goat slayer, you are becoming my idol.

[the captain]

i'm not a queer or anything, so don't get that idea...
but that post you did on the failing relationship was beautifull

 

[str8cubano]

who the fuck is Satanic Goatslayer?

 

[MuSuLPhReAk]

another one joins the club

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Thank you, but it was a serious problem. I ended up just dancing on her with cork boots until she had mushed up enough to flush down the toilet.