Got an extended bikini wax today.

[dirty~d~]

Who needs coffee on a Saturday? Just book a bikini waxing first thing in the morning. Next time I think I'll have her make an arrow instead of a landing strip.

 

[BradG]

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS!

well, maybe not quite useless.

 

[DIVISION]

Who needs coffee on a Saturday? Just book a bikini waxing first thing in the morning. Next time I think I'll have her make an arrow instead of a landing strip.

You kinky lil' pale bitch........you need to grow that shit out in to a thick, messy JUNGLE!!!

Bikini line? What Bikini line?


DIV

 

[EnderJE]

This thread is useless....you get the idea...

 

[BlkDragon]

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS!

 

[dirty~d~]

Don't any of you have imaginations? Sheeesh.

 

[BlkDragon]

Don't any of you have imaginations? Sheeesh.

Nope. It's like a fingerprint they're all different.

 

[DIVISION]

Don't any of you have imaginations? Sheeesh.

I have a sick imagination.....you know this.....

I don't need pics.........I already know what your thighs look like.



DIV

 

[BradG]

Don't any of you have imaginations? Sheeesh.

Like I said, maybe not quite useless.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Pix.....

 

[DIVISION]

Pix.....

UlcasterCripSetter..........You're not getting any pics of D's smooth pale thighs......

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!



Frisky is still pissed at you for that last stunt you pulled..........nugga!





DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

UlcasterCripSetter..........You're not getting any pics of D's smooth pale thighs......

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!

WTF!?! Why not? Hey D, What, you hook these fools up but not me?
I was nice to you since you started here

Frisky is still pissed at you for that last stunt you pulled..........nugga!

 

[dirty~d~]

Who said I hooked any of these guys up?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Who said I hooked any of these guys up?

Well....F them. How about you hook me up?

 

[DIVISION]

WTF!?! Why not? Hey D, What, you hook these fools up but not me?
I was nice to you since you started here

If you got any play in RL, you wouldn't act so desperate on this forum.

The more desperate you act, the more it turns them off.

Besides, neither D, nor Frisky are your type.......




DIV

 

[anthrax]

So..... where are the pix ?

 

[KillahBee]

I like 100% shaved. landing strip ain't too bad though.

 

[concordsize]

picture please

 

[DIVISION]

I like 100% shaved. landing strip ain't too bad though.

^^^This is where we beef, holmes.....

I like that shit thick out the box, y0'.......

Esp on an Italian bitch.......I want that shit thick, y0'....



It's non-negotiable, holmes.......

Holla @ ya' boy....





DIV

 

[KillahBee]

^^^This is where we beef, holmes.....

I like that shit thick out the box, y0'.......

Esp on an Italian bitch.......I want that shit thick, y0'....



It's non-negotiable, holmes.......

Holla @ ya' boy....





DIV

What's beef? Two niggaz with hoodies and bats?

Hell no, when I go down on a betty I don't want to be able to tell if she is 40 or 14!!!

HOLLA!!!

 

[DIVISION]

What's beef? Two niggaz with hoodies and bats?

Hell no, when I go down on a betty I don't want to be able to tell if she is 40 or 14!!!

HOLLA!!!

Niggaz w/ brass knuckles and baseball bats.......nugga....

I need the shit thick like the fuckin' amazon....nuggaro....

Italian bitches have thick hair......means I get something phat and off the chain, y0'.....

HOLLA BACK!!!




DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

If you got any play in RL, you wouldn't act so desperate on this forum.

I don't give a damn...It was worth a shot.
I'll never meet anyone here, so inhibition can take a walk.

The more desperate you act, the more it turns them off.

So I've heard, but I don't see the relevance...Nugga.

Besides, neither D, nor Frisky are your type.......

Does it really matter? It's a Internet board. Not "RL".
Every girl on this board could really be a fat 20 y/o named Fred and I'd still come hear to amuse myself.


Deez mothafukin' nutz, Foo' !

 

[sigweed]

kudos on the wax rather than the shave

its sweet for the first day, but once the stubbled comes its kinda gross

 

[jerkbox]

what is an 'extended' wax?

do they do your butt too?

 

[BileStew]

what is an 'extended' wax?

do they do your butt too?

Not sure, but isn't that what a Brazilian wax is?

Ouch..........

 

[Dial_tone]

a butt wax has got to hurt.

 

[dirty~d~]

An extended bikini is pretty much a brazilian wax (which does include the ass), except you have a landing strip. A true brazilian is 100% BALD... I'd look like a baby down there. Creepy.

 

[BileStew]

An extended bikini is pretty much a brazilian wax (which does include the ass), except you have a landing strip. A true brazilian is 100% BALD... I'd look like a baby down there. Creepy.

Pics...

 

[KillahBee]

An extended bikini is pretty much a brazilian wax (which does include the ass), except you have a landing strip. A true brazilian is 100% BALD... I'd look like a baby down there. Creepy.

WRONG!!! Not creepy - HOT!!

 

[onebigab]

Don't any of you have imaginations? Sheeesh.

Why yes I do. Be back in 15 min................

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

100% BALD... I'd look like a baby down there. Creepy.

Hmmmm. That's hawt!!

 

[DIVISION]

An extended bikini is pretty much a brazilian wax (which does include the ass), except you have a landing strip. A true brazilian is 100% BALD... I'd look like a baby down there. Creepy.

Very Creepy........

I'm in the minority here, the only dude on EF who wants it thick and messy....



DIV

 

[dirty~d~]

I should have sent you some before pictures, DIV. I'll make sure to take some next time, just for you.

 

[DIVISION]

I should have sent you some before pictures, DIV. I'll make sure to take some next time, just for you.

........you're killing my libido, D.

It doesn't matter what it looked like before, if it's shaved NOW, there's no point........




DIV

 

[dirty~d~]

The amazing thing about hair is that it'll grow back.

 

[DIVISION]

The amazing thing about hair is that it'll grow back.

Is that a consolation?




DIV