goddam sorbitol!

[SoreArms]

I stopped at the market on my way home from work to buy some steaks and hot sauce for hot wings. I happen to walk down the frozen isle and see that they now have ice cream made with splenda, so I buy some (chocolate chip). When I got home, I decided to have some ice cream while the steaks were getting cooked. It tasted so good and since it was made with splenda I figued it was OK to have seconds. Well seconds later my stomach started feeling a bit queezy. Minutes later I was running to the bathroom. Good thing I had planned on staying home all night 'cause this really would have sucked. Just a few minutes ago I looked at the ingredients and saw that sorbitol has an asterisk. The note next to the asterisk read "sensitive individuals may experience a laxative effect from excess comsumption of this ingredient"

 

[Mr. dB]

Now you know.

 

[hamstershaver]

lmao

 

[bdog527]

How big was that serving robly?

 

[SoreArms]

just a couple of big spoon fulls x2

 

[Lestat]

It fucks me up big time too... Splenda alone can.. gas.. the shits... it sucks.

 

[SoreArms]

I'm wondering if I'll be alright if I just have a small serving (not right now) or if I should throw the rest away.

 

[Lestat]

I'm wondering if I'll be alright if I just have a small serving (not right now) or if I should throw the rest away.

I tossed my splenda sweetened ice cream, and some other low carb baking shit I had... total waste of money, when I got it all I had no clue I was senstive to it. Took me a couple tries to figure it out too, I kept thinking it was something else I ate that made me sick.

 

[jackangel]

eat the whole fucking thing now, lardpile
suffer through the resulting discomfort
never buy anything with sorbitol again

 

[UA_Iron]

you're mexican dude, you should be immune to anything you throw at that stomach of yours.

 

[Lestat]

eat the whole fucking thing now, lardpile
suffer through the resulting discomfort
never buy anything with sorbitol again

way to ruin an entire night.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

you fucking loser

 

[Lestat]

you fucking loser

that's mean man

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

 

[SoreArms]

It's not the splenda that did it, I've eaten plenty of splenda sweetened things before, it's the sorbitol

 

[CFZB]

Maltitol gives me wicked cramps.

 

[The Shadow]

Key words:


Excessive consumption