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girls LOVE when you make them laugh

not that this is groundbreaking news or anything, but I was just thinking of how many girls you can get if you are able to make them really laugh. I would have gotten laid much less if I wasn't able to make biyatch's laugh.
 
You could be the best looking guy in the world. Buttt... If you have no sense of humor....Forget it!

Shows you have MEGA brain cells if you're witty!
 
This is exactly why males are way funnier than females.

We have been forced to develop a sense of humour... to be the creators of hilarity.
Females passively sit back and are the consumers of our humor.

Men dont expect, and arent really looking for chicks that are funny as hell... thus there has been no real 'pressure' for them to be funny.
 
Laughter has gotten me a long way.. then again some chicks don't get the jokes i tell them.. Sometimes go way over their heads.
 
Bullit said:
This is exactly why males are way funnier than females.

We have been forced to develop a sense of humour... to be the creators of hilarity.
Females passively sit back and are the consumers of our humor.

Men dont expect, and arent really looking for chicks that are funny as hell... thus there has been no real 'pressure' for them to be funny.
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I find NO humor in this reply....

:)
 
I tend to be sarcastic pretty much all the time. Which means a lot of people just think I'm weird and/or an asshole.
But those that get it pretty much want to sleep with me right away.
Once they get to know me, they are usually totally repulsed and hate me.

That pretty much describes my relationship with my grandma right there.
 
vixenbabe said:
You could be the best looking guy in the world. Buttt... If you have no sense of humor....Forget it!

Shows you have MEGA brain cells if you're witty!
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This is a great example of feminine bs. A sense of humor is something women like on the side, but it is not one of the major factors like money, power and looks. The funniest guys definitely do NOT have the most juice with women.
 
anabolicmd said:
This is a great example of feminine bs. A sense of humor is something women like on the side, but it is not one of the major factors like money, power and looks. The funniest guys definitely do NOT have the most juice with women.
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I guess I'm not like most women then!

By the way, GREAT teeth are up on my list as well!
 
bdog527 said:


LOL...sounds like me, except I'm pretty sure I get laid like WAY more than you.
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I'm pretty sure everyone has sex more often than I do now that I'm engaged.
"Engaged" is apparently code for "thanks for the ring, now we stop fucking."
 
NoDaddyNo said:
I tend to be sarcastic pretty much all the time. Which means a lot of people just think I'm weird and/or an asshole.
But those that get it pretty much want to sleep with me right away.
Once they get to know me, they are usually totally repulsed and hate me.
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LOL...sounds like me, except I'm pretty sure I get laid like WAY more than you.
 
vixenbabe said:


I guess I'm not like most women then!

By the way, GREAT teeth are up on my list as well!
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Oh sure, so a funny troll with great choppers stands a chance of bagging you? No, I didnt think so.
 
Women seem to laugh only AFTER we`ve had sex.

Sometimes they laugh before sex, But they just laugh and point.
 
NoDaddyNo said:


I'm pretty sure everyone has sex more often than I do now that I'm engaged.
"Engaged" is apparently code for "thanks for the ring, now we stop fucking."
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Arent you marrying her cause she gots money?
 
anabolicmd said:
Oh sure, so a funny troll with great choppers stands a chance of bagging you? No, I didnt think so.
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I'll have you know.... I have dated a few men in my life that have made my gal pals say, " What the hell are you thinking? What do you see in him?".

I'm far from being a shallow person, Anabolic! I'd prolly find something cute about you if I looked real hard..hehehehe
 
vixenbabe said:



I'll have you know.... I have dated a few men in my life that have made my gal pals say, " What the hell are you thinking? What do you see in him?".

I'm far from being a shallow person, Anabolic! I'd prolly find something cute about you if I looked real hard..hehehehe
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Give me an example of of one of the "What the hell were you thinking guys", and Id like to ask you a few questions about the relationship, if you dont mind.
 
Sure!

