GoldenDelicious = Forrest Gump

[GoldenDelicious]

ok. its 8am. sunday morning. im so tired my fingers are drooping along with my eyelids.

so anyway, as usual, i looked really good last night. i looked so darn good that i scared all the chicks away. damn low self esteem chicks. theyre killing my sex life.

anyway, enough of that, too tired.

my car decided not to start, at 4 am.

there were no cabs.

i started walking, since i was bored of sitting in the car.

i walked for 3 hours.

barefoot. (shup. dont ask. dont bloody ask)

3 hours, mangs. my feet are swollen. theyre 4 times bigger than usual. im going to sleep, wiht my feet humming zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz in the background

forrest aint got sheet on me mangs. he had nikes. i pwn that mofo

 

[WANNA_B]

sounds like fun......... just when you thought that was bad you allso getting serious whipped in the cricket!

you'll be number 2 in the world shortly!

 

[Seashell]

I'm going to ask anyway, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR SHOES??!!

You're going to get athletes foot, ringworm and ingrown toenails from that little stint.

 

[StickFigure]

"run Forest!!! Ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!"

 

[swole]

your stories suck

 

[GoldenDelicious]

wannabe, you shup. its psych warfare.

seashell, did i say dont ask? hm? hmhmhm? just....jsut....shh. ill tell you later. plus, ill only get those things if my feet survive the night. you ahve no idea how humungous they are. its like i have 2 boogie boards stuck to my feet im so tired i want to cry

everyone take a minute silence for frodo and his mates, those poor dudes walked even longer than i did

 

[jackangel]

i agree, you are kinda retarded.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

your stories suck

its not a story this time fattie, its about my feet, and how theyre even fatter than your mom

...who im sure is a saint, by the way. rude son, but still, saint.

 

[BrothaBill]

I like your stories, they are as brilliant as a burnt out light

 

[swole]

its not a story this time fattie, its about my feet, and how theyre even fatter than your mom

...who im sure is a saint, by the way. rude son, but still, saint.

this remark was more entertaining than your story, twirp

 

[H_T_]

so you only had time to take off your shoes before her husband burst thru the door with a bowie knife???

 

[Spartacus]

so you only had time to take off your shoes before her husband burst thru the door with a bowie knife???

heh