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SKANKY GIRL NOT SURE WHEN THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND
San Antonio, TX -- After viewing photos of herself on an x-rated internet website, one of several brought to her attention by friends and family over the past four years, Jill Narducci, the self-described "skank of South Texas," can't remember just exactly when things got out of hand.
"My high school guidance counselor once said I was going places. I didn't realize she meant ladies night at Duke's Truck n' Haul," Narducci says wistfully.
The 23-year-old cocktail waitress has spent months trying to figure out how her life as the "shy girl with the French braids" spiraled into appearing in six separate volumes of "Girls Gone Wild," filmed on six separate occasions in six different cities.
"I guess it's some kind of record," Narducci says while doing a body shot off a male bar patron. "I'm actually painfully shy. I really had no idea there was even a camera on me."
Narducci, also known among her peers as "Tuna Town," "Lunch Meat", or simply as "Whore", insists that she has not slept with half the male population of her town. "First, that would be impossible. San Antonio is a huge city and I'm only 23. Abilene would be more realistic I think."
Despite her reputation, she is quick to blame her "skankitude" on several indiscreet ex-boyfriends who posted pictures and videos on internet chatrooms without her knowledge.
"I have never knowingly appeared on camera without my pants. Whenever I take my pants down in public, it's simply to win a bet or prove I'm not scared. I think it's a shame that some men pretend they're gynecologists doing important medical research."
During her teen years, Narducci says she was a favorite for games such as truth or dare or spin the bottle because she didn't understand the rules and usually she would be the only girl playing. "In retrospect, I should have known that my older brothers were making up the rules as we went along. To this day, I can't have sex with a bottle in public without thinking of that."
Narducci was named "Most Inseminated" three years in a row at the Mardi Gras celebration in New Orleans and commands a record number of beaded necklaces to bear her breasts or make out with a woman.
"I'm really just a people pleaser. Now why can't they write that on the bathroom wall?"
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San Antonio, TX -- After viewing photos of herself on an x-rated internet website, one of several brought to her attention by friends and family over the past four years, Jill Narducci, the self-described "skank of South Texas," can't remember just exactly when things got out of hand.
"My high school guidance counselor once said I was going places. I didn't realize she meant ladies night at Duke's Truck n' Haul," Narducci says wistfully.
The 23-year-old cocktail waitress has spent months trying to figure out how her life as the "shy girl with the French braids" spiraled into appearing in six separate volumes of "Girls Gone Wild," filmed on six separate occasions in six different cities.
"I guess it's some kind of record," Narducci says while doing a body shot off a male bar patron. "I'm actually painfully shy. I really had no idea there was even a camera on me."
Narducci, also known among her peers as "Tuna Town," "Lunch Meat", or simply as "Whore", insists that she has not slept with half the male population of her town. "First, that would be impossible. San Antonio is a huge city and I'm only 23. Abilene would be more realistic I think."
Despite her reputation, she is quick to blame her "skankitude" on several indiscreet ex-boyfriends who posted pictures and videos on internet chatrooms without her knowledge.
"I have never knowingly appeared on camera without my pants. Whenever I take my pants down in public, it's simply to win a bet or prove I'm not scared. I think it's a shame that some men pretend they're gynecologists doing important medical research."
During her teen years, Narducci says she was a favorite for games such as truth or dare or spin the bottle because she didn't understand the rules and usually she would be the only girl playing. "In retrospect, I should have known that my older brothers were making up the rules as we went along. To this day, I can't have sex with a bottle in public without thinking of that."
Narducci was named "Most Inseminated" three years in a row at the Mardi Gras celebration in New Orleans and commands a record number of beaded necklaces to bear her breasts or make out with a woman.
"I'm really just a people pleaser. Now why can't they write that on the bathroom wall?"
bobfromaccounting.com
....whata whore
