Beh. A neighbor came over a while ago after I bought this house telling me he was going to call the Humane Society and the police because the last people here had this tiny fountain pond put in and there are fish in it. It was frozen solid, the fish were assumed to be dead. He was freaking out over it. It thawed a bit, and I saw one today. I'm pretty sure there's only one, but, how freaking ridiculous?