geigh joke

[FISHTALES]

Two Spiders in Texas:

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she
just stopped
and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was
looking at two
spiders mating."Daddy, what are those

two spiders doing?" she asked."They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a
Daddy
Longlegs." Her father answered.

So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
them
flat.

"Well, that might be OK in California, BUT we're not having any of that
shit
in Texas"

 

[CipherLock]

been there heard that.

but thanks

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

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"This is based on a true story"

 

[from zero]

I believe AAP posted this before.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Two Spiders in Texas:

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she
just stopped
and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was
looking at two
spiders mating."Daddy, what are those

two spiders doing?" she asked."They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a
Daddy
Longlegs." Her father answered.

So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
them
flat.

"Well, that might be OK in Massachusetts , BUT we're not having any of that
shit
in Texas"

LOL, this one is a favorite of mine

Two gay guys in a LTR decide they want to have a baby. They place an ad in the paper for a lesbian who is willing to be fertilized. One is found, and she agrees to be artificially inseminated. The procedure works, and nine months later she's in the hospital giving birth.

The two guys are ecstatic, and they go to the hospital to see thier new baby. The go to the maternity ward, and look through the glass at all these babys. They notice that all of them are crying except for one in the back. They ask the nurse to bring them their new baby boy. She goes into the ward, and sure enough, she picks up the one that is quiet.

She brings him to the guys, and while they are admiring him, one guy asks the nurse why he is quiet, when all the other babies are screaming their heads off.

She says: Oh, he's fine for now, but you should see what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass.

 

[SC4EVA]

geez

 

[Becoming]

LOL

 

[chewyxrage]

HAHA