Great joke!

[WarriorPL]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, Dad, what is the
>>>difference between potentially and realistically?
>>>"
>>>The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
>>>she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask
>>your
>>>sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask
>>>your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come
>>>back and tell me what you learn from that.
>>>
>>>So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert
>>>Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!
>>>We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to
>>>a great college!"
>>>
>>>The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
>>>Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad
>>>Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
>>>
>>>The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
>>>Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do
>>you
>>>know how much a million could buy?"
>>>
>>>The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
>>>father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially
>>>and realistically?"
>>>
>>>The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million
>>>dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a fag."

 

[The Shadow]

lol