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I just got off work. Hope you all have a happy day.
Good morning EF
- Thread starter jack sparrow
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blut wump said:
LOL...and I just had some fun with your net distaster thread. I would post it, but it would start trouble.
But it made me feel good
hamstershaver
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stilleto said:good morning jack. Don't you have something you need to be doing right now?
i think you do.
I went before I left work.
feisty11975
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Good Morning 
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novamanms
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Morning, home fries. 
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jenscats5
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jenscats5
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Angel said:
She's probably more upset about spending the night at the vet.....
Erzulie said:G'moring suga!
I'm just getting to work
Have a good day
GoldenDelicious
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whats so good about it, you fat bastard 
sorry, it was too lovey-dovey in here
sorry, it was too lovey-dovey in here
My baby mama can wait until saturday. I need to chillErzulie said:You too!
Gonna get some rest? Or ya heading back over to the sub to see ya baby's mama?
GoldenDelicious
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you remind me of one of my girlfriends, for who the life of her, refused to come to terms with the fact that i am not a morning person, and should be left the hell alone while i suck up every last second of gorgeous morning sleep until i could be arsed hauling myself out of bed and to the bathroom, scratching my balls the whole way with a rasping noise somewhat like a guy using a wire brush on concrete. so, every morning, she would come in and want lovey dovey smiley kissy missy bullshit while i was snoozing in peace...and every morning, i would give her a blast of Death Breath that clean wiped the skin cells off her faceErzulie said:
so put yer perkiness on a leash
it aint wanted
GoldenDelicious said:you remind me of one of my girlfriends, for who the life of her, refused to come to terms with the fact that i am not a morning person, and should be left the hell alone while i suck up every last second of gorgeous morning sleep until i could be arsed hauling myself out of bed and to the bathroom, scratching my balls the whole way with a rasping noise somewhat like a guy using a wire brush on concrete. so, every morning, she would come in and want lovey dovey smiley kissy missy bullshit while i was snoozing in peace...and every morning, i would give her a blast of Death Breath that clean wiped the skin cells off her face
so put yer perkiness on a leash
You're way to tense you need a massage
I'm perky in the mornings, esp if it includes morning sex... then i'm floating around and singing.
That whole ball scratching description brought a tear to my eye
i just called there and they said she is doing great..the dr lives right above the clinic so he checked on her through the night and said she did good...she has been sleeping but that is expected with 3 shots and surgery.....i guess they also found a scratch on her eye lid and dyed it and treated it so now i have to put drops in her eyes for 3 days poor baby...........i can go get her this afternoon i guess because they waited untill the after noon for the surgery because they were working on her eye....she is also younger than i thought she is only about 7 months..i thought she was atleast 10 months old.....did not know cats had kittens in winterjenscats5 said:
pintoca
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GoldenDelicious said:you remind me of one of my girlfriends, for who the life of her, refused to come to terms with the fact that i am not a morning person, and should be left the hell alone while i suck up every last second of gorgeous morning sleep until i could be arsed hauling myself out of bed and to the bathroom, scratching my balls the whole way with a rasping noise somewhat like a guy using a wire brush on concrete. so, every morning, she would come in and want lovey dovey smiley kissy missy bullshit while i was snoozing in peace...and every morning, i would give her a blast of Death Breath that clean wiped the skin cells off her face
so put yer perkiness on a leash
you have girlfriends?
GoldenDelicious
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my condolances to the poor bastard youre marrying. may the end come swiftly for himErzulie said:You're way to tense you need a massage
I'm perky in the mornings, esp if it includes morning sex... then i'm floating around and singing.
That whole ball scratching description brought a tear to my eye
also, the ball scratching brought a tear to my eyes, too...after i smelt my fingers
GoldenDelicious said:my condolances to the poor bastard youre marrying. may the end come swiftly for himope:
also, the ball scratching brought a tear to my eyes, too...after i smelt my fingers
I called the wedding off, He didn't want to let me move into his doublewide
Scratch and sniff eh?
GoldenDelicious
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um, sorry, a couple of things:Erzulie said:I called the wedding off, He didn't want to let me move into his doublewide
Scratch and sniff eh?
1) what is a doublewide, apart from your arse
and
2) AS IF you quote me before i could put the little
dude in! 
GoldenDelicious said:um, sorry, a couple of things:
1) what is a doublewide, apart from your arse
and
2) AS IF you quote me before i could put the little
lol
dude, you don't know what a doublewide is? Its one of them der fancy moble homes.
and ... bwahahah!
GoldenDelicious
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no, i dont know what a doublewide is, same as i dont expect you to know what a bonza sanger is. its called...geography!!Erzulie said:
fatty. i knew your marriage thread was fake as soon as i realised it involved some guy actually wanting to spend lots of time with you. hmpf.
GoldenDelicious said:no, i dont know what a doublewide is, same as i dont expect you to know what a bonza sanger is. its called...geography!!
fatty. i knew your marriage thread was fake as soon as i realised it involved some guy actually wanting to spend lots of time with you. hmpf.
I'm wanted dammit!
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