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nutsnack
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... in a bad mood after a really shitty night and im giving 2000k to the first person to make me laugh out loud 
Eringobraugh
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There once was this girl from China...
slat1
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I got a cramp during sex... real bad. It sucked. I had to jump up and run around the room with a hard on. It was like someone jumped off a high dive. My dick was flying everywhere. Totally embarrassing.
If that wasn't bad enough. i have never had a cat. Always dogs. They are big. You can hear them. Well, the cat jumped on the bed and I had no idea what it was. I freaked out and started screaming.
Now the damn thing tries to lick my asshole during sex. That is just wrong!
If that wasn't bad enough. i have never had a cat. Always dogs. They are big. You can hear them. Well, the cat jumped on the bed and I had no idea what it was. I freaked out and started screaming.
Now the damn thing tries to lick my asshole during sex. That is just wrong!
Did anyone win yet? I've gotta joke worth 2000 k but not if you've already dished it out. No way. 
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nutsnack
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no one won yet.. im in a REALLY shitty mood gotta try real hard for this one
hamstershaver
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klu has seen more cocks than an army doctor
hamstershaver
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looks like we have a winnerbuffer1 said:that was good one hammy
StickFigure
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Here's a pic of the only guy who has ever shown SoKlu his penis.
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nutsnack
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this isn't working very well 
vansmack2000
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the chick in your av is hot
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musclemuscle
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nutsnack said:... in a bad mood after a really shitty night and im giving 2000k to the first person to make me laugh out loud
well woopty freakin doo
2000 karma who gives a fuck
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nutsnack
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vansmack2000 said:
ive seen that before.. those people r idiots
StickFigure
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vansmack2000 said:
That was the lamest attempt at humor I've ever seen!
You should be bombed for that.
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StickFigure
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Elite_Fry said:
I thought SoKlu was against people posting her nude pics??
i got kicked out of kindergarten.
so i made this fort out of toy pipes and it was supposed to stay up for a week and the teachers made a rule that no kids could touch it. before the week was up i come into school one day and these fuckin dickheads were taking apart my fort!!! i go up to em and im like "yo, the teacher said this fort stays up for the week"
they just looked at me and were sarcastic (as sarcastic as kindergartners can be.,..probably called me poopyface weiner breath or something) and laughed.
i told the teacher and she wouldnt do jack shit, so i had to take the law into my own hands..
i dont think iv grown since kindergarten, so even tho im small now, i was a monster back then. i started throwing kids over left and right (even tho they were only 3). i vividly remember throwing one of them into these shelves that were made by stacking wooden shelves on bricks.
the teacher comes up screaming telling me to stop and grabs my wrist, so i take one of the toy pipes (probably they are about a foot long) and i swing it at her to try and hit her...bitch catches it though (i could kick her ass now though i bet)
so shes taking me to the principles office and i didnt want to go, so she started DRAGGING ME!. it was hurting me so thats when i punched her...in the boob...
the principle called my mom and told her to pick me up and that i wasnt welcome to ever come back to taht school again (i had been going there since i was 2 or 3, and i was now 5 or 6, kindergarten age)
so i made this fort out of toy pipes and it was supposed to stay up for a week and the teachers made a rule that no kids could touch it. before the week was up i come into school one day and these fuckin dickheads were taking apart my fort!!! i go up to em and im like "yo, the teacher said this fort stays up for the week"
they just looked at me and were sarcastic (as sarcastic as kindergartners can be.,..probably called me poopyface weiner breath or something) and laughed.
i told the teacher and she wouldnt do jack shit, so i had to take the law into my own hands..
i dont think iv grown since kindergarten, so even tho im small now, i was a monster back then. i started throwing kids over left and right (even tho they were only 3). i vividly remember throwing one of them into these shelves that were made by stacking wooden shelves on bricks.
the teacher comes up screaming telling me to stop and grabs my wrist, so i take one of the toy pipes (probably they are about a foot long) and i swing it at her to try and hit her...bitch catches it though (i could kick her ass now though i bet)
so shes taking me to the principles office and i didnt want to go, so she started DRAGGING ME!. it was hurting me so thats when i punched her...in the boob...
the principle called my mom and told her to pick me up and that i wasnt welcome to ever come back to taht school again (i had been going there since i was 2 or 3, and i was now 5 or 6, kindergarten age)
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