Good Lord I am dirty.

[Paulos]

Not in the sexual sense either.

Dirty in the "I haven't showered in four days, Had a haircut in six months, and am surrounded by dirty dishes and clothes as I type this" kind of way.

I just coated my balls in baby powder in a vein hope it will mask the putrid smell of my festering, filthy nutsack. I am down to one piece of clean clothing and I don't know what I can put on from the floor because I'm not sure what I've used as a spankerchief before. Only Knight69's wife possibly has more semen stained clothing than I currently do.


Can I get an "Ooooooooooh Yeah" for being repulsive?

 

[~~~SlickassBiatch~~~]

Nasty

 

[drug_against_war]

I've not taken a shower for a month on several occasions....'course, I was in the field with the Army at the time...

 

[TheStromba]

MrsPuddlesfl and I are sittin here ROFLOAO.

 

[Puc]

haha working from home so i do that not showering thing, too.

best part is when i go to the gym and do some serious cardio. I get all sweaty, so it is basically the same thing as a shower right?

ya ever notice how when you lean forward the smell from under yer nuts and between yer asscheeks escapes and it WREAKS?

also, the leftover spit and jiz on my cock from jerking off makes GREAT lube when you jerk off again.

 

[Kali]

Oh just wait if any of you ever go out in the field for a month + at a time... then you will know the true meaning of being stinky... especially when you are out there with 50 women sweating all day and having their normal womanly bodily functions. At least you aren't that bad yet. That is one thing I will not miss.

 

[38DoubleDamnGood]

That is absolutely disgusting...and you are proud of it?

 

[Paulos]

Actually I was just fucking around, Puc took it a little too far.

I haven't had a haircut in a long ass time though.

 

[starfish]

Paulos,


I'm taking you to get a haircut! Shower!

 

[Paulos]

Paulos,


I'm taking you to get a haircut! Shower!