Gonelifting

[stilleto]

not only do i know where you live, but i know your shoe size.

next time you threaten me like you did in that message to me, expect to come home and find all your shoes gone and replaced by identical pairs in one size smaller.

thats not a threat. thats a promise.

 

[silverfish]

SO you sold your squatting shoes?

 

[stilleto]

SO you sold your squatting shoes?

no. (you wanna buy them?)

gonelifting is just all threatening in his k messages. i know its cause he's a mod but he forgets i am too.
i've been thinking of ways to get him. like, really get him good. I came up with the shoe idea and thought that was pretty clever. I might short sheet his bed too. and saran wrap his toilet.

 

[silverfish]

Put open catsup packages under his toilet seat. When he sits to take a crap, it'll be messy.

 

[stilleto]

Put open catsup packages under his toilet seat. When he sits to take a crap, it'll be messy.

oh, you're good.

i was going to push some clay into all his faucets, so the water squirts out sideways when he turns it on. and rubberband the hand held sprayer thing at his kitchen sink so it sprays him.

I might vaseline all his doorknobs too.

 

[Mr. dB]

Hang pictures on his walls.

Paint his office off-white.

 

[stilleto]

Hang pictures on his walls.

Paint his office off-white.

waaaaaaaaait... wasn't it gonelifting's living room that is all white with a little red chair?
what if i paint his LIVING room off-white? that won't match and will really mess him up!

 

[gonelifting]

My walls ARE off white already.


All of them. lol



And you do NOT know where I live.

 

[Y_lifter]

I proper Moderator would have locked this thread hours ago..

Even before it was posted.

 

[Mr. dB]

My walls ARE off white already.


All of them. lol

Ecru then. Or eggshell.

 

[Scotsman]

Put open catsup packages under his toilet seat. When he sits to take a crap, it'll be messy.

He might just think it was that time of the month again.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[tiger88]

fyi

its nice to live in your basement.... i promise i wont touch the wieghts or the old 1970s playboys

 

[gonelifting]

Ecru then. Or eggshell.

Walls are linen White in an eggshell finish. Eggshell is the texture of the paint. There is eggshell in all colors. Theres also other finishes to colors such as flat, gloss, semi gloss... I happen to have eggshell in a Linen White color on my walls. Flat on the ceilings and semi gloss on the trim and windows. There are reasons for all this. My brother is a pro painter and did my house.

 

[stilleto]

I'm gonna paint your walls lime green with navy blue trim. its a very NORTH EAST color combination...

 

[gotmilk]

northeast my ass.

 

[stilleto]

northeast my ass.

gonelifting can northeast your ass until i get there.

 

[Mr. dB]

Walls are linen White in an eggshell finish. Eggshell is the texture of the paint. There is eggshell in all colors. Theres also other finishes to colors such as flat, gloss, semi gloss... I happen to have eggshell in a Linen White color on my walls. Flat on the ceilings and semi gloss on the trim and windows. There are reasons for all this. My brother is a pro painter and did my house.

Eggshell is also a color, so I guess you could have eggshell eggshell.

 

[gotmilk]

its a very NORTH EAST color combination...

well fuggin duh....green and blue happens alot in the NorthEast

http://www.elitefitness.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=30406&cat=500&page=1

 

[Mr. dB]

Walls are linen White in an eggshell finish. Eggshell is the texture of the paint. There is eggshell in all colors. Theres also other finishes to colors such as flat, gloss, semi gloss... I happen to have eggshell in a Linen White color on my walls. Flat on the ceilings and semi gloss on the trim and windows. There are reasons for all this. My brother is a pro painter and did my house.

Sigh. All this analysis and detail is beside the point. I was suggesting that she go in and paint one wall in your house the WRONG shade of white, just to throw things off. She seemed to be looking for ideas for mischief and petty vandalism, and that seemed like a good venue to make light of your white wall fetish. It's just humor, for God's sake, not a home improvement seminar. Sheesh!

 

[stilleto]

Sigh. All this analysis and detail is beside the point. I was suggesting that she go in and paint one wall in your house the WRONG shade of white, just to throw things off. She seemed to be looking for ideas for mischief and petty vandalism, and that seemed like a good venue to make light of your white wall fetish. It's just humor, for God's sake, not a home improvement seminar. Sheesh!

clearly he has no sense of humor. I'm going to hide all his toilet paper.