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Use your time travel powers to report how Friday night is going so far... you can even venture into early saturday morning if you feel like it,
 
Even though he was looking really really good he didn't get any. ;) ;) He did attract some wild beast oh drama a whole lot of drama lama and he was looking really really good. ;) ;)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Even though he was looking really really good he didn't get any. ;) ;) He did attract some wild beast oh drama a whole lot of drama lama and he was looking really really good. ;) ;)
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GASPS!!! YOu have a magic ball

I'm sure that is exacly how it went (give or take a "lookin good")

I suspect he is a closet-virgin
 
wow. 4 replies and 3 bitches. not bad, not bad ;)

just so you know, yes, i was looking really good and yes, i did cast a spell on some skanks and yes, i came home alone

like my horoscope said today...its lonely at the top ;)

(this sucks lol)
 
I'm guessing it will go something like:

"Oh, I'm looking so fine that all the bitches want me, but I won't let them have me because no one is so fine and smart as I am. Did I tell you how smart and attractive I am? Oh, okay, good. I didn't want you to miss the important parts. I tried to dumb it down for all of you."

Then KB will give the weekend hair report and tell us about whether his hair was "on point" or not.

I can't wait.

LOL.
 
listen here heatherrae you pro fattie, the 2 skanks i was gaming were 2 that 2 of my buddies were "Dating" (kissing) for 2 months trying to get in their pants, and have finally given up. so. i decided to actually have a go, and engaged them for 30 minutes, setting up groundwork and altering their perceptions for the next time i see them. i went from "mr quiet guy" to "mr interesting guy why didnt i notice that before" in a parking lot from ZERO, with NO social backup. excuuuuuuse me if i didnt flip them both onto the hood of a parked car and bang them silly on the spot

sheesh

also, my hair was on point ;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
listen here heatherrae you pro fattie, the 2 skanks i was gaming were 2 that 2 of my buddies were "Dating" (kissing) for 2 months trying to get in their pants, and have finally given up. so. i decided to actually have a go, and engaged them for 30 minutes, setting up groundwork and altering their perceptions for the next time i see them. i went from "mr quiet guy" to "mr interesting guy why didnt i notice that before" in a parking lot from ZERO, with NO social backup. excuuuuuuse me if i didnt flip them both onto the hood of a parked car and bang them silly on the spot

sheesh

also, my hair was on point ;)
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ROFL...you are hilarious. I'm never quite sure if you are this funny, intentionally or not. Either way, the unbridled hubris is pretty damned amusing.
 
alien amp pharm said:
:qt:

Stop or you'll turn Goldendelicous on
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That's a good thing... ;) So, yr not turned on.. OK, OK... I'll give you 20 dollars then.... :p
 
pintoca said:
GASPS!!! YOu have a magic ball

I'm sure that is exacly how it went (give or take a "lookin good")

I suspect he is a closet-virgin
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Nah I suspect he is a closet pillow bitter and he would go bottom for AAP in a heart beat. Any man that is always looking that really really really really .... good ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) is = :rainbow:
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Nah I suspect he is a closet pillow bitter and he would go bottom for AAP in a heart beat. Any man that is always looking that really really really really .... good ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) is = :rainbow:
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i can tell a lot about you from this post

qt's thought process (for self defense aka shielding from reality):

man looks really really good
qt gets an erection
qt hits on man reeking of looking goodness
man looks at qt and shudders +/- runs +/- pulls out a can of mace
qt gets miffed, loses erection
qt labels man as :rainbow: to save self perception

ok going to gym now, going to do abs and have a pre-saturday night pose-athon in front of my fave mirror

oh, classic line from last night, talking to the girl who has worn white pants 3489343 times in a row:

golden: "okay. seriously, is your ass gettig married?"
girl: "wtf why?"
golden: "because its always wearing white!"
girl: "haha i do have pants of other colors you know"
golden: "Really? soooo...why dont you wear them?"
girl: "oh, theyre all at xxxxx house, and shes always drunk"
golden: "omg, you mean xxxxx the skank? you left clothing at HER house? yuk yuk yuk yuk go buy disinfectant right now, soak those things before you touch them. get a radiation suit and some uranium, even"
girl: "lol okay then, ill put them in bleach"
golden: "noooooooooo dont fucken do that...theyll turn fucken WHITE"

anyway i laughed :lmao: ...like this: "teehee!" ;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i can tell a lot about you from this post

qt's thought process (for self defense aka shielding from reality):

man looks really really good
qt gets an erection
qt hits on man reeking of looking goodness
man looks at qt and shudders +/- runs +/- pulls out a can of mace
qt gets miffed, loses erection
qt labels man as :rainbow: to save self perception

ok going to gym now, going to do abs and have a pre-saturday night pose-athon in front of my fave mirror

oh, classic line from last night, talking to the girl who has worn white pants 3489343 times in a row:

golden: "okay. seriously, is your ass gettig married?"
girl: "wtf why?"
golden: "because its always wearing white!"
girl: "haha i do have pants of other colors you know"
golden: "Really? soooo...why dont you wear them?"
girl: "oh, theyre all at xxxxx house, and shes always drunk"
golden: "omg, you mean xxxxx the skank? you left clothing at HER house? yuk yuk yuk yuk go buy disinfectant right now, soak those things before you touch them. get a radiation suit and some uranium, even"
girl: "lol okay then, ill put them in bleach"
golden: "noooooooooo dont fucken do that...theyll turn fucken WHITE"

anyway i laughed :lmao: ...like this: "teehee!" ;)
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when you put up away messages on instant messenger, do you use excerpts from convos that show off your own wit, rather than that of your friends?
 
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