general response to idiot posts

[Hengst]

saw some one using this on another board and thought it might me useful for some people here:
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Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] 12 Year Old
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Homophobe
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Mythomaniac
[ ] Overrated/General Elitist
[ ] Racist Pig
[ ] kewl

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a nudity thread.
[ ] You whine like a girl.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the current page.
[ ] You asked something already answered a hundred times.
[ ] You are a knuckle-dragging mouth-breather.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message.
[ ] You discriminated against a race or religion.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack of information).
[ ] You are bragging about being a scumbag and/or griefer.
[ ] You posted a question answered in the FAQ.
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[ ] You posted with annoying use of caps.
[ ] You posted a lame X > Y thread.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account.
[ ] Decimate your modem with a hammer and eat it.
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor.
[ ] Actually post something relevant.
[ ] Read the FAQ/manual/documentation.
[ ] Apologize to everyone on this forum.
[ ] Go stand in the middle of an intersection.
[ ] Wear a dunce cap for the rest of your natural life.

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] The search button is your friend!
[ ] Get a life.
[ ] Never post again.
[ ] I pity your dog.
[ ] I think your IQ must be 6.
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else.
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment.
[ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online™.
[ ] All of the above.

 

[Y_lifter]

Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[x] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] 12 Year Old
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Homophobe
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Mythomaniac
[ ] Overrated/General Elitist
[ ] Racist Pig
[ ] kewl

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a nudity thread.
[ ] You whine like a girl.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the current page.
[ ] You asked something already answered a hundred times.
[ ] You are a knuckle-dragging mouth-breather.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message.
[ ] You discriminated against a race or religion.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack of information).
[ ] You are bragging about being a scumbag and/or griefer.
[ ] You posted a question answered in the FAQ.
[x] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[ ] You posted with annoying use of caps.
[ ] You posted a lame X > Y thread.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account.
[ ] Decimate your modem with a hammer and eat it.
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor.
[ ] Actually post something relevant.
[ ] Read the FAQ/manual/documentation.
[x] Apologize to everyone on this forum.
[ ] Go stand in the middle of an intersection.
[ ] Wear a dunce cap for the rest of your natural life.

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] The search button is your friend!
[ ] Get a life.
[ ] Never post again.
[ ] I pity your dog.
[ ] I think your IQ must be 6.
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else.
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment.
[x] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online™.
[ ] All of the above.[/QUOTE]

 

[Hengst]

oops.... I NEVER thought it would be used against ME !! LOL LOL LOL LOL

 

[blut wump]

 

[Raina]

I just wish Spellwin would fly me out to some EF member's homes so I could beat the hell out of them with a baseball bat. Seems fair.

 

[Ffactor]

Which forum was this?

 

[Raina]

 

[pintoca]

Which forum was this?

www.beaners.com