spent quite a bit off time in Italy, Florence to be exact. he said hashish is in abundance, practically legal. he had a meange Ménagethats french[/B] trois (not hookers either) and he drank wine at every meal (minus breakfast), even when returning to work.

so you need to ditch the parents, fucking usually boring anyway. Get yourself a couple grams of hash and a quart of wine, and track down some fresh gash Hash. anything less than that is completely unacceptable

contrary to popular belief, you can still get arrested for purchasing hasheish.. trust me, i almost managed.. Not from buying, but walking around with a bottle of wine after I downed about 5 or 6 shots of Absinthe and smoked a couple J's. I was stumbling all over the fucking place and a policemen approached me and searched me.. Eventually found the hash in my back pocket.. ridiculed me on how he could send me to jail for a long time in italy if he wanted and noone from the states would be able to get me out.. and then he gave it back to me and told me to go smoke it indoors. even though i wasn't smoking outside. anyways, long story short.. don't buy a lot.. just buy a little and you should be alright.. french police are a differant story.. there just dicks

 

[squatpuke]

Hookers are easy to spot out.. but you gotta watch there man, half of them are men, with some pretty girlish frames.

Think we'd hear about it if Sub's first go at it was accidental "beans & franks"?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lmfao!! come on man, by the time I was 16yo I could spot a fucking hooker from a mile away in a dense fog at 1 o'clock in the fucking morning!!!!!!

yes but people who can get laid without a credit card dont have to develop that particular skill

sublime, youre in europe, in summer, and youre a tourist...what you need to do is start chatting women up, anywhere, anytime - fellow tourists, waitresses, cashiers, people at the icecream stand, in the gym - and use the "im a stranger, i have no company at night, i like to go out and dance, so lets swap numbers and when youre out and about we can bump into each other, but im in a huge hurry and i have to go so quick, whats your number" approach, while smiling a lot...then when you meet up, do your thing, act like a man (buy some drinks, kiss everyone on the cheek - twice - compliment the girls, dance for 3 songs then say you want to walk on the beach) and youll have girls all over you. euro girls love men who know how to act like men, so that they can act like women. dump your family, and dont get too drunk. trust me

im spewing i didnt go to greece this year

daaaaaaamn i just pictured it, now im REALLY spewing i didnt go to greece this year

 

[monstermmf]

yes but people who can get laid without a credit card dont have to develop that particular skill

sublime, youre in europe, in summer, and youre a tourist...what you need to do is start chatting women up, anywhere, anytime - fellow tourists, waitresses, cashiers, people at the icecream stand, in the gym - and use the "im a stranger, i have no company at night, i like to go out and dance, so lets swap numbers and when youre out and about we can bump into each other, but im in a huge hurry and i have to go so quick, whats your number" approach, while smiling a lot...then when you meet up, do your thing, act like a man (buy some drinks, kiss everyone on the cheek - twice - compliment the girls, dance for 3 songs then say you want to walk on the beach) and youll have girls all over you. euro girls love men who know how to act like men, so that they can act like women. dump your family, and dont get too drunk. trust me

im spewing i didnt go to greece this year

daaaaaaamn i just pictured it, now im REALLY spewing i didnt go to greece this year

Thats one of the positive things about living here in Nice, all the tourist girls coming through.. go out solo to the bar.. be like yeah i have a studio overlooking the ocean with a balcony.. get them a little drunk.. go walk along the ocean.. head back to the studio.. its KKKKKKK MONEY from there.. all the tourists are looking for a quick piece of ass before they leave.. especially college girls.. after our first session, it was a fuck fest before everyone left.. girls were fucking two or three guys tryin to get differant foreign dick before they left.. caused a couple fist fights between them.. but it was cool to watch.. this session sucks.. all boring people who don't do anything.. oh well.. still the tourist girls coming through..

regarding the beans and franks.. i about punched one last year when they approached me.. dude walked up, me thinking it was a girl still.. went to touch me and i realized it because of the adams apple and drew back to swing and they ducked and scooted away real quick.. im quick to lay someone out here.. fuckin rude drunk people bros.. i mean like I'll be walking some girl home, and they will just come up and start calling me shit and the girl shit.. or if I'm walking home by myself.. Never ceases.. I don't want to get thrown in French jail though so I always hold off.. Plus a couple people have been stabbed lately around here near the clubs.. so I've been tryin to hold back.. but if I'm threatened I'm not worrying about a knife.. some pussy french guy is not gonna do shit to me.. more than likely he's never used it or is scared too

 

[Sub-Zero]

damn bor have fun with that...here's the scoop. my brother spent quite a bit off time in Italy, Florence to be exact. he said hashish is in abundance, practically legal. he had a meange a trois (not hookers either) and he drank wine at every meal (minus breakfast), even when returning to work.

so you need to ditch the parents, fucking usually boring anyway. Get yourself a couple grams of hash and a quart of wine, and track down some fresh gash. anything less than that is completely unacceptable

i do man. i dontg know where tg look though. the most game iv had so far is checking out some really hot girl who was so hot even when she noticed i dint stop

 

[hotzie]

i do man. i dontg know where tg look though. the most game iv had so far is checking out some really hot girl who was so hot even when she noticed i dint stop

whats up sub??

 

[Sub-Zero]

yes but people who can get laid without a credit card dont have to develop that particular skill

sublime, youre in europe, in summer, and youre a tourist...what you need to do is start chatting women up, anywhere, anytime - fellow tourists, waitresses, cashiers, people at the icecream stand, in the gym - and use the "im a stranger, i have no company at night, i like to go out and dance, so lets swap numbers and when youre out and about we can bump into each other, but im in a huge hurry and i have to go so quick, whats your number" approach, while smiling a lot...then when you meet up, do your thing, act like a man (buy some drinks, kiss everyone on the cheek - twice - compliment the girls, dance for 3 songs then say you want to walk on the beach) and youll have girls all over you. euro girls love men who know how to act like men, so that they can act like women. dump your family, and dont get too drunk. trust me

im spewing i didnt go to greece this year

daaaaaaamn i just pictured it, now im REALLY spewing i didnt go to greece this year

im not hot enuff to get away with that bullshit.

anyway vatican was cool, standing up for like 5 hours sucked balls though. i didnt get a chance to get my picture taken on the popes lap i hear hes not even real

 

[Sub-Zero]

whats up sub??

nothing much, im just jet lagged, its like 4 am here i think. i am gunna go back to sleep in a bit, just checking in

 

[a10j10]

Sub, you still up at 4:19 in the morn?
Oh, that's right, that's Europe baby...

 

[monstermmf]

6:37 ici

 

[Whiskey]

makes shure to tag a REAL italian over there. it'll be something to tell your grandkids someday

Whiskey

 

[monstermmf]

shit, harder said than done bro.. some of them women are BITCHES.. i felt like I was spitting game to a brick wall.. I probably would of gotten more accomplished with the wall..

 

[Whiskey]

just pimp slap their ass man. If you slap one of them once, that's all it would take for thier total respect..... make shure that your getaway car is running though

Whiskey

 

[GoldenDelicious]

oi sublime, as per your k message, dont think about it, just say the words. you dont need 'game' bloody hell, half of having 'game' is having the guts to stick your neck out and do it!

do it do it do it do it do it

 

[pintoca]

LOL @Sublime being all over the place... Damn Bro, get some tail before the vacations are over!!!

 

[Sub-Zero]

 

[dahamn]

Hope your having a good time bro