God called me today...

[chefbone]

...and he asked, "T-Bone, what's with these muthas fuckas always tryin' to holla at me?"
I replied, "Thank your son for that one."

You God fanatics kill me.


P.S...... Believe in yourself!

 

[Sub-Zero]

god told me to tell you to shut the fuck up, or hell set the bush in front of your house on fire

 

[chefbone]

god told me to tell you to shut the fuck up, or hell set the bush in front of your house on fire

I took out the bushes this week.

 

[wootoom]

what if god was one of us

 

[-SD-]

what if god was one of us

Just a child like one of us.

 

[wootoom]

Just a child like one of us.

just a slob like one of us

 

[Sub-Zero]

just a slob like one of us

just a slut like wootooms mom

 

[chefbone]

just a slut like wootooms mom

You don't know his mama!!!!!

 

[Tiervexx]

You don't know his mama!!!!!

Sex is better when you don't know the person.

 

[BrothaBill]

just a slob like one of us

I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know if you know what I mean

Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box
Religion, is a smile on a dog
Philosophy, is a walk on the slippery rocks
Religion, is a light in the fog

What I am is what I am.....


Popeye, now realized he was an existenstialist
I am what I am and thats all dat I am

 

[broley]

I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know if you know what I mean

Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box
Religion, is a smile on a dog
Philosophy, is a walk on the slippery rocks
Religion, is a light in the fog

What I am is what I am.....


Popeye, now realized he was an existenstialist
I am what I am and thats all dat I am

he was stoned is what he was. ya think that was spinich?
haack ack ack ack ack ack

 

[Sub-Zero]

Lolllllll

 

[Slyder190]

I liken god to Santa Claus. The invisible man who lives in the sky who watches everything you do 24/7. People are all free to beleive what they want. Me, 13 years of catholic school couldn't sell it to me. I beleive in me and I beleive in science.

 

[biteme]

Some little girl who crossed over was asking for my help today. I heard her voice when I was napping in the car in the gym parking lot. THen I heard another voice calling for help. Okay, gotta go take my daughter to gymnastics.

 

[Slyder190]

...and he asked, "T-Bone, what's with these muthas fuckas always tryin' to holla at me?"
I replied, "Thank your son for that one."

You God fanatics kill me.


P.S...... Believe in yourself!

He always fuckin calls me when I'm driving!

 

[chefbone]

He always fuckin calls me when I'm driving!

LMAO!!!!!