Girls Suck

[Boss101]

I always have troubles with girls...... I meet a nice looking girl while out somewhere and then I'm like "You wanna go out sometime?" and they're like "Sure!" .......so we'll meet up a few days later or something for some food and things are all going well and then I invite her back to my place and she goes "Sure!"
and then over a few drinks I'll slip the idea that I'd like to shit in her mouth....... then she'll get all pissy and emotional and start raving about how she only ever meets freaks

seriously.....girls suck

 

[duritz]

mmm shit

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

No shit Sherlock! Why else would men have penises! Gay guys asses don't count by the way!

 

[Baoh]

This was a welcome change of pace.

 

[ZKaudio]

I love girls, I'm actually obsessed with them, I only date the most perfect morsels with great personalities and lemme tell you.. it sux when you have to break up. My advice: date girls that you don't think are beautiful... that way you never have to worry about getting hurt because you'll never put that much into the relationship in the first place. voilla.

 

[ZKaudio]

I've taken notes, but I have to get an erection... so plumpers are out.. I like skinny girls.. i'm just going to have to find girls with some flaw(seinfeld style) that drives me nuts.

 

[-SD-]

I love girls, I'm actually obsessed with them, I only date the most perfect morsels with great personalities and lemme tell you.. it sux when you have to break up. My advice: date girls that you don't think are beautiful... that way you never have to worry about getting hurt because you'll never put that much into the relationship in the first place. voilla.

See my plumper threads.