lol.. I already this story before where my cousin did the same thing as the person in #1.
She'd gotten her hair cut during her lunch break, and I guess it was a good deal because she got back in the office, and said to one her co-workers, "HEY, did you know that salon downstairs, it's only $20 for a wash, cut and a blow job?" .. .. .. wait... no.. lol! She said she almost died. Other people in the office heard her as well.