Good Thing US Men Don't Have Boobs

[curling]

I mean dang we would be feelin on them suckers all the time everywhere it would be emboobing.

 

[Raina]

They really aren't as exciting as you think though they do give us reasons to wear bikinis and I bikinis.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lol

playing with your own boobs isn't as exciting as having someone play with your boobs.

 

[Fajitas]

Yeah, I would never leave the house.

 

[nycgirl]

No they are not exciting. They get in the way, pop out of bikini & halter tops, bust open blouses. I have a love & hate relationship with my boobs.

 

[tiger88]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412649

 

[SoKlueles]

lol

playing with your own boobs isn't as exciting as having someone play with your boobs.

amen sister

 

[stilleto]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=412649

that was SICK. what was up with those... scabs??? was he trying to rip his own tits off?
that would be cool if guys had boobs.

 

[Delinquent]

I mean dang we would be feelin on them suckers all the time everywhere it would be emboobing.

That's like saying if you could suck your own dick, you'd never leave the house

 

[digger]

that would be cool if guys had boobs.

Oh, we do. Chest hair gets in the way, though.

 

[Cutiebaby]

then how would guys change channels on the remote??? both hands would be busy..

 

[sweed]

just imagine if your had a vag... oh shit

 

[stilleto]

just imagine if your had a vag... oh shit

yeah. we'd never leave the house.

 

[Razorguns]

If we had boobs and vaginas...NONE of us would ever leave the house.

Heck, if we could blow ourselves ... NONE of us would ever leave the house.

Nightclubs would be total titfests. The men are at home..playing with themselves.

 

[sweed]

also if i was a girl, i'd be a slut and a lesbian and have orgies every night... see girls, its fun!

 

[curling]

I can't believe how many girls responded to this thread. I guess maybe their boob power felt threatened.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

also if i was a girl, i'd be a slut and a lesbian and have orgies every night... see girls, its fun!

being a guy never stopped anyone...

 

[exotic_island_girl]

huh? what?? eh?

WTH

 

[Mikus]

No they are not exciting. They get in the way, pop out of bikini & halter tops, bust open blouses. I have a love & hate relationship with my boobs.

What's wrong with them popping out ?

 

[Sub-Zero]

I mean dang we would be feelin on them suckers all the time everywhere it would be emboobing.

i wonder if canadian or mexican men have boobs. or maybe its jsut a european thaang

 

[Sub-Zero]

No they are not exciting. They get in the way, pop out of bikini & halter tops, bust open blouses. I have a love & hate relationship with my boobs.

if its not a big deal then can i touch one or both?

 

[jenscats5]

No they are not exciting. They get in the way, pop out of bikini & halter tops, bust open blouses. I have a love & hate relationship with my boobs.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Bah, women bitch about their breasts causing problems....try having a penis. Getting an erection in slightly snug pants sucks ass, then you gotta pray your shirt is long enough to cover your throbbing member.

 

[Mikus]

Bah, women bitch about their breasts causing problems....try having a penis. Getting an erection in slightly snug pants sucks ass, then you gotta pray your shirt is long enough to cover your throbbing member.

LOLOL

 

[Sub-Zero]

Bah, women bitch about their breasts causing problems....try having a penis. Getting an erection in slightly snug pants sucks ass, then you gotta pray your shirt is long enough to cover your throbbing member.

so true.

i dont care anymore though. the only time i sweat the boner, is if its around my parents.

shit man, one time i went to compUSA with my mom and dad, and for some reason i had a boner the ENTIRE fucking time i was there...i was trying to keep close to the back and have my hips facing towards the shelving and stuff, and keep away from momandad but they kep tfollowing me around.

also iv noticed i always get erections when we reach the last stopsign before my house, so its full force just when i have to step out of the car. i always say "man i have to pee" and then run in before they can see my front pretending its cuz i had to pee

 

[jenscats5]

Bah, women bitch about their breasts causing problems....try having a penis. Getting an erection in slightly snug pants sucks ass, then you gotta pray your shirt is long enough to cover your throbbing member.

Wow! It sucks to be you!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Wow! It sucks to be you!!

Yeah, I need someone to wrap their lips around it every time it gets hard and milk it good. That'll teach my penis to get erections.

 

[curling]

Nut sacks ain't real fun either. You get in the wrong position sitting, squatting or whatever all of a sudden pain.

 

[Spanky11]

so true.

i dont care anymore though. the only time i sweat the boner, is if its around my parents.

shit man, one time i went to compUSA with my mom and dad, and for some reason i had a boner the ENTIRE fucking time i was there...i was trying to keep close to the back and have my hips facing towards the shelving and stuff, and keep away from momandad but they kep tfollowing me around.

also iv noticed i always get erections when we reach the last stopsign before my house, so its full force just when i have to step out of the car. i always say "man i have to pee" and then run in before they can see my front pretending its cuz i had to pee

oh to be 15 again...

 

[Sub-Zero]

oh to be 15 again...

im 14, you idiot

 

[slat1]

If I had tits I would tit fuck myself all day long til I died..

 

[nycgirl]

If I had tits I would tit fuck myself all day long til I died..

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Girls would jerk off all the time if they had penises. Guaranteed.

If I had a vagina I'd be puttin stuff in (and out and in and out of) it all the time. Guaranteed.

 

[coldblue1955]

I mean dang we would be feelin on them suckers all the time everywhere it would be emboobing.

fat guys have boobs. Man boobies. lol..

 

[wootoom]

i have boobs