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Robert Jan
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1. Buy an expensive videocamera and take it back to the store after a week. tell them it "smells funny"
2. When you're in a bar and someone offers you a drink, ask if you can have the money instead
3. Pick out a random person in the street and follow them around very closely for a long time. Every now and then pretend you're aggrevated and say 'Will you leave me the fuck alone?"
4. Go to a gun store and buy a gun and ammunition. Then ask if they have any ski-masks.
5. Go into any really crowded place where they make each costumer take a number for queing. When the clerk asks who
is next say you are. When somebody speaks up tell them "Sorry, I thought you guys were a group."
6. Go into a gift shop and ask for your gift.
7. Next time you're at a wishing well, ask to see the manager.
8. When you ask a girl if she wants to dance or have a drink with you and she turns you down, tell her "that's ok, I need to take a shit anyway".
9. Back out of a drive in bank.
10. Walk up to a stranger and say "Pardon me, I have nothing to say "
11. Go into a photographers shop and ask if you can buy the other peoples pictures
12. Ask the dry cleaner if he can move a stain from one pair of pants into another.
13. Instead of a glove, bring a bat to the baseball game.
14. Use the little sowing kit in your hotel room to sow to towels to the drapes.
15. Go to the doctors and tell him you're worried you might have an std. when he examines you piss in his face.
16. Go to a little quiet country road. One of those where a car passes once every so many hours. Wait for a car and when one comes throw a big rock right onto the car. When the driver gets out of his car and asks "What the fuck did you do that for!?" tell him it wasn't you. Tell him 't was a black guy, and he went THAT way.
2. When you're in a bar and someone offers you a drink, ask if you can have the money instead
3. Pick out a random person in the street and follow them around very closely for a long time. Every now and then pretend you're aggrevated and say 'Will you leave me the fuck alone?"
4. Go to a gun store and buy a gun and ammunition. Then ask if they have any ski-masks.
5. Go into any really crowded place where they make each costumer take a number for queing. When the clerk asks who
is next say you are. When somebody speaks up tell them "Sorry, I thought you guys were a group."
6. Go into a gift shop and ask for your gift.
7. Next time you're at a wishing well, ask to see the manager.
8. When you ask a girl if she wants to dance or have a drink with you and she turns you down, tell her "that's ok, I need to take a shit anyway".
9. Back out of a drive in bank.
10. Walk up to a stranger and say "Pardon me, I have nothing to say "
11. Go into a photographers shop and ask if you can buy the other peoples pictures
12. Ask the dry cleaner if he can move a stain from one pair of pants into another.
13. Instead of a glove, bring a bat to the baseball game.
14. Use the little sowing kit in your hotel room to sow to towels to the drapes.
15. Go to the doctors and tell him you're worried you might have an std. when he examines you piss in his face.
16. Go to a little quiet country road. One of those where a car passes once every so many hours. Wait for a car and when one comes throw a big rock right onto the car. When the driver gets out of his car and asks "What the fuck did you do that for!?" tell him it wasn't you. Tell him 't was a black guy, and he went THAT way.
