good question

[timrock]

who was the first person to look at a cow and say, i think i'll squeeze those dangly things here, and drink whatever the hell comes out!"

 

[timrock]

or.........
who was the first person to say "see that chicken there? i'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its butt"

 

[Rex]

The first question I read in Cavlin and Hobbes. Funny how Bill Waterson drew the comic to it.

 

[perkele]

who was the first one to put his cock in someones butt?

 

[Silent Method]

The Masai in Africa cut and bleed there cows into a dish, then add milk. It's a good way to harvest more protein from the cow without the need for slaughter.


By the way, avoid the milk from the one uddered cow.