Goddam fucking cockblocking bitches!!!!!!!!!

[SoreArms]

I was this goddam fucking close!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

better luck next time........

 

[starfish]

Don't they suck.

 

[SoreArms]

Why do they always have to have "those" friends?

 

[starfish]

Their little friends have to approve of you because they're not allowed to have a mind of their own.

 

[SoreArms]

this was a waitress at a bar, it was closing time, she was going to "walk me out" (I had been talking to her all night and she had drank few shots) then suddenly, out of no where, like an after shool special, these two bitches walk up and tell her "no, you need to come with us". I hadn't even seen those bitches all night! Even the security guy at the bar was like "damn, you were this close"

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Even the security guy at the bar was like "damn, you were this close"

damn!

 

[starfish]

this was a waitress at a bar, it was closing time, she was going to "walk me out" (I had been talking to her all night and she had drank few shots) then suddenly, out of no where, like an after shool special, these two bitches walk up and tell her "no, you need to come with us". I hadn't even seen those bitches all night! Even the security guy at the bar was like "damn, you were this close"

Yes, that's a crying pity. Did you go home and spank it? Or did you do it in the car on the way home? lol

 

[SoreArms]

Yes, that's a crying pity. Did you go home and spank it? Or did you do it in the car on the way home? lol

Not yet, I'm just here poting pissed and blue balled!

I'll see this chick again, since this (new) place is so close to home I've decided that I'll make it my Cheers.

 

[starfish]

Not yet, I'm just here poting pissed and blue balled!

I'll see this chick again, since this (new) place is so close to home I've decided that I'll make it my Cheers.

If it will make you feel any better, I nearly died from a heart attack tonight from screwing too much. LOL

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

If it will make you feel any better, I nearly died from a heart attack tonight from screwing too much. LOL

That prolly didn't help......

 

[SoreArms]

As long as you continue after your first "fast" one

 

[starfish]

As long as you continue after your first "fast" one

It was 8 yesterday and 3 today. The last time, I laid there totally spent and panting for breath for nearly an hour. I need a day off.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I think you two are the only people awake on this board.....

 

[SoreArms]

I think we are the only 3 people awake on this board.....

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I'm not awake, I'm the typing dead......almost 6 am here....

 

[Robert Jan]

that sucks/

 

[jerseyart]

Hee Hee,

That sucks, but she'll still be there, so no worries. Next time bring a couple of buds along to block the friends if they come running up to play interference.

 

[Robert Jan]

Hee Hee,

That sucks, but she'll still be there, so no worries. Next time bring a couple of buds along to block the friends if they come running up to play interference.

Is this a football game now?

 

[jerseyart]

He was trying to score, wasn't he?

Don't think I didn't read your prediction about Portugal losing either bitch.

Viva Portugal!!

 

[REBEL]

Hell ya, just like Smokey and the Bandit, get your friends to run interference. That doessuck, last time it happened to me the friends excuse was that she had to work, and I was too drunk to drive her home (I was sober that night).