Girlfriend PET names

[wtlftr]

I call my chick...boob or dumbass. What do you all use for pet names?

 

[H_T_]

skank.

 

[moose11]

bitch

 

[wtlftr]

really..you call her skan in fornt of friends and still get some? DAMN

 

[Daisy_]

really..you call her skan in fornt of friends and still get some? DAMN

I was thinking the same thing about dumbass.

 

[hamstershaver]

hooker

 

[Lestat]

fatcakes

 

[H_T_]

really..you call her skan in fornt of friends and still get some? DAMN

not skank. but i can get away with cheese-tits and crank gobbler.

 

[moose11]

iused to call my ex butthead

 

[morph60]

funny,mine loves to be called SKANKZILLA.

 

[DannoMight]

cummdumpster.

 

[NjSwunkBee]

Lestat

 

[*MissFit*]

right now nothing but before pest and monkey.. i thought it was cute

 

[Lestat]

Lestat

I don't think i've ever had anyone as obsessed with me as you are.. i'm wondering at what point should I be worried... i've seen chicks on here stalked.. but never a dude.

 

[wtlftr]

FATCAKES..funny that was original.. k to all that I could

 

[Smurfy]

lol @ all the guys here acting tough when their women arent around (except hammy)

"yeah. I call my woman a bitch and she still sucks my cock!"

please.

if your woman was here you wouldnt be talking like that.

 

[Lestat]

lol @ all the guys here acting tough when their women arent around (except hammy)

"yeah. I call my woman a bitch and she still sucks my cock!"

please.

if your woman was here you wouldnt be talking like that.

agreed

 

[nycgirl]

lol @ all the guys here acting tough when their women arent around (except hammy)

"yeah. I call my woman a bitch and she still sucks my cock!"

please.

if your woman was here you wouldnt be talking like that.

Agreed.

I find the e-machismo pretty funny.

 

[hamstershaver]

lol @ all the guys here acting tough when their women arent around (except hammy)

"yeah. I call my woman a bitch and she still sucks my cock!"

please.

if your woman was here you wouldnt be talking like that.

lol i seriously call her hooker and she calls me butthead, im not making it up

 

[vansmack2000]

beavis

 

[Smurfy]

lol i seriously call her hooker and she calls me butthead, im not making it up

lol that's why I said except hammy.

 

[biteme]

Abdullah the Butcher

 

[chewyxrage]

Boo Boo Kitty Fuck

 

[traddum]

sugar plum princess

 

[Hiatussin]

she often likes me to call her slut or whore in bed. outside its just her name or "sweet"

 

[HardHat87]

snowflake

 

[Mavafanculo]

Loca. started out as a funny nick, then it became clear she really was loca.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

call them all luv or sexy.... so you don't confused

 

[wayneboard1]

wondernibblet.

 

[PBR]

at the time i called her "lover"....because thats what she was to me.

 

[stilleto]

lol i seriously call her hooker and she calls me butthead, im not making it up

lol... he's serious, i know.

 

[reigninghard]

Honey Bunny

 

[Dial_tone]

We make up a different name every time. She'll call me and say 'wassup, Slim Jim?' Next time it'll be Emeril, Barney Rubble, Ironman, whatever. She's pretty funny with some of them. I call her Betty Crocker (cuz she can't cook), Oprah, Stella (got her groove back), etc.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

We make up a different name every time. She'll call me and say 'wassup, Slim Jim?' Next time it'll be Emeril, Barney Rubble, Ironman, whatever. She's pretty funny with some of them. I call her Betty Crocker (cuz she can't cook), Oprah, Stella (got her groove back), etc.

big oprah or little oprah

 

[slat1]

We make up a different name every time. She'll call me and say 'wassup, Slim Jim?' Next time it'll be Emeril, Barney Rubble, Ironman, whatever. She's pretty funny with some of them. I call her Betty Crocker (cuz she can't cook), Oprah, Stella (got her groove back), etc.

Pretty much the same here. Mine does have a really embarrassing one she calls me though.

 

[tiger88]

strumpet

 

[Smurfy]

my husband calls me lots of things like baby, darling, dear, pie, angel princess, etc.

 

[hamstershaver]

lol... he's serious, i know.

what else do you know?

 

[milo hobgoblin]

"stick your ass up more"

I think I call her that more than "hon" or any other pet name.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Pretty much the same here. Mine does have a really embarrassing one she calls me though.

tiny and not in the reverse way where the person is huge?

 

[Frisky]

i've had quite a few names

 

[mrdeeznuts]

i've had quite a few names

mainly evil bitch right

 

[Frisky]

mainly evil bitch right

cold hearted evil bitch

 

[mrdeeznuts]

cold hearted evil bitch

very fitting

 

[Frisky]

very fitting

I agree

 

[UA_Iron]

my girlfriend doesnt have a real name anymore, its "babe" now.

I dont have any pet names.

 

[TC2]

Bitch ass.

 

[Tytan]

Babygirl...

 

[wtlftr]

:K: to all that have participated thus far. A lot of funny shiat here and a lot of typicals

 

[feisty11975]

my ex-husbands best friend used to refer to me as his "HO"

Now ain't that nice

 

[H_T_]

my ex-husbands best friend used to refer to me as his "HO"

Now ain't that nice

you were married to Santa? that's so awesome!

 

[feisty11975]

you were married to Santa? that's so awesome!

nooooo his best friend was santa duhhhhh

 

[Miss24k]

My boyfriend calls me Boojey, and I call him Coconut, or Coco.

 

[Quadsweeps Sister]

at the time i called her "lover"....because thats what she was to me.

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