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got a damn mouse

HappyScrappy

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in my new apt.
heard some rustling and then found that it was eating some of our crap.
so tomorrow we gotta go get a trap. at first I wanted a humane one, but now that my gf is freaking over it, I looked up on the net and I saw that there is a trap that electrocutes them. now that is cool. when it has one it flashes a little light.
I'm all about electrocuting things.
 
cheese wiz, sticky paper, talcum powder, gum, one nail, cup of noodles, a shoe lace and Rob Deers 1992 Detroit Tigers card.


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she made me go through all of our food and see what got eaten.
so far the "mouse" hasn't hit anything but oatmeal. he totally avoided the Diet Coke.
my new theory is that there is a very small and polite fat little stoner hiding somewhere in our house.

I'm torn between a shotgun and the electrocuting thingy. I have neither of them, so for tonight, I'm just gonna talk about depressing things around the house and hope the mouse kills himself.
 
A friend of mine opted for the shotgun approach.

He cornered the mose in his basemet and vaporized that little fucker. Literally. All that was left was a red stain on the floor a few holes in the drywall...

Fucked up on one hand, and kinda cool on the other.
 
Start looking for holes, gaps, and cracks where Mickey may have gotten in. Get inventive with methods of sealing them out. If you have one you might have more.
 
I like mice. except when they poop on stuff. I really hate it when they poop on my carpet because I have a nice carpet that I spent 4K on. I don't mind if someone spills wine on my carpet, but poop I can't handle. Its all about principal.

Oh yeah, I am senile.
 
Little mice are cute...but bigger ones get annoying. The electricuting thing would be neat...but a bit sad. Just get a trap...or some of that mice killer (like the rat stuff).
 
I don't want to get poison because that kills the mouse, but not right where he eats it, he walks away and then dies, and then rots, and that can smell. so then you have a dead creature in your walls that you can't get to.
the snap traps frequently behead them and make a mess, and I don't really want to deal with that - plus my GF would go nuts.
the glue traps make them get so caught up on the glue that they eventually can't move enough to breath and suffocate.
I figure the electrocuting one is the coolest and least cruel/messy.

as for a cat, I hate cats. but in order to deal with this shit, I'd get one, plus just a day or two ago my GF's parents called her and said they her cat "died" (in that they took it to the vet and had it killed). so she could act like this cat is her old one or some shit.
but the problem there is that the cats tend to just toy with the mice when they get them, and that is cruel - which I'm still relatively okay with, but the real kicker is that the cat will frequently bring you the dead animal as a gift... and I'd prefer money over dead animals when it comes to gifts.

there are tons of holes in the place - it is a rennovated old place. the landlord lives upstairs and has a cat and a dog, so hopefully the mouse (mice?) will go upstairs and get an ass whupping.

Darktooth - you are right, a mouse is just about the right size for my penis :)

and I think MFman puts the smile on threads in order to jack up his post count - which is pretty much what I do - only I just randomly post questionably funny things.

and Taps - I mentioned the shotgun b/c my ex-stempmom's sister's husband (now ex) was sitting in the kitchen eating and heard his wife scream. he went into the bedroom to see his pregnant wife cowering on the bed looking up to the ceiling, and she said she heard things up there. he said not to worry about it, and she freaked and demanded he take a shotgun and go up and kill whatever it was. so he went up there with the gun and saw a rat, pointed the gun (down at it) and shot. it was dead, but now there was more screaming...
so he goes back down tot he living room to see his pregnant wife now standing, screaming, and hitting him with her fists.
next to her was the water bed she had been sitting on a few mins before and she happened to get up to find the TV remote. when she got up, the shotgun blast went off, the ceiling opened up, and shot tore through and also hit the water bed.
so now there were all of these little gysers of water quietly spraying into the air, slowly emptying the contents of their water bed onto the floor of their bedroom.
these people were rednecks :)
 
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A simple mousetrap....load it with peanut butter and stick a cheetoh or dorito or something like that ..in the peanut butter........ problem solved
 
a mouse can squeeze thru a hole the size of a biro so seal them up wit steel wool or someting

dont get a cat. you'll end up having to kill two animals then ;)
 
HappyScrappy said:

and Taps - I mentioned the shotgun b/c my ex-stempmom's sister's husband (now ex) was sitting in the kitchen eating and heard his wife scream. he went into the bedroom to see his pregnant wife cowering on the bed looking up to the ceiling, and she said she heard things up there. he said not to worry about it, and she freaked and demanded he take a shotgun and go up and kill whatever it was. so he went up there with the gun and saw a rat, pointed the gun (down at it) and shot. it was dead, but now there was more screaming...
so he goes back down tot he living room to see his pregnant wife now standing, screaming, and hitting him with her fists.
next to her was the water bed she had been sitting on a few mins before and she happened to get up to find the TV remote. when she got up, the shotgun blast went off, the ceiling opened up, and shot tore through and also hit the water bed.
so now there were all of these little gysers of water quietly spraying into the air, slowly emptying the contents of their water bed onto the floor of their bedroom.
these people were rednecks :)



:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: They sound like they would be fun!!!;)
 
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