I dated one guy ( for a month) who was not my "typical" type: He was not fit by any means( was prolly 20 lbs over weight) He was short like me- I'm only 5' 4"!I loved his dimples and great smile. I had nothing to lose going out with him. I was NOT looking for love at that point in my life!

He had the best sense of humor, and was totally sweet! I could also tell he had class like the other's guy's did not have at our age! A true gent in every aspect of the word! I found him to be a guy I'd like to get to know so I dated him for a short while. We enjoyed each other's company for a short time. No big deal!

What do you want to know? Ask away!
 
vixenbabe said:
Sure!

I dated one guy ( for a month) who was not my "typical" type: He was not fit by any means( was prolly 20 lbs over weight) He was short like me- I'm only 5' 4"!....
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Did he get to hit it?
 
vixenbabe said:
Sure!

I dated one guy ( for a month) who was not my "typical" type: He was not fit by any means( was prolly 20 lbs over weight) He was short like me- I'm only 5' 4"!I loved his dimples and great smile. I had nothing to lose going out with him. I was NOT looking for love at that point in my life!

He had the best sense of humor, and was totally sweet! I could also tell he had class like the other's guy's did not have at our age! A true gent in every aspect of the word! I found him to be a guy I'd like to get to know so I dated him for a short while. We enjoyed each other's company for a short time. No big deal!

What do you want to know? Ask away!
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Sounds like you werent too into him. Bullit already asked, but Ill elaborate: did he ever "own" you in bed? Like, were you ever totally into him sexually?
 
Some of the best comedians i know, im talking pros, people that sell out theatres in holland a year before the show, have a real hard time with women
 
tuc biscuit said:
With the type of obvious, shitty humour that most of them find funny, I would rather not bother.
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spoken like someone with zero personality and humour traits
 
tuc biscuit said:


spoken like someone who never gets laid
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only with my beautiful wonderful girlfriend. :)

and whoever said that women cant be funny, you probably just have a dull sense of humour.
 
Robert Jan said:
Some of the best comedians i know, im talking pros, people that sell out theatres in holland a year before the show, have a real hard time with women
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Which begs a question...

vixenbabe... please name a funny comdienne (sp?).

I have never seen a really funny one.
Ellen, I thought, was mildly funny but not even close to the same league as her male counterparts.

And 99% of the SNL female cast, past and present, absolutely sucks.
 
Nope, I never slept with him.

Would I have slept with him? Hmmmm...Not sure to be honest.

I was a good girl- ONCE( LOL) I only dated him for four weeks. Perhaps I could have been seduced if he had not transfered to another school. Who knows?!
 
vixenbabe said:
I was a good girl- ONCE( LOL) I only dated him for four weeks. Perhaps I could have been seduced if he had not transfered to another school. Who knows?!
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FOUR WEEKS????

I hope you at least let him grab your beaver.

Did u smoke his pole?
 
Bullit said:


FOUR WEEKS????

I hope you at least let him grab your beaver.

Did u smoke his pole?
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haahahahah


i'm betting she didn't even kiss the dude....I am so glad I've never been "that guy"...what a complete waste of time
 
Bullit....I think Eddie Murphy is funny. I also happen to like that fat ass RoseAnn BEFORE she became famous! Hmmm...You'll laugh at this one...I also liked Richard Pryor! Chevy Chase could pull funny shit off too.

LOL@ Anabolic. My beaver did not leave it's dam during those days. The first pole I smoked was when I was 17! Poor bastard never knew what hit him. God, how damn ackward that first experience was. I shudder to think I ruined his experience for a good blow job to this day. Who is the dude on this board who does not like BJ's? I bet he was my BF in High School. hehehe

Ahhh...To be young and pure again!
 
NoDaddyNo said:


That Maya Rudolph chick has a good body. I'd shove stuff in there for certain.
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I bet she dosent like dudes with mustaches.
Which one is she?
I don'tt know any of the dames names.
 

You get karma for your Lucy choice!

