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Gonelifting vs. Tiger88 arbitration hearing

Paulo

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Gone Lifting v. Tiger88 case no. 86-753-09 J

It has been brought to the attention to those of us who give a rats ass, that a conflict has emerged between two bors of the Elite Order, I offer my services free of charge, in hopes that we can make a peaceful and satisying resolution with all parties involved.

Gonelifting presents the complaint of Bor title infringement.

It is gonelifting's assertion that the hereforth mentioned title "Official Bor" of the Elite Society of Bors (from this point known as ESOB) has been encroached upon by one Tiger88, also a member of the ESOB.

However, after an intense investigation by a panel of experts in their respective fields, the following has been submitted as evidence:

exhibit A-1
Tiger88 has in fact, chosen the title "Official Plat Bor" void of malicious intent or malfeasance, which by semantic distillation and double blind case studies on phonetics, is distinctly different than the trademarked, "Official Bor" title.


Therefore, the court makes its ruling in favor of Tiger88 that he is granted full use of "Official Plat Bor" for the entire term that he remains a platinum member of Elite Fitness and fulfills his duties and obligations to the ESOB.


Court is dismissed.
 
Paulo=Judge Wapner
 
crak, you focker.


better watch yo ass, or I will bludgeon thee with the gavel of justice, and no you fucking perverts, that isn't a metaphor for my penis.
 
tiger88 said:
ok so know what?

do i give in?

or be like fuck it

?

i do like his shed but i am not a wimp to give in to guys with grey chest hairs


The Elite Court of Elite Fitness Elites has rendered its judgement. You are clear of any further litigation.


Mr. Gonelifting, please direct all further greivances or objections to me or one of my associates.

Thank you.

Paulo
 
lol I missed this thread. You had me thinking you knew your shit for a while there, until I read "double blind" LMAO I know for a fact Tiger88 has 20/20 vision and mine`s not that bad.

So... Does anybody want to rent a shed? It`ll be ready at the end of the month. Here it is, it also has a new dehumidifier.
 
gonelifting said:
lol I missed this thread. You had me thinking you knew your shit for a while there, until I read "double blind" LMAO I know for a fact Tiger88 has 20/20 vision and mine`s not that bad.

So... Does anybody want to rent a shed? It`ll be ready at the end of the month. Here it is, it also has a new dehumidifier.


Hopeless...
 
Come on bors, we need to resolve this in a mature, responsible manner that will be benificial to all parties involved.
 
tiger88 said:
AHHH

ok so u are kickin me out ?




fuck



No, you`re kicking YOURSELF out, young man! You made your bed, now lie in it.

PS, Hope you like the Hot Chocolate I left for you last night. It was cold, I did`nt want you getting sick.

Now change your sig please.
 
gonelifting said:
PS, Hope you like the Hot Chocolate I left for you last night. It was cold, I did`nt want you getting sick.

Now change your sig please.

oki changed it a bit

so we different

ya hot chocolate was good

last bit but good

sad day packing
 
tiger88 said:
oki changed it a bit

so we different

ya hot chocolate was good

last bit but good

sad day packing


Um, Tiger, you just made it worse. Now there is not sufficent differentation between your two titles.

Official Plat Bor has been ruled acceptable for use. Being that, Mr. Gone Lifting is the Official Bor.

Is this all sinking in yet?
 
Tygra did cap BOR where as gl has it like Bor...i think tygra is planning on clipping gl...
 
ok, hold on, this whole thing has gone to shit.

neither side was properly represented. i volunteer my lawyer services to the first to ask. i can take either side, doesn't matter to me. neither GL or Tigger should represent themselves though. i promise i'll do a good job.

Judge Judy, err, Paulo, can preside over the hearings.
 
crak600 said:
ok, hold on, this whole thing has gone to shit.

neither side was properly represented. i volunteer my lawyer services to the first to ask. i can take either side, doesn't matter to me. neither GL or Tigger should represent themselves though. i promise i'll do a good job.

Judge Judy, err, Paulo, can preside over the hearings.



Done! You`re my lawyer bro. It seems as I`m buying a skinny white man for $1.55. If you need your clothes ironed or something, let him know and it`s done.
 
gonelifting said:
Done! You`re my lawyer bro. It seems as I`m buying a skinny white man for $1.55. If you need your clothes ironed or something, let him know and it`s done.

ok, from here on out, i represent Gonelifting in all future court proceedings.

Gonelifting, no longer are you to speak of this matter. i'll do all the talking for you. you'll just fuck it up worse than it's already fucked up. trust me, you've been doing pretty damn bad so far, you can only make these things worse. for the moment, i'm going to give you the best advice i can - sit there and look dumb. err, i mean, look pretty. i'll get you through this.
 
wtf? The only thing I got out of this thread was Smurfy built a bookshelf.
 
tiger88 said:
LOL



he knows whats up

ya if mine is caps and his reg not caps i can be caps and be reg with non caps?

i suggest you retain the services of a lawyer and have him be in contact with me. i will be filing with Judge Paulo on behalf of my client before the night is over. i will not have a battle of wits with an unarmed man, therefore you must retain legal counsel.

thank you.
 
more judge paulo!!!
 
crak600 said:
the Judge can't represent you.



so fuckin what?

:lmao: you rock, crak. maybe one of these days ill get around to mailiing that CD. its ready to go, lol. :) desktop crashed the day i was sending it.
 
shit man, why didn't you tell me you hadn't sent it yet? i've been running to the mailbox doing the pee-pee dance daily and then coming back inside feeling all dejected, used and abused.

what's up now tiger? get yourself a lawyer. we're going to court.
 
crak600 said:
shit man, why didn't you tell me you hadn't sent it yet? i've been running to the mailbox doing the pee-pee dance daily and then coming back inside feeling all dejected, used and abused.

what's up now tiger? get yourself a lawyer. we're going to court.
i was going to, but the peeping tom story was too damn funny.
 
tiger88 said:
i updatedagain



HOLY SHIT!!! thanks bro. I hope I`m in time, I put a hit out on you. I`ll get on that right away.

In case I`m late, Sorry bro.
 
gonelifting said:
HOLY SHIT!!! thanks bro. I hope I`m in time, I put a hit out on you. I`ll get on that right away.

In case I`m late, Sorry bro.



shit bro WTF

dont tell me u cut the breaks


anyways glad we on good terms again


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