Got a light?

[feisty11975]

Boudreaux &Thidodeaux were fishing one day when Boudreaux pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Thibodeaux for a light.


"Shure, I got a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he
pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

"Jiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Boudreaux, taking the huge Bic lighter in his
hands. "Where did yew git dat monster??" "Well," replied Thibodeaux, "I got
it from my Genie."

"You gots a genie in dat tackle box?" Boudreaux asked.
"Yep, I shure got one. It's right here in my tackle box," says Thibodeaux.

"Could I see him?"
So Thibodeaux opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie.
Addressing the genie, Boudreaux says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your
Master, will yew grant me one wish?"

"Yes, I will," says the genie.

So Boudreaux asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears backinto the tackle box leaving Boudreaux sitting there, waiting for his
millionbucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is soon filled with the sound of a million
ducks ... flying overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Boudreaux yells at Thiboduaux. "Jumpin'
Jimminy Crickets! I axed for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

Thibodeaux answers, "Yup, I forgot to tell yew dat genie is hard of
hearing.
Do yew really tink I axed for a 10-inch Bic?"

 

[feisty11975]

no ones got a bic? lol

 

[jerkbox]

you're a bic

 

[feisty11975]

you're a bic

Is your keyboard broken? You missed the t and the h

 

[gonelifting]

A guy is in bed with a woman and she asks him why he has such a little tiny head on his penis (bare with me people!!). He says, "The reason I have a very small head on my penis is this....

3rd person damnit!!



A guy was walking along the beach (naked) finds a genie bottle. He opens it up and the genie says "You have one wish blah blah..." The guy says "OK I want to the fuck you." The genie says "No, no, no, you an't do that." The guy says "WHY NOT!!! You said I could have ONE wish, and I want to fuck you!" The genie says "No, no no you can't do that." The guy says OK, then how about a little head?"


Poof, he got a little head.