Ms. Ball had the best timing!

I LOVED LUCY! STILL DO LOVE HER ON THAT LATE NITE NICK STATION!
 
Bullit said:

I dont mind ol' scarface either (the news desk chick).
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I think she's hot. I don't have a single fantasty that involves smashing her face.
Not like Mariah Carey where I'd love to hear her gurgled cries for help as I smashed in her face with the blunt end of a fire extinguisher and then shoved grapefruits in her ass.
 
NoDaddyNo said:
Not saying she is hot, just saying I would mash my penis up against the back of her leg and cry a lot.
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Yeah she a'ight...I'd hit it for sure.

I dont mind ol' scarface either (the news desk chick).
 
NoDaddyNo said:


I'm pretty sure everyone has sex more often than I do now that I'm engaged.
"Engaged" is apparently code for "thanks for the ring, now we stop fucking."
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:FRlol:


Now that is funny.

























... very sorry for your loss.
:(
 
3 step approach to getting laid:

1. Look your best
2. Laugh at yourself
3. Laugh at the girl (ie: make fun of her..works like a charm)
 
Does nobody else agree with my theory of the evolutionary forces behind the advanced male sense of humor?
 
Bullit said:
Does nobody else agree with my theory of the evolutionary forces behind the advanced male sense of humor?
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Perhaps it was so profound that many of the mere mortals on this board cannot possibly comprehend its depth and true value so they choose to ignore it, averting the risk of looking "dumb" or just average.
 
Bullit said:
Does nobody else agree with my theory of the evolutionary forces behind the advanced male sense of humor?
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I agree. I think there are some funny females out there though. The lady from SNL who does the cheer leading skit with Will Ferrel has always made me laugh. I think she's a genuinely funny woman. The past two girls I've dated have been sharp as a tack as far as wit goes. I can name at least three females on this board who are consistently funny - one of which posted on this thread. But I do agree that guys put more effort into being funny because of how important it is to women. You don't see guys running around talking about they'd take a great sense of humor over a tight little ass and a C-D cup. Some guys are even threatened by a woman who is funnier than they are as a sense of humor has a strong correlation to intelligence level.
 
Bullit said:
I think KillahBee is on point.

That SNL chick is ok... like the rest of the cream of the crop of female comidians, just 'ok'.
I do know a couple of funny chicks, but they are funnyfor a girl. They are not even in the same league as the guys.
I really dont think I ever laugh at the chicks posts on EF... or if I do its never an actual LOL like the guys posts.

I'm not trying to cut down females.
I honesly think that males have been forced to evolve a better sense of humor.
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Raina is hilarious. She doesn't seem to post much anymore, but she is funny as hell.
 
I think KillahBee is on point.

That SNL chick is ok... like the rest of the cream of the crop of female comidians, just 'ok'.
I do know a couple of funny chicks, but they are funnyfor a girl. They are not even in the same league as the guys.
I really dont think I ever laugh at the chicks posts on EF... or if I do its never an actual LOL like the guys posts.

I'm not trying to cut down females.
I honesly think that males have been forced to evolve a better sense of humor.
 
Bullit said:
I honesly think that males have been forced to evolve a better sense of humor.
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And btw - in no way shape or form do I see myself as the pinnacle of that evolutionary process.

(I can just feel the flames being conjured).


Does Raina joke around?
LOL.... didnt even notice.
 
Bullit said:

Does Raina joke around?
LOL.... didnt even notice.
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Not lately - I haven't even seen her post lately.
But I have definitely laughed my ass off before because of stuff she has said.
 
Humour will get the girl to "like" you in a friend/friend way, but no no no it don't get you laid. To get laid you must be 50% prick, 20% nice guy, 20% funny, and 10% big cock.
 
NoDaddyNo said:


If she has money, I'd love to see it considering I'm the one paying for everything.
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Oh thats right, I forgot it was the other way around. Hey, at least you got money.
 
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