Gender Prayers

[ViperHMS]

FEMALE PRAYER


Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

Amen.


MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme with anything and I don't give a shit.

Amen

 

[Raina]

I just want to nap really.

 

[*MissFit*]

I want a good.....

 

[jrlex]

FEMALE PRAYER


Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

Amen.


MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme with anything and I don't give a shit.

Amen

thanks bro that made my morning...fucken traffic.

 

[Raina]

I want a good.....

Slice of cheesecake?

 

[ViperHMS]

thanks bro that made my morning...fucken traffic.

I have another one I just posted "My Diary"

Just another difference in how men and women differ in their thoughts!!

I forget how great it is sometimes not to have a fucking care in the world!

 

[ViperHMS]

I want a good.....

Avatar???

 

[OMEGA]

Teddy Scares

 

[ViperHMS]

Teddy Scares

Ha, yes. Yes Teddy Scares. I saw the damn thing in Hastings (bookstore/video rental etc. store) and just had to take a pic of it with my phone. See the lights reflecting off the plastic cover.

 

[OMEGA]

wierd feelings

 

[ViperHMS]

wierd feelings

It is okay Goku.