God I love Pirates

[Pink Space Biscuit]

A copy of the Ninja site, but way cooler, since Pirates are cooler!

http://www.angelfire.com/linux/honors/pirate/

 

[Mysterio]

Sorry, I prefer to think a ninja turtles is cooler.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I really don't like pirates,vikings would beat their ass'!

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Vikings are like the OG pirates.

 

[sereneman]

A copy of the Ninja site, but way cooler, since Pirates are cooler!

http://www.angelfire.com/linux/honors/pirate/

I am a pirate.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Let me guess. A butt pirate?

 

[Citruscide]

The Mongul Riders of Ghingas Khan ... now those are some bad ass MOFOs...

C-ditty

 

[sereneman]

Let me guess. A butt pirate?

Whatever kind of pirate you want me to be. I will be your bitch pirate.

 

[Mysterio]

pink has anyone every told you that you have a pirate fetish yes or no, miss?

 

[Bigsatan13]

blackbeard.jpeg


Blackbeard was one loc'd out OG Pirate!

 

[creep]

The Mongul Riders of Ghingas Khan ... now those are some bad ass MOFOs...

C-ditty

Do you play AOE?

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

pink has anyone every told you that you have a pirate fetish yes or no, miss?

Yes, I have pirate shackles and a pirate ship on my shelf.

 

[Mysterio]

Yes, I have pirate shackles and a pirate ship on my shelf.

Kinky!

 

[Citruscide]

Do you play AOE?

AOE II (I like the Sarceans), Warcraft III, Starcraft, Neverwinter Nights (now)...

Yep, online gaming is addictive... the Monguls rock because you don't need to build houses.

C

 

[supertech69]

Yeah, well, I have a bed shaped like a pirate ship! Walk me plank maytee!

 

[WODIN]

Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."

Larry: "We don't do anything!"

Pa: "Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."

Mr. Lunt: "We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We don't do anything!"

Larry: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!"

Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"

Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!"

Larry: "Oh ..."

Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"

Mr. Lunt: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!"

Pa: "Huh? No I don't!"

Mr. Lunt: "Do too."

Pa: "Do not!"

Mr. Lunt: "You're making me hungry."

Pa: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"

Mr. Lunt: "Says who?"

Pa: "Says the captain, that's who!"

Mr. Lunt: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!"

Larry: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..."

Pa: "You just don't get it!"

All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall!"

Pa: "Pass the chips! Who's got the remote control?"

Larry: "Here is is!"

Mr. Lunt: "Time for Geraldo!"

Pa: "It's definitely time for Wapner."

Mr. Lunt: "Oh, I don't like this show ..."

 

[ZenMachine]

A copy of the Ninja site, but way cooler, since Pirates are cooler!

http://www.angelfire.com/linux/honors/pirate/

Pirates are cooler??

Ninja, please.

 

[the nature boy]

A copy of the Ninja site, but way cooler, since Pirates are cooler!

http://www.angelfire.com/linux/honors/pirate/

I signed up for pirate tryouts but I didn't make it. They didn't like the fact that oranges were my favorite fruit.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Yeah, well, I have a bed shaped like a pirate ship! Walk me plank maytee!

That would be so cool. With shackles attached to the headboard and a crow's stripper pole.

 

[dick tater]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel tied around his waist.

Bartender: "Hey buddy, you know you got a steering wheel hanging from your waist?"

Pirate: "Arrr, I know, it's driving me nuts!"








I thought it was funny.

 

[supertech69]

That would be so cool. With shackles attached to the headboard and a crow's stripper pole.

I do requests!