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What would or should a wife get for her husband for their Anniversary? And yes, sexual favors are a given you turdburglers.

Think practical and inexpensive.
 
Smurfy said:
What would or should a wife get for her husband for their Anniversary? And yes, sexual favors are a given you turdburglers.

Think practical and inexpensive.
Fine, if bjs are a given...
Depends what his hobbies are. Get him something he likes and can use but wouldn't get himself. List what he likes to do, and it will be easier to come up with something, like: a cool saw, drill, fishing pole, one of them fancy shavers to shave your ass with and so on.
 
Get that boy a deep tissue massage... he needs it ;)
 
Smurfy said:
What would or should a wife get for her husband for their Anniversary? And yes, sexual favors are a given you turdburglers.

Think practical and inexpensive.
Does he use a money clip, cuff links? I think inscribing these with something romantic makes a nice gift.
 
there is but a handfull of girls out there sacure enoff with themselfs,but if you got him a realy hot stripper that willl suck his cock there is no better gift.
 
Get a sitter for the night. Make him his favorite meal, flowers on the table (they can be picked from wherever - dont need to be store bought), construction paper card and you in a sexy little sumthin sumthin finished off with 7" stripper shoes.

I guarantee you he will be a happy man. ;)
 
Smurfy said:
lol he gets a 15 min massage every Thursday already!


well damn.... wanna marry me? I could use that weekly.


Well, get him a good bottle of scotch, some cigars, and cook him a 5 course dinner, just you and him and candle light.

Gosh I'm so mushy

;)
 
favorite sports team sweatshirt/sweatpants/slippers/throw blanket

tickets to a game

a tool- go to lowes or home depot and check it out- there's new things all the time that I bet he doesn't have. Right now i'm jonesing for a little hand held, but powerful electric screwdriver. There's also small sanders, dremel tools, and really nice tool bags.

assortment of coffees (or whatever else he really likes) with a new coffee maker

satelite radio

binoculars
 
OUu.... does lummy like coffee?

Get him a variety of gormet coffee beans and a coffee grinder. Nothing like fresh ground coffee... yum
 
PS - if he didnt already... ask your son if he would like to make a card for Lumberg. Just tell him to write how he feels about the fact that he decided to become a part of your family.

I guarantee you it will be the best gift he'd ever received. :)
 
Interests include:

he is a mechanic and he does all the work on our cars
he is handy around the house he loves tools - but he has everything he needs inthat area
NASCAR (dont laugh) but he isnt into trinkets or things he cant actually USE
Cigars - he has two huge humidors already full of expensive cigars so thats out
Strength training
Fiscal policy - Financial Management - that;s what he does for a living
Computers - he;s a computer programmer and he builds computers and installs systems as a hobby (we have about 6 machines running in our house currently)
Music - he burns music from the internet and he doesnt buy CDs
Marijuana - he just bought himself a Vaporizer that he got last night and is so excited about (getting high without the potential harmful effects of smoke/burn off)
Football - Redskins fan
He loves to read - but he borrows books from the library as opposed to purchasing them

what else
 
he stopped drinking coffee a few months ago. well he stopped drinking brewed coffee. he likes those starbucks frappacinos

maybe a new tool is an idea - I can check out Lowe's
Have my son make him a card - is an excellent idea and one he would probably like the most
I know he doesnt want or need any clothes. he thinks its a waste as he has a closet and dresser full already

Im so not creative. here i am fretting about this and in the end, he will tell me not to get anything
 
please note that I mentioned coffee before frisky did. that bitch is always stealing my ideas.

anyway.
look on ebay for redskins and nascar stuff- you're bound to find something really cool that he'll love.
and, i'm telling you, i also have tons of tools, but every time I go to lowes (ok, not every time, cause i'm there every day) i find something new and cool.

does he have a label maker for his cd's??
 
stilleto said:
favorite sports team sweatshirt/sweatpants/slippers/throw blanket

tickets to a game

a tool- go to lowes or home depot and check it out- there's new things all the time that I bet he doesn't have. Right now i'm jonesing for a little hand held, but powerful electric screwdriver. There's also small sanders, dremel tools, and really nice tool bags.

assortment of coffees (or whatever else he really likes) with a new coffee maker

satelite radio

binoculars

are u married :qt:
 
Smurfy... trust me when I tell you that if you and your son got together and made Lumberg a hyuge construction paper card. Go through photos for the year and paste them with words about WHY you are so happy that he joined your family. Put on lipstick and actually put kisses all over in the background.... tellin ya. He will be VERY pleased.

All the other stuff means nothing. It's just a present because you felt the need to buy one.

Get the sitter, cook him the meal or get take out and put in on the table with the cheapy flowers wearing the sumthin, sumthin.
 
stilleto said:
please note that I mentioned coffee before frisky did. that bitch is always stealing my ideas.

anyway.
look on ebay for redskins and nascar stuff- you're bound to find something really cool that he'll love.
and, i'm telling you, i also have tons of tools, but every time I go to lowes (ok, not every time, cause i'm there every day) i find something new and cool.

does he have a label maker for his cd's??


:doublefi:

Would you please buy me a tool? Thanks, I would prefer one in glass
 
Giving gifts is silly to me.

but if you must then it should be something he is wanting. There's nothing worse than blowing money on something the person could have did without, no matter how nice it may be.

Only you know what he has been wanting.
 
Smurf, I believe a home cooked meal and a night alone, with a nice bottle of wine and your company would blow him away. Keep it simple but thoughtful.
 
Frisky said:
Smurf, I believe a home cooked meal and a night alone, with a nice bottle of wine and your company would blow him away. Keep it simple but thoughtful.

or u can just do a home cooked meal, a night for him to watch sports, a case of beer and he would be happier
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Smurfy... trust me when I tell you that if you and your son got together and made Lumberg a hyuge construction paper card. Go through photos for the year and paste them with words about WHY you are so happy that he joined your family. Put on lipstick and actually put kisses all over in the background.... tellin ya. He will be VERY pleased.


I would light that piece of trash on fire in front of you.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I would light that piece of trash on fire in front of you.

yah i'd be like thats cute hunny then not know what the fuck to do with it. mean while thinking what the fuck was she thinking.
 
I agree with Frisky and Bikinimom, special night/special meal sans kiddies. Stuff is just ... stuff. Anniversaries to me are more about YOU as a couple, and the nicest way they can be spent is through reaffirmation of your relationship. If dinner reservations and a hotel room for the night are out of the budget, then how about a nice brunch/lunch and a day out doing something you've both enjoyed in the past, whether going to the shore or the zoo or a park or something?

Give him new toys (tools, football or NASCAR stuff, etc.) on his birthday. Men want to blow out a candle, eat cake without guilt and have a new toy to play with then :lmao:
 
Smurf... what is the first resturant you and lummy went to when you visited him?

Make reservations there, beit a damn McDonalds or a Sushi Bar... or a top notch resturant. Make it night of memories.
 
Smurfy said:
What would or should a wife get for her husband for their Anniversary? And yes, sexual favors are a given you turdburglers.

Think practical and inexpensive.


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stilleto said:
i say- home cooked meal, sexy outfit, homeade card, and a cd label maker.

Are you holding your boobs up because they sag too much?
 
I never want any gifts. When It's for me, I never care. I'm always so busy I never get any kind of alone time or time with my whif. You guys could do a spa day together or go on a hike, maybe bring lunch. Spend the weekend out of town or something. It would probably be tough to rent a beach house for this weekend being Labor Day.

Take him deep sea fishing. That, then grill what you caught, just hang out on the beach. I'm almost relaxing thinking about doing something like that.
 